>wake up >find yourself in a recording studio >look

>>74652530
how high are you right now?

I'll start the rap, everybody else continue it

>flim flam, shim sham, noodle
>I fucked my neighbor's dog, it was a poodle

>>74652588
>her name was doodle
>my neighbor bob joined in
>toghether we came to the sound of the sob of a dog

>>74652530
Tell him to play me a better instrumental.

>>74652638
>aint a snob for bitches
>risk everything
>even if it gets my knob in stitches

>>74652782
The problem with this situation
Is I can't seem to get my game face on

>>74652530
I'm not white though.

molly
percocet

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>>74652736
>Tell him to play me a better instrumental.

>>74652530
>be like "you know i'm gonna be total shit at this right"
>they're probably like "yeah but just give it a shot c'mon man"
>probably make some horrendously bad attempt at rapping. i'm so bad that i can't even think of any rhymes to put in this post, even though i have plenty of time to think
>we all laugh off my predictably shitty performance
>i go home

>>74652530
Wait in line
Spending time
Waiting for my French fry
Crispynsalty on the outside
Smooth as fuck on the inner
Now slow down the beat cause I'm only a beginner
I'm trying to think fast but this one will not be a winner
Please stop the music, my two good friends
I'm just trying to figure out, how this shitty rap ends
There's no completion, no final word
I'll just keep going, polishing is turd

Why don't I settle down, talk a little bit bout me?
there's not much there to speak of, it's clear as day to see
But fine, I'll start with my name, the bitches call me Jay
They only really do that cause cause jasper ain't to catchay