ITT: poorly describe an artist's discography album by album

>>74600021
good concept but i cant think who that is?!

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Here's a Bowie one

>*howls*
>YOUNG GIRL
>Bowie is gay we get it
>Bowie is being gay still
>Continuation of gay Bowie but weirder
>It's a really simple guitar rift but no one since Bowie has played it this well
>What track again?
>The unironically saddest song in music history
>Cocaine
>Doesn't fit with the album and also SOMEONE TO *voice cracks*
> Wierd fucking song.

>>74600131
Ziggy?

>>74600131
diamond dogs?

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>>74600021
>hey it's radiohead but poorly produced
>huh, well thats pretty neat
>slightly heavier stuff, hmm what is that ..nah
>HEY ITS ME! POP!
>FUCK YOU ITS WORSE POP *some strings too*
>Failed electronic pop.
>...hey..we used to be a *BIG* *BAD* rock group right? *GUITAR RIFF* *GOVERNMENT LIES* *BABE* THIS IS HOW WE BE DO ROCK RIGHT GUYS

>>74600174
Green day

>>74600021
That's gotta be Sufjan, right?
>>74600174
Muse?

>>74600174
muse

>>74600131
>>74600159
Nigga that's Diamond Dogs you dumbass ho.

>>74600194
>>74600192
yep, muse

>>74600192
Yes it's sufjan

>hey, let's try to make some wonky ass hip hop
>woah that was really fucking popular lets do that but get some dopeass features on it
>hell yeah that one did even better now lets do that but with even more features, more wonky beats, but now lets make it a super focused thematic album about consumerism
>aight cool lets tone down with a weird mostly instrumental deal just to keep the juices flowin
>okay so its been a few years, so i was thinking we suck all the personality out of our next album, make the the beats bland as fuck, do nothing but features, and just make it an overall unfocused mess

album by album

>Hey family matters, praise god, I'm likeable
>hey more family, diamonds and gold
>pop corn
>sad robots
>a lot of people hate me now
>angry robots
>i don't even know what i was going for on this one

>pop
>weirder pop
>techno w/ strings
>ilu <3
>I lost my instruments fuck it
>nvm got em back, sorta wanna make some pop stuff again
>woah science and nature dude
>he dumped me :(

>>74600318
bjork

>>74600275
Gorrilaz

>Girl fucked me
>Everything fucked me
>Sprawling opus of creativity. Lots o' piano too
>Hey i'm still here
>Government fucked me!
>
>I honestly threw this together in a weekend
>Exploring muh pop roots

I was going to do Kate Bush, but I figured out it was really hard to sum her albums up in a line.
>>74600355
Nine Inch Nails

>>74600315
Is this Ye?

>rock bands aren't just for art school students and we've made one of the best albums ever
>our manager screwed us over and grunge is a thing now so this album is our death knell

>>74600021
>hormonal teenagers pretending to be The Who
>there's a girl I like
>weed
>meth
>remembered for one track
>remembered for zero tracks
>life sucks, but at least we're still cool
>right?
>shambling out of the retirement home

here's a hard one.

>blue
>green
>light
>plants
>people
>children
>crushed
>leaves
>smile
>face

>Drunken druid party music about human sacrifice and spooky forest shit
>That would work with pop... right? Right??
>It's been decades, but at least it's better than the last album.

>>74600021
sufjan

>>74600315
def kanye

>>74600021
is it anco?

>jangle pop
>forgettable hard rock
>most of us are rockers who aren't into dance music but we'll give it a shot anyway; oh shit this worked out great!
>back to rock with some blues influence
>let's give ambient dub a shot
>we're political and angry now and this album is our manifesto
>still political but a bit less angry and more drugged out
>we're still rockers at heart
>rock but with influences from all over and notable featured guests
>return to form and back to our roots; psychedelic dance rock but still culturally relevant
>we don't give a fuck and will keep making whatever kind of music we feel like

>>74600377
NIN - Yep

>>74600580
Primal Scream?

