If your mom told you you were actually the child of a musician

Les Claypool

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>>74613762

I'm really depressed, suicidal and tall.

Mc ride

>>74613796
I'd like to think he got some good lays before leaving the earth

>>74613762
When I was 17 I made up an entire theory up about this. Take a wild guess at who could possibly be my father

>>74613854
Biggie

My brother is Miles Davis' 4 sure
But im Mc ride's son definitely

>>74613854
mozart

Mac demarco

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I'm a spic

>>74613933
You're too old to be on this board

>>74613854
Rivers cuomo or Don francisco

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I wish Annie was my mom, and sufjan my dad

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>>74614003
>tfw no Japanese mother to tell you that your real biological father is Rivers Cuomo

>>74614001
I'm 18 years old

>>74613876
>>74613929
Nice choices, but the mind of 17 yo isn't that advanced yet.
>>74614003
Close. It was Thom Yorke.

>>74613762
nobody because she's ugly as shit

>>74614030
Mac demarco out here fucking milfs as a toddler

>>74614009
Annie is too pretentious for pure sufjan

>>74613762
Justin Timberlake

My mom is a fan and I look a lot like him

Sting
She always talked about sting for awhile

DJ Khaled

>>74614045
You're a miracle then

>>74614166
well there you go then my son

>>74613762
Billy Corgan because im tall, bald and love wrestling

rivers cuomo

pete steele is the only way to describe my dashing good looks, impeccable physique and towering height

>>74613762
Some years ago my mother started talking out of nowhere of Dave Gahan and I had a vague concern.

Jack Black

>>74614195
Dad?

>>74615146
yes my son

>>74613796
This.
Or Kurt Cobain. I had a weird fascination/obsession with his music in my teens.

im a brown morrissey or this
>>74615266

Everybody tells me that I look like if Mark Ruffalo had a near identical son, only difference being that I'm taller and less tannish, so whoever looks like Mark Ruffalo.
John Lennon seemed pretty close to me in both personality and face at a point. But he died more than a decade before I was born.

>>74615164
Who are you daddy?

>>74614277
And giant penis?

>>74615414
I am not daddy, I am Papi

Clapton.
Was blues obsessed when I was in my teens and I love drugs, money, and alcohol

>>74615487
Papi chulo ;)

>>74615614
indeed

>>74613762
I actually am Elvis' love child.

>>74615749
story/citation needed

Dave grohl for sure

Willie Nelson. Not based on me at all, just based on the fact my mom loves him. One time when I was 12 she woke me up crying because she had a nightmare that he died.

>>74615749
>>74615984
I second this

>>74615984
Elvis knocked up my mom on his last tour. In 85 my mom filed suit against the estate for not recgonizing me. It turned into this big fiasco with others jumping onboard claiming to be his kids. This, of course, lost us the case. The estate denounced me and the 75 others but the judge ordered DNA tests. 73 out of 75 came back false outright. 2 were "inconclusive". I was one of the two. Since we lost the suit I can no longer legally pursue my claim.

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>>74613762
i have strong suspicions that jimi hendrix is my illegitimate grandfather. here's all the (circumstancial) evidence:
>mom was born in 1970, and is mixed race
>grandma was a hippie who spent a good part of the 60's in california
>she saw jimi hendrix live in 1969
>do some research and find out hendrix played four shows in california between march-april 1969 (around 9 months before my mom was born)
>it's possible she met him backstage
>i'm left handed

i've never approached my grandma about this because it's a sore subject and she's pretty ashamed of the life she lived during this time. but it would be cool as shit if hendrix was my grandpa

Alice Cooper. It would explain the Jew in me, and she met Alice Cooper on a few different occasions.

>>74616795
Thats really cool. I hope you're able to ask her or figure it out someday.

My mom was never into that kind of shit, so...

>>74616795
>Get impregnated by black guy
>He disappears
Hmm, really creams the old corn there.

Dean Ween

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>>74613762

It would have to be King Buzzo for me...

>>74617189
Now how does that happen?

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I'm a tall, shlubby white guy who has a shitty baritone singing voice (I'm better at guitar, though).

That'd be really odd, I'm the spitting image of my dad. And what I've got of musical prowess and taste doesn't match my mom's taste at all.

>>74613762
some ginger cunt

>>74617487
Maybe your dad was the one who was being a slutty groupie then

>>74615266
>t. literally everyone who grew up in the nineties

>>74613762
I'd probably assume my dad was a musician and she never told me, and this was her roundabout way of doing so.

Because I look a lot like my dad.

And act a lot like him.

That not withstanding, based on the time, who was famous, and who seems the least unlikely.

Probably rivers cuomo.

>>74617255
Because I look like him, except he has a bigger nose

>>74617487
Literally me. I look just like my dad except with blonde hair instead of brown. And my music taste is definitely more dad inspired than mom inspired