What's your favorite stupid lyric? >Back in my mind

>>74692743
>she gotta a big booty
>so i call her big booty

>My favorite rapper drove a pink truck
>I do shit that you dreamed of
>I was born with a mean mug
>I was born with some nappy hair
>Drinkin' breast milk out a lean cup
>Tity Boi's my alias

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>You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick (yeah)

>>74692743

>I told her im tryna eat out
>so what we going to dinner for?

>>74692921
There's a running joke at my job that 2 chain verses are scriptures to a new religion.

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>Niggas get it how they live and I live for money
>Other words, I'm getting money

>>74693021
i dont even get mad at how dumb his lines are anymore, they're just so fucking funny

> If I wanna see sum titties imma eat at Hooters

>I'm living in the future so the present is my past
>my presence is a present kiss my ass

My money growing like a chia pet, ch-ch-ch-chia
And my ears like a quarter mil, is you for real?
And my lamb is like a shark with gills, look at the rims
And my beamer coupe got spinning wheels, like they on pills

>I'm single like a pringle

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>>74693041
holy shit.

>>74693136
this one is good though

>>74692743
keep it 300, like the romans

>from your pic related. how fun

>>74692743
>slightly scratched your corolla
>ok I smashed your corolla

>>74692743
>I hit the Jamaican spot, at the bar, take a seat
>I ordered you jerk, she said "you are what you eat"

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Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt

>>74692743
>did the man who invented college go to college? >hmmmmm ok then

>suck a nigga dick for an iphone 6
>fuck my nigga terry for the new blackberry

>don't they my nigga gutter kidnap kids?
>fuck them in they ass, throw them over the bridge

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Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang!
I shoot first, then aim

Yo,
I'm a hot and bothered astronaut, crashing while jacking off to buffering vids of Asther Roth eating applesauce

>i'm not black i'm o.j.
>...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
>okay

>finger near a nigga's asshole like WOAH

>real G's move in silence like lasagna

>>74693625
sauce?

AND I GOT HER NIGGA

GROCERY BAG

>>74692743
>keep it 300, like the Romans.

>>74693972
Hold My Liquor

Don't move nothin', statue
Shooter bout to go nuts, cashew
Need cash off the books, past due
Real cheese for the cooks, rat food

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>She get under your skin if you let her
>She get under your skin if you-uh
>I don't even wanna talk about it
>I don't even wanna talk about it
>I don't even wanna say nothin'

"Rambo on the lambo!"

>>74693800
>Make a movie with yo bitch, Steven Spielnigga

>>74693957
The g in lasagna is silent, its a good line

>>74694126
I know, it's genius

>I bang cock in bangkok

>>74693021
T.R.U. religion
Instead of saying amen we say truuu

HID LIKE LADEN BIN THRU SHIT LIKE SODOM

I WANNA FUCK YOU HARD ON THE SINK

THIS IS BAD, REAL BAD, MICHAEL JACKSON

>>74694185
AFTER THAT GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK

>>74694185
>>74694251
is it bad if it took me a long time to realize what he meant by that

>>74693041
This is such a well delivered and honest line off an amazing verse fuck you

>>74692743
>You tried to play nice, everybody just took advantage

>You left your fridge open, somebody just took a sandwich

>>74694403
I like the first line, it's even kind of clever; I just don't like that he outright explains it to you in the very next line.

I send my bitch to the store cuz we run out of soda

>>74694503
It's a play on the previous line which itself is a play on the phrase "you get it how you live". He doesn't just get results. He milks it for the cash he believes he's owed.

We kissing while we talking so we speaking with a mumble. (Actually makes a mumble sound).

>>74693918
This is unironically the best line this year though.

>>74692743
Kanye and Chainz are the only people I can stomach stupid lines from because their confidence makes the lines so great. I suppose I can tolerate a stupid Thugger line here and there as well.

>>74694647
I understand that, I think that line is kind of clever.
But if you hear "Niggas get it how they live and I live for money", you can follow the logic of that sentence by understanding if he gets it how he lives and he lives for money, then he gets money.

But then in the very next line he plainly explains this simple logic so it feels patronizing to the listener, like the listener is a neanderthal and didn't understand this common proverb.

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>Okay, drop it to the floor, make that ass shake
>Whoa, make the ground move; that's an ass quake
>Built a house up on that ass; that's an ass-tate
>Roll my weed on it; that's an ass tray

>>74693800
Pussy, money, weed, codeine
She said my dick feel like morphine
I hope my name taste like sardines to these niggas

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>I been doin' this for 19 years
>Niggas wanna fight me?
>FIGHT THESE TEARS

And when I was five
My favorite movie was the Gremlins
Ain't got shit to do with this
But I just thought that I should mention

>>74694902
>you hold my dick while he's sucking it

You betta not lose that load
Don't lose that load
Don't lose that load
You betta not lose that load
Nigga I got blow
And I sell dope
I know El Chapo
I cannot lose no load
You betta not lose no load (x4)


Aye
I ain't gonna lie, I lost the load

>>74692921
BACKSTROKE TO MY CHILDREN ROOM

>>74694740
Patronizing is part of hip hop if you're way smarter than other rappers (Kendrick, Earl, Danny, Vince)

>>74693800
>Real G's move in silence like lasagna
Fucking Lil Wayne man

> I keep it 300
> Like the Romans

>don't be afraid to catch fish

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>stupid lyrics thread
>over 80% of the thread is hip hop

Hmmmm.

>swag like goldust, no homo, ten bitches

>My wrist deserve a shout-out I'm like what up wrist
>My stove deserve a shout-out I'm like what up stove

>>74694695
Fact

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I GOT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 M'S IN MY BANK ACCOUNT