>>74600504
AnCo

>>74600392
>>74600542
yup

>assorted tracks,albums, and eps that were just the him fucking around on myspace trying to figure out his sound
>critically acclaimed band debut album based on balkan folk music
>ep of what seem's to be b-sides from the last album
>french-inspired album with more rich and layered instrumentals
>double albun: mexican cabaret plus a continuation of the pre-debut stuff
>more pop-ish album retaining previous elements
>even more watered down and pop-ish album that grows on you


guess that 2000s indie band

>>74600021
>This is more or less just a guy screaming over whatever makes noise in some form of beat
>Memes basically
>The accessible one
>Album cover is the most popular part of the album
>Ultimate pleb filter
>What if we made fairly normal hip hop and then moved to rock music?
>We didn't actually break up now have your divisive album
>a m b i e n c e
>We forgot the track listings so this is just one song

>im sad and lonely
>i'm a vegetarian
>im sad and lonely
>im sad and lonely

>"hey guys I can do memphis rap too"
>"hey guys I can do memphis rap too"
>"hey guys they shot my homie trayvon"
>"hey guys I'm a legitimate artist"
>"hey guys I fucked everything up"
>"hey guys everything's better now"
>"hey guys I like deltron 3030 now and I'm a fuckin robot"

>>74600525
C O M U S

>>74600627
mozzy smiff and the janglebros

>>74600623
Beirut
>>74600626
McRide and the Gripsmen
>>74600646
Yep!

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>>74600670
yeah, grips were pretty obvious

>>74600670
>>74600623
you got me

>>74600611

you got it nice

>>74600591
yep

>>74600650
correct

>late 90s coffee shop: the experience
>like Bone Machine but it's dark cabaret (this is actually the best one)
>CONCEPT ALBUM
>sad russian by the sea
>a bunch of "silly/stupid" collabs that are actually good
>I guess I'm a rock musician now
>Live album
>Historical collab
>Historical collab 2

NO ONE is getting this one

>angst
>angst again but now drugs
>woke af
>like the last album but shittier

this one is easy
>dronegaze
>dronegaze trip-hop
>trip-hop

>kinda alright, under oasis through, one good song
>better, actually great from the time period, 5-6 "bangers"
>awesome, everyone loves it, 1 shitty track however
>it's way different but excellent in its own right
>it's less hopeless and really really good
>it's okay
>it's a good comeback
>meh
>hey, remember that song we didn't release for 15 years? Let's rearrange it and overhype it!

>>74600788
Portishead?

>>74600794
ray-dee-oh-hed except PH has two good tracks

>>74600810
no

>>74600763
I gotta know what this is.

>shitty hipster trash
>still hipster trash but better

>album leaked a bunch of times
>depressed
>didn't sell as good as the first two
>worked with a boom-bap producer after released from jail
>has success in life now and is the polar opposite
>got off of alcohol and shares his views on religion and politics

Short one
>no one listens to it
>groovy masterpiece
>in for one long ride

>>74600021
>one track that everyone loves even though the other 10 minute track is better and no one remembers the rest of the album
>first track is better than the track that everyone loves of the previous album and the rest of the album is weird sound collage stuff because the band ran out of time to record more music
>their most accessible album
>wet fart on the discog but one of the band members saved it a bit 20 years later

>the most :( to ever be on an album
>more :( with a sort of theme park motif
>outtakes from album 2
>:( but like not as soul crushing as the previous two
>frontman decides he can do all that band shit himself
>happier album that took 5 years to release

>>74600847
2 hints: seattle and accordion

>>74600869
RHP?

>>74600885
Yuh

>>74600763
uhh sun kil moon

>>74600855
NMH

>storybook written by the cutest girl at your school about rainbows and tree frogs and fairies and leprechauns deep in the forest
>epic poem written by the cutest girl at your school
>nigga this shit is LOOOOOOOOOOOONG
>dude New York lmao?

