Help me /mu/. I generally don't like black metal but this

>>74709809
listen to In the Nightside Eclipse and A Blaze in the Northern Sky if you're a full black metal pleb.

>>74709809
In other words, you need friendly melodies in your music in order to enjoy it. Lost hope.

just listen to classic black metal. I also prefered melodic at first but now it sounds kinda dull, it's better and more fun when it's raw and primitive

>>74709872
hey man i like to head bang while listening. I find it difficult to head bang to the sounds of echoing blast beats with faint guitar riffs in the background. I know some people like the shitty recording quality, but im not a fan of it.

File: 1487710221939.jpg (1MB, 1672x2084px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1672x2084px

>>74709809

>>74709843
I come from the land of thrash metal, death and viking metal. I have no clue what to do in the lands of black metal.

>>74709809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pQvOyo1nfQ

>>74709809
>>74710027
listen to Immortal - Pure Holocaust, At the heart of winter and Sons of northern darkness
PH is pure black metal, Winter is melodic and SoND is thrash

>>74710068
Disgusting.

>>74709872
uh are you really pulling an elitist shtick now

your charts from even a year ago are laughable

>>74710177
delicious*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csOb_z6j5kI

File: dissection-The_Somberlain.jpg (201KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 1000x1000px

>>74709809
at least listen to their superior album

>>74710196
>implying people can't improve and expand their tastes over the course of a year
>implying I would've been caught dead listening to Wintershit even a year ago

>>74710251
wintersun is a good band tho

>>74710292
>pirates of the caribbean metal
"no"

>>74710251
you have adhd or something and can only think in absolutes

it's not (entirely) your fault you lack perspective. don't give a shit about wintersun or dissection i'm talking in terms of a larger picture here. keep up your expanding taste tho you'll get it one day

>>74710308
wouldnt that be alestorm?

so uhh you like Bathory?

>>74710308
y not tho

>>74710331
in lyrics i guess, just meant yaari's cornholery sounds like a shitty disney soundtrack

>>74710329
What the fuck are you going on about?

File: 1493267327275.png (480KB, 996x750px) Image search: [Google]

480KB, 996x750px

>>74709809
>I don't like black metal but

>>74710329
im fairly sure thats not what adhd is

>>74710356
i generally don't like black metal. Get it right anon

>>74710349
what's wrong with that

>>74710434
it sounds gay

>>74710444
so does metal that doesn't sound like a disney soundtrack whats your point dog

Perhaps start with this sort of black metal with a more melodic, immediately catchy bent?

Sacramentum - Far Away From The Sun
Vinterland - Welcome My Last Chapter
Windir - Arntor
Grand Belial's Key - Judeobeast Assassination
Rotting Christ - Thy Mighty Contract
Destroyer 666 - Unchain The Wolves

>>74710756
Seconding these. Good albums, especially Far Away. Add Dawn - Slaughtersun and you've got a good melo starter pack.

>>74710785
starter pack eh? are batteries included?

>>74710817
Sold separately.

File: Blood On Ice.png (673KB, 582x538px) Image search: [Google]

673KB, 582x538px

>>74710059
>im into viking but don't know a thing about black

So you don't know they were created by the same band? (Not talking about venom)

>>74709809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4KsuiZABuU

>>74711006
>hurr i know bathory so obscure look at me
fuck off dude, they've been mentioned like twice already

>>74710059
that still doesn't excuse you, you fucking pleb, because I know goddamn well when you say you like "viking metal" what you actually mean is amon amarth

>waaah, I want to be kvlt but I don't like scary music!!
just listen to dungeon synth

>>74714240
nah man, he wants to listen it for the metal, not for the fact that is spooky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGQxZFVoIvw

File: Arntor.jpg (208KB, 600x597px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 600x597px

>>74710756
>Windir - Arntor
Listen to this, so catchy, soo good

>>74712736
I didn't meant to imply bathory is obscure. Why the fuck would they be? I meant he shoulda started with them to see how much of the scene can be reduced to shitty bathory

>>74710033
>burzum and ulver
>enjoyed by "nu-males"/liberals
gosh, it's almost like this contradictory chart was devised just to make people mad

File: dmessential.jpg (2MB, 1600x4300px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1600x4300px

>>74709809
Judas Iscariot's To Embrace The Corpses Bleeding
Gorgoroth's Pentagram
Enslaved's Vikingligr Veldi
Ulver's Nattens Madrigal
Darkthrone's Transilvanian Hunger

You might also enjoy orthodox dissoshit such as:
Deathspell Omega
Ascension
Blut Aus Nord
Misthyrming
Awe
Svartidaudi

P.S: Dissection is closer to Swedish melodic death metal scene, than it is to Norway's black metal one, so check the essentials in the section below.
Wormlust
Order of Orias
Fides Inversa
Acrimonious
Mgla
Watain
Aevangelist
Imperial Triumphant
Nightbringer

>>74710358
Shut up, you have Ehlers-Danlos.

>>74715225
>essential death/doom
>no Evoken