What did she mean by this? https://twitter.com/taylorswift1

It's a way to hype up the incoming album, just like her deleting everything from her social media until this point.

farting snek

>>74684255
cunt

QUEEN IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK TO SLAYYYYYY UR FAVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

she has a new album or tour coming most likely

>>74684255
hate death grips for making it trendy for celebrities to make edgy esoteric tweets signifying the forthcoming of a new album. some virgin intern probably came up with the idea after reading up on NLDW lore

*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*

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>it's a "pop artist does weird/cryptic shit to try and look like some kind of auteur" episode

Is that a snake tail?
I think the ullumnati are ready to reveal their reptilian form

>>74684459
it's kind of funny, she's too bland and mainstream for this games lmao

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>>74684448
Death grips just ripped off nine inch nails who did an ARG release way before normies even knew what an ARG was, trent is a god

did kanye just win?

>>74684496
true but that doesnt change the fact that death grips made it 'cool again'. no one even remembers nine inch nails except for disaffected virgins who hate normies

i want to pump her full of cum

MY BODY IS READY

>>74684481
Target audience eats it up continuously.

>>74684448
bands were pulling this shit in newsgroups before you were born

So, into what will she 'reinvent' herself, /mu/?

>>74684697
a goddess who'll heal this divided america

she is a reptilian

>>74684448
>unironically thinking Death Grips invented this type of marketing
underage

>>74684936
yup. i cringed when i saw >>74684448

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>>74684697
Probably what Katy Perry reinvented herself into.

>>74685105
cancer

>>74684670
>>74684936
>>74685049
where did i say they invented it you retard faggots? taylor's PR group sure as shit aren't reading up on decade old NIN args

>>74685148
>hate death grips for making it trendy
>making
When you use words like that you're implying that they made it popular or invented it idiot

>>74685105
kek. taylor will never sink that low

>>74684448
That dick album?

>>74685180
She will do whatever her handlers tell her to do.

>>74685105
>Woke pop
Fuck I hate rich white people

tricking normalfags with shitty marketing

>>74685177
>they made it popular
they did. you can make something popular more than once. please leave this board and never come back

>>74685105
hyped for swift featuring on a song that's worse than that fuckawful calvin harris track that perry appeared on this summer

>>74684255
>https://twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/899647503859032065
It's kanye's dick.

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>Dark Taylor embracing all the hate and memes to transcend pop and release the greatest pop album of all times

Based.

>released during an eclipse

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Taylor is going to release a masterpiece of a concept album that mainly focuses on fusing Chamber Pop, Bitpop, Shoegaze, and Surf Rock while interspersing brief Lowercase/Microsound interludes throughout that are coupled with ASMR-inspired Sound Poetry. She'll still manage to make a huge hit off the upcoming release regardless of its experimental nature and even though it will be the most accessible song from the album, it will drastically influence and change the output coming from mainstream artists for the coming decade.

>>74685453
holy fuck that looks good

>>74685105
>Artist. Activist. Conscious
muh sides

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>>74684255
SNAKE IMA CREEPY SNAKE.

Cause she thinks this spooks people.
Bitch you ain't seen the darkness until you come here.
We were raised in the dark.

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>>74684448
This. I fucking hate these musicians that think they now shit about anything.

>>74685568
why are reddit transplants so easy to spot

>>74685485
she is going to release bland watered down indie pop and poptamists are going to jerk off to and if anyone else would have released it no one would have noticed

>>74684670
Which is why this is laughable.
She's preaching to the choir now. What's the point?

>>74684255
Everything Everything already did this glitchy mysterious aesthetic bullshit. Taylor more like Stealor

>>74685177
are you actually fucking retarded

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>>74684697
Super spoopy stand alone complex satanic baby raper.
Just as planned.

>>74685105
>Woke pop
Weak pop.

I don't see her praising hitler.
Now that would be "woke".

>>74685453
>falling for the dope meme
Spiders cast a wide web anon. You'll make a nice meal.

>>74685592
Bitch I've probably been here longer than you.
And clearly I'm taking the fucking piss you retard.

>>74685568
worst post ive ever seen in 4chan history

>>74685679
You have no humour.

My sources say Taylor wanted to do a sci-fi/indie/piano album in the likes of Annie Clark & early Tori Amos.

id gladly take a bullet for taylor swift
id fight wars for taylor swift

>>74685148
is this bait? L M A O
fucing retard piece of shit
NIN were always and still are way more famous than DG ever was

>>74685568
BITCH YOU AINT SEEN THE DARKNESS UNTIL YOU SEE WHERE MY BRAAPS COME FROM

Kanye's fans were right; Taylor really IS a snake! This is her true form!

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I want to make her moan guys :(

>>74685657
what are you trying to say

>>74685777
MR BRAAAAPS ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR BRAAAAPS

>>74685852
>MR BRAAAAPS
who is Mr. Braaaps

>>74685817
i want to make her happy >.<

How do we stop her before she kills again?

>>74685744
>>74685777
>>74685888
>>74685844

taytay is blessing us with dubs and trips lads

>>74685844
Teaching colour to the blind.
Not much I can do to help you there. Think about big men in the sky and dragons of fire from the earth.
Maybe it'll click.

>>74685568
lol

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can you guys please post photos of tay that you could jerk off to so that i can jerk off to them

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>>74686144
blegh

i only have eyes for mommy tay

>>74686144
>>74686167
*farts*

>>74685453
>Dark Taylor embracing all the hate and memes to transcend pop and release the greatest pop album of all times
Even though I despise pop, that place would be reserved for the likes of Peter Gabriel, Kate Bush, Steely Dan, Electric Light Orchestra or The Moody Blues perhaps.