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>>74600763
>>74600847
>>74600904

last hint

>>74600923
BRAPPPPP

>>74600941
Jason Webley

>>74600763
webley

>>74600962
i was pretty sure I'd have to give it away but yeah

>ANGERY
>ANGERY
>This teenage girl is now in the band
>See above
>Non ironically good
>The disowned one
>The underrated one
>The mediocre one
>The epic one
>Return to form
>that's a dog no wait it's a wolf why does it have human teeth is it a picture or real
>The best one
>The disappointment one

>raw album of 3 dudes jamming
>SHOUTING, DRUGS, IRONY, W E L L
>kinda filler-y, many gems to be picked apart
>wow bro thatss pretty deep, universe
>god doesn't exist, we're drug free now
>the fucking sea, ocean, sailors
>we gon fuckin party tonight, also my brother died :(

>made to overflow
>if god existed, he'd hate me
>acoustic guitar
>for a rainy day because fame is fleeting
>accurate title
>i can't relate to regular people after being famous for 10 years, but i'll try

>>74600973
those are only the powerhouse albums

>>74600973
>>74600978
lol, weird

>if thrift stores could sing
>like the first one, but more polished
>what the fuck is this normie shit?
>WE'RE BREAKING UP SO LET'S MAKE THIS LAST ALBUM FUCKIN LIT

>>74600972
Obviously Swans.

>apocalyptic cabaret jazz
>less apocalyptic cabaret jazz
>jazz

hint: N'AWLINS

>>74600021
I can't think of anything else but Sufjan. Fits perfectly when you include Planetarium.

>guy fucks around
>guy fucks around pt. 2
>guy fucks around pt. 3
>guy fucks around pt. 4
>noise pop masterpiece
>b sides from the last album featuring literal portions of the last album
>raw, pure, fuzzy noise pop masterpiece with accordions and amazing drumming
>probably the best album of the 2000s
>bullshit field recordings
>actual music but no less bullshit
>we're all gonna die one day and I don't know if I'm okay with that but for now I'm just going to join the eternal chorus of the souls that sing into a semi-bleak eternity as I ascend towards a dark enlightenment from atop this mountain

>>74601090
merzbow?

You just didn't get Planetarium lad

I'd get banned for spam because it'd take three or so posts to do but we'll just say

>it's loud

293 times

>is alive
>now dead

>>74600644
Lil Ugly Mane?
Denzel Curry?
SpaceGhostPurpp? (just pushing my luck with this)

>i hurt in ways that nobody can fix
>heroin
>my girlfriend left me
>i'm still upset about my girlfriend leaving me
>i'm famous so here's a commercial album
>fame sucks, i'm gonna fucking kill myself

>too awkward to get a band together so i'll do it all myself
>that al guy has it right, yelling is fun
>BEING YOUNG AND EMOTIONAL IS ANGRY
>BEING YOUNG AND VULNERABLE IS SCARY
>what to release this year? those bowie b-sides i guess
>stuff done in hotel rooms while on tour, my best work?
>time to slow it all down, let's do some IDM
>IDM didn't work, guess i can't write magic anymore
>i released a fuckload of EPs for this album, guess the instrumentals of all the tracks and cut shit is good too
>fuck i'm bored, wonder what atticus is up to

>>74600131
">The unironically saddest song in music history "
I feel inclined to agree desu

>>74601090
Mount Eerie?

>ow my ears
>ow my ears
>hey this is really comfy
>this isnt so comfy
>the third one but even better and comfier
>hey this is pretty good not cringe at all
>woah electronics huh
>this is real good but what happened to the comfy stuff
>ow my ears
>please go back to comfy acoustic

Here's two

>lofi stoner psych rock
>DUDE PHASERS LMAO
>tfw no gf
>wah breakup:(((

>DUDE staying in all summer lol
>DUDE my gf cheated on my lmao
>DUDE vaporwave genre hop

>underappreciated by everyone except Scaruffi
>meme
>*listens to Victorialand and Spirit of Eden at the same time* dude
>we are now a country band
>more of the same
>actually really good
>first song is a really pretty 9 minute dream pop song like seriously listen to this shit
>our entire aesthetic is slow and sad so lets do FAST AND UPBEAT
>rev up those angsty teenage tears because we are BACK

>>74601182
either NIN or linkin park?

>>74601182
elliott smith

>>74601161
Smashing Pumpkins

>>74601161
jeff buckley

>>74601222
Anco?

>new york
>new york + heroin
>new york in black and white + more heroin
>los angeles
>los angeles at night

>>74601295
got it

>>74600972
>>The disappointment one
fight me irl

>hey guys hard rock is cool right
>let's try some prog too
>holy shit I can't stop making prog
>what the fuck we just went triple platinum with a concept album
>oh God it's so good I can't stop
>we just split a forty minute space opera onto two albums
>it keeps happening jesus fuck
>okay we figured out how to make it radio friendly
>I warned you about the synths bro
>we're reaching levels of prog that shouldn't be possible
>but let's keep going and see what happens
>have you ever prog'd so hard it became pop
>even the albums where we're coasting are pretty good desu
>w-what if we try rapNO DON'T
>I remembered where my actual guitar is can we do one album without synths?
>no we're back to prog lol
>fuck you sat on the master
>I'm out of prog jokes
>Pretty good balance here desu

>TEENAGE ANGST REEEEE MOM I DON'T WANNA CLEAN MY ROOM
>MOM I STILL DON'T WANNA CLEAN MY ROOM
>Okay I cleaned my room
>Okay I cleaned my room and actually made a decent, concise and interesting concept album
>Okay people didn't like me cleaning my room, I'll try and YELL AT MOM THAT I DON'T WANNA, nah it's just not the same
>Okay people didn't like that either, let's YELL AT MOM EVEN MORE WITH FEATURES AND TONS OF GUITARS AND SHIT YEAH
>Okay we give up, fuck all of you

1st level of initiation = chamber of darkness
2nd level of initiation = chamber of illumination
3rd level of initiation = chamber of downfall
4th level of initiation = chamber of control

>>74601533
dream theater?

>>74601536
linkin park

>great collection of electronic fusion
>screaming but they are very quite
>shitty,faster version of the second one
>even shittier, slower version of the second one

>>74600021
You completely forgot his first album
>lofi rapecore

>>74601536
weezer
I say this as some one who has never listened to weezer

>DUDE MR BUNGLE AND RHCP LOL
>DUDE MR BUNGLE AND RHCP WITH TURNTABLES AND SHIT LOL
>Alright that's enough let's make a more accessible mainstream album now
>That worked out well, now let's make a nice relaxing summertime mainstream rock album
>Fuck that, let's go prog rock now while we jam the fuck out
>Uh we don't really know what to do anymore, more alt rock I guess?
>Fuck man, where did the energy go. We're getting too old for this shit
>Our last hurrah at relevancy, some more energy but now the production is fucking shit (fuck what happened to my voice)

>>74601533
Rush?

>FUCK YOU
> FUCK YOU BITCH
> FUCK YOU SEXY
>im gay

>>74601637
Tyler

>oui electronics
>oui electronics now with shoegaze
>let's get michael bay level cinematic
>wallpaper: the album
>hey, remember how awesome 80's movies were ?
>the one with the annoying hit song
>the 80's are still awesome

>>74601623
Incubus?

>>74601712
M83

>>74601733
ye

>upper-class twits doing fun but generic shoegaze
>upper-class twits trying too hard to be working class
>upper-class twits doing smarmy commentary about the modern world
>upper-class twits talking shit about other upper-class twits
>enough with the shit-flinging, let's experiment with other styles
>one of the twits' girlfriend left him, so the record is now somber and thoughtful
>fook it, we don't need a guitar anyways, let's amp up the electronics
>Ayy guys, we're back, smarmier and twittier than ever!

>I'm depressed and life is kinda shitty
>I'm depressed and i'm gonna kill myself right before this album comes out

>>74600431
This sounds like something I might like, somebody guess this

>>74601810
lol blur

>>74601633
bringo bongo

> cool album trying to be mainstream but is instead accidentally a cult classic completely dismissed by the general public
> overlooked album with one or two nice songs
> sprawling shambling masterwork falling apart at the seams, crushing depression throughout, the end of the band, the end of the world
> okay album with one or two nice songs

>>74601090
The Microphones.