>>74686167
:3

Pop aoty came out already. It was amazin

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>>74686167
oh damn sorry my guy how about this

>>74684255
>all this just for a pop album
fucking bullshit
the albums gonna be just as mediocre as her others

>>74686205
hmm sweetie

>>74686228
What else is new?

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thiccer tay

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now this is patrician aryan waifu material

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i want to grab the top of her inner thigh with one hand, and with the other hand touch the centre of her pussy with my middle finger

>>74686228
>mediocre
>2 AOTY (grammys)

hmm sweetie

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>>74686308
that picture is too big for my palm pilot screen can you post a smaller one please

>>74685551
For anyone who's not aware:
https://youtu.be/31-1-XifdJk

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mommy tay

>>74686337
>mediocre
>2 AOTY (grammys)
>hmm sweetie
Not him, but Mili Vanilli won a Grammy, while not performing on their own record. So, now what?
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/milli-vanilli-win-the-best-new-artist-grammy

>>74686337
>grammys
>good ear for quality
they literally chose popular shit so they get ratings out of all the academy awards the Grammys are the biggest joke

>>74686319
i'm trying to wrap my head around this

>>74686370
wrong.

>>74684936
not him but i really think death grips is at the bottom of this "surprise drop enigmatic wow dark" cliche
see: media
whenever someone pulls this shit they all name beyonce as in "x pulled a beyonce on us", referring to that beyonce 2013 album which came out of nowhere with a full video for every song. Familiar? Government Plates a month earlier?. Now why would beyonce even acknowledge death grips? Remember that picture with Death Grips and beyonce + Robert Pattinson. Obviously they (Robert and Beyonce) hold a kind of friendship, and maybe just maybe he told her about his involvement on Government Plates? Then Beyonce maybe liked the way they released it? I don't know, but this is too much of a coincidence

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>>74686371
ok so she's
>laying on her belly, back to the ceiling
>her legs are spread so you can sit on your knees in between them
>run your left hand up her right thigh until it sits in the nook where her leg meets her butt
>with your other hand's middle finger, touch the center of her pussy

>>74686510
then she *farts*

>>74685744
lol you're deluded

>>74686371
That sounds painful.

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does /tsg/ still happen here? haven't been here in a while

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>>74686510
wait what

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>>74686588
do you want me to explain another way

>>74686604
>74686604
i need a diagram

>>74686585
nope

>>74684255
>>74684812
>http://aryangoddess.org/ts6/

>>74686319
Online hate crime

>>74686604

fuck taylor is perfect i want her to forcibly crossdress me

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>>74687358
check this out my guy: sweet pair of legs, sweet pair of dubs

>>74687358
That's really weird i was thinking the same

>>74685148
Don't fuck with NIN fan boys.

>>74684468
this

O Taylor please shart in my face.

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>>74687358
>fuck taylor is perfect i want her to forcibly crossdress me
you might wanna control your fetishes mate they're not good for you, suppress those thoughts

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>>74687487
don't kink shame the man

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>>74687518
judging other peoples is how society functions, I'll do what I want. He needs to suppress those thoughts for his own sanity, I've been their before, I'm glad I've recovered.

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>>74687551
you're free to judge and do what you want yeah, but imagine if you find someone that is happy to do your perfect sexual fantasy. nothing can top that, don't rule it out. unless you know for sure you can never achieve that in which case yeah suppress it or kill yourself or something

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>>74687606
>but imagine if you find someone that is happy to do your perfect sexual fantasy
but once you delve into the fetish world of sexual fantasies then you're just indulging in degeneracy that you really shouldn't be, regardless of the consent of the individuals. there are some things which people can legally do that they shouldn't be doing. Long story short, don't have cross dressing fetishes.

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>>74687632
i'm curious as to what your fetish is/was

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>>74687718
it was a lot of things, but i could see the cliff edge, found God and moved wayyyy back from it all.

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"Hey Anon, I can't wait to get home and fuck. That new position you showed me is really fun"

>>74684255
Isn't it obvious? She's becoming what she unintentioanlly made Kanye in the leadup to MBDTF. After the "Imma let you finish" stunt Kanye became basically a pariah for shitting on tay-tay queen slaaaay. So he went back, reinvented his image, and fully accepted his arrogant, bragadose nature, becoming the villain others saw him as.

The snake represents the Kim tweets that basically ended the period of unabriddled Taylor worship in poptimism. She's a slithery bitch now, but she's finally accepting that, so she's going to release an album all about her accepting that.

tl;dr: Better start clearing a spot in the /mu/core essentials list.

>>74687808
mate its a lizard though or some other reptile

>>74685453
that's some saucy smack. oh baby

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does /mu/ think taylor is attractive?

>>74688324
nah, we only find grmes and lrode attractive

>>74688324
I would if she didn't fart so much

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>>74688352
>>74688390
ok, but does /mu/ think taylor is attractive?

>>74688406
shes my wife

>>74688406
I would find her more attractive if she didn't fart so much

I want Taylor to physically bully me because I would get back at her by bullying her tastes in movies and making her watch old B-movies and make her stay awake no matter how much she wants to fall asleep.

Also, if the new album opens with an ARG, I'll be all up on that shit like it's nobody's business.

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>>74688526
alternate reality game

>>74688567
She must bike a lot.

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>>74688599
yeah thats why she has fucking sick legs i want to cum on

>>74688622
Please don't defile the image of my waifu in such a manner.