>>74601976
New Order and the Ian Curtis's

>>74601142
Merbro

>>74601238
Wilco?

>>74601331
Velvet Underground

>>74602161
>>74601142
Merzbro even

>>74602171
nope

>childhood
>dystopia
>suburbia
>Greek myth
>ABBA

>>74602314
Arcade Fire

>>74602340
ez mode wasnt it
I'm surprised no one got my other ez mode >>74600788
or at least I thought it was ez

>>74602353
oh, Bowery Electric right?

>dude fun but not particularly interesting blues that Scaruffi loves lmao
>weirder album with strange production and longer passages
>masterpiece
>much like the previous album but with more focus
>dude long songs lmao
>ok we're sick of not being able to eat lets go commercial
>ok that didn't work let's try again
>fuck's sake why haven't we got any money
>jesus fuck ok im'a take a break to haphazardly draw animals on a canvas
>returns with fan-pleasing album of redone previous songs
>redoing previous songs again lmao
>redoing previous songs again lmao

>>74602457
Beefheart

>>74602479
correct

>>74602440
yep

>>74601189
The nine inch nails

>>74602688
nailed it

>>74600972
you missed the great annihilator you shill

>I want to leave this city
>Their most popular album to date, one of the most popular albums of all time
>DUDE COKE AND 30 GUITARS LMAO
>B sides album better than majority of their Discography
>We've calmed down a bit now
>Awful
>Ok, a bit boring though
>Brilliant, late return to form

>>74601272

not LP

>>74600788
Bowery Electric

>>74601238
Yo La Tengo?

>>74601582

nah can't be

>Shit
>Some stupid fucking shit about some dumb shit
>fucking stupid dumb shit
>shit
>Some awful shit people try to parrot as a deep cut but is really shit
>Carbon Copy of other stupid shit that is shit
>shit
>shit
>shit
>Awful shit
>Worse shit
>Total fucking trash

Spoiler: It's OK Computer.

>>74603219
Oasis, natch.

>we're high and young and funky awesome
>we're still high and young and funky awesome
>we're high and young and fucking awesome
>okay, our guitarist died so let's tone down the high part, but we're still young and fucking awesome
>we're high, slightly older, fucking awesome and as popular as never before
>we'll try something more rock n' roll this time
>who knew mellowing out and leaving drugs aside for a while made us even more popular?
>our previous effort was successful, so why change that?
>same as before, but now in double album format
>who needs that druggie fuck anyways? we can shit out anything and people will still buy it
>so yeah, let's try actually writing good music this time

>>74603789
Funkadelic.

>I have a punk band, yay!
>writing fast, basic rock songs is easy
>since teenage angst sells, how about we sing about that, too?
>we can't believe our last record sold millions, so let's try to do something like that again, I guess
>let's variate a little bit, shall we?
>let's write something else for a change
>we're in no condition to write songs, so here's a B-side collection
>we are the fucking voice of this generation!
>let's try to do something like our last album except more optimistic
>uh, yeah, we have absolutely no idea what we are doing, pts. 1, 2 & 3
>finally, a reason to write angry faux-punk protest songs again! relevancy, here we come!

>as bland and generic as you can be in the early 90s
>lol fuck americans
>repeat but better
>repeat but dumber
>ok i'm sorry about that america stuff
>now i'm sad
>and now we suck
>wtf i love japan now

>let's make actually good folk punk
>let's do that but better
>let's make it rock now
>let's make it depressing now
>let's try to rip off NMH
>lol let's try to offend people of a certain religion after changing our name to avoid offending people of a certain religion

>>74603883
Green Day.

>>74604034
Richard Nixon Holocaust

>>74603966
Blur maybe? This is the only hard one in this thread

>>74604062
you got it papa

>>74603814
Nope. Try more mainstream.

>so how do we record an album with minimal instrument skills, a shitload of pent-up aggro and meth? eh, let's just do it
>hey, we invented a style! let's follow and improve on it
>more of the same, except with rap sections
>longer and louder, now with electronics
>even longer, even louder, now with social critics and in-band tension
>three fun songs and the rest is pure filler
>more filler than your brain can handle
>we're doing drugs again, so technically this is a return to form
>we have no idea what we are doing
>how do you do, fellow kids? woob-woob-woob!
>okay, sorry for last record, we're old and our formula has being tried over and over again, please understand
>party like it's 1997, motherfucker!

>>74600865
I'll bite; is it either Close to the Edge or Relayer, both by Yes (I highly doubt CttE though)

>man complains that headphones are fucked up
>greatest rock album ever

>>74604509
Tweez

>>74604089
RHCP

>>74604334
No, it's not. It's a band, not an album.

>>74601229
>first one
tame impala?

>>74600021
>Fast screaming
>Slow screaming
>Wtf we Jazz now?
>Mid-Tempo screaming and theres a girl now
>Pop-Punk
>Proto-QOTSA
>Cash grab

>>74600431
Green Day?

>>74600786
Kung Fu Kenny

Probably too easy but:

>nazi
>shirt
>dead

>>74600426
neutral milk hotel

>punks doing drugs
>more weird hair stuff more heroine but production quality slightly better
> same as before
>same as the third maybe a bit more alcohol to this one
>hey this is actually not that bad and kinda different
>wtf is this what are you doing ?
>yeah baby now were talking
>holy shit this is better than before although a bit on the popular side
>meh this ones not bad but worse than the one before
>this is the best album so far gj dudes has everything in it
>guitarist leaves everything has gone to shit
>everything else is shit from here too bad
>you stop listening to them to a point you dont even know if they have nee releases anymore cuz you dont even care anymore

>>74600431
weezer

>Punky, energetic, and lo-fi
>The musical equivalent of a fever dream
>Still lo-fi, but this time more poppy and hilarious
>Less crazy but more cohesive than the previous albums, still a lot of fun
>Hey lets make a country album just because we can lmao
>Essential spongecore
>Straightfoward and beatlesy
>A more serious but fantastic album
>Mehhh

>face
>faces
>illumination
>stars
>sun and moon
>army camo
>shrouded faces
>knotwork
>musical note
>spiritual symbol
>distorted blue and black
>the DPRK in a gas attack

>>74606245
Ween

>>74606060
nope

>>74606324
yee

>>74606022
Joy Division

>>74606317
KC?

>holy bass
>this one's ok i like the metallica cover
>cryptic atmosphere
>wow hevvy
>commercial breakthrough black metal tribute album
>very chill long songs
>nice instrumentation and cool spoken word vocals
>keeping the band alive

>>74606390
Yep

>RnB band plays its party repertoire featuring wanking off to dead girls
>protoprog, metal grows and the musical equivalent of a shitpost
>spirit of pirate radio
>this album's schtick is that it tells the world's most contrieved story
>top 5 live album featuring 15 minutes of random jamming and 17 minutes of three chords
>the main songwriter had a mental breakdown so this is scraps from our last project featuring dude synths lmao
>slightly less contrieved story about 10 years ago and getting stranded in the ocean
>chronic depression and boob jokes
>everyone knows the title track and nothing else
>it's all gone downhill
>seriously, it's all gone downhill
>25 years later we wrote a decentish album but it's nothing special

>fuckin party cocaine yeah
>so the coke was a bad idea i'm going to rehab now :((((

>mediocre rnb except for this one concept song
>okay, let's take the concept song and spin it into this ambitious story that was inspired by some old ass scifi movie
>now let's expand on the story a bit further and make a love letter for all the genres I grew up listening to. btw this is all an allegory but I'm not telling you of what
>let's turn back the clock and see how this whole story started. also we've toned things down a little bit and made the allegory a bit more obvious. btw I'm gonna wrap the story up sometime in the future

>dude check out our christian disco music
>you liked that? cool. now check out our uh... stadium rock, I guess
>okay we're going back to the disco except it's not so christian anymore

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>extreme ego inflation
>lots of screaming and heavy breathing
>very experiemental compared to their other works
>the beat drops are fucking INSANE

>rippin off the based black mane songs
>classic
>classic
>CLASSIC
>pretty pop songs
>getting pretty experimental brah
>sick epic guitar jam
>forgettable poppy shit
>underrated release after drunkard drummer died

>>74606858
death grips

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>>74606890
Close- Death grips gets mixed up with the desc. often on here.

>>74606869
Led Zeppelin

>>74603789
RHCP?

>>74600021
bad
good
fucking good
holy fucking shit
still good
meh
fucking good
wtf
good

>Angry rednecks
>lol weed dude
>Wait, this was made in 1998?
>The one nobody listened to
>The best one
>Why do they keep making compilations and calling them albums
>Oh, this shit's sick
>This is pretty fuckin sick
>This one's alright
>We're rednecks again
>What the FUCK happened?
>Okay good they stopped being retarded, it's still not as good as #7 though

>>74607324
anco

>>74607401
Clutch?

>>74607520
Correct friendo

>>74600972
The dog one give it away. Con anon, we're not that stupid.

>>74607205
yip

>>74601655
Yes

>>74607634
I got it after seeing "teenage girl in the band" part.

>angsty 19/20 year olds screaming and shredding
>DUDE BETTER PRODUCTION LMAO
>MASTER MASTER
>DUDE MUTED BASS LMAO
>WE MAINSTREAM NOW
>grunge
>more grunge
>DUDE COVERS LMAO
>CLANG
>first unironically good album in like 17 years
>WE THRASH AGAIN NOW

>>74607722
Metallica.

>>74607324
Radiohead?

> i'll record some shit via ass
> i'll record some shit via ass
> i'll record some shit via ass
> wow this actually sounds like music for a change
> ass b-sides
> lol i'll make a shitty concept album also i'm in college now
> i might be a raging homo furfag but i can also make pretty nice music for other fag teens out there
> fuck love
> ableton.exe
> i'm trying really hard to not sound like ass now
> i got signed to a label so now my dad can't take me to house shows anymore
> let's turn all that ass into proper music
> nevermind of the xanax generation

>i wanna make the greatest rap album of all time
>i wanna jump on the mafioso bandwagon
>biggie and pac did it so now i'm gonna make a double album no wait it got leaked
>this is what you get for leaking my album you ungrateful fucks
>mediocre album BUT LOL I DISSED SOMEONE AND TOLD A STORY BACKWARDS 10/10
>just a compilation
>my mom died
>remember that double album that i was gonna make? well i just made another one!
>i don't like mainstream rap today. this totally won't cause a controversy and be worshipped by white suburban kids in the future.... right?
>i'm black. did you know that?
>i'm even blacker now
>what the fuck i'm actually getting good again

>schizotypal bandmate recites nursery rhymes to loud twangy guitars, noises made with mouth
>mismatch of hard prog, psychedelia, ambient
>soundtrack
>good live album, comparatively mediocre studio album
>the one with the okay side long song
>god tier side long song, dogs barking, lounge
>soundtrack
>mango opus
> sad acoustic song, a suite most recognised for 4 notes
>REDISTRIBUTE THE OATS BROTHER
> rockstar bemoans his passion for spitting at fans, mango opus part 2
>b-sides
>balding guy plays guitar
>bald guy plays guitar
>ambient music by a dead fella

>>74608121
Pink Floyd.

>>74606579
Los Quien

>It's Genesis but Scottish
>It's Genesis but edgy Scottish
>Their 1st Magnum Opus but Scottish
>I'm going to end up dead if I keep doing this but Scottish
>Who's the new guy?
>I guess we are a pop band
>E D G Y Concept album, Magnum Opus part II
>celebrity and fame can be a bitch
>Well, we just lost our record deal, have some soft rock
>Rudderless and drifting all over the place
>We are Broke. Will you fund our album? (Featuring Steven Wilson)
>We are Broke. Will you fund our album? Part II
>We found our sound again
>Radiohead but more proggy?
>Acoustic versions of old songs
>We're Politically Conscious Now Part I
>We're Politically Conscious Now Part II

>>74600867
>>74601238
>tfw no one got these yet
(no its not YLT)

>>74609376
Marillion

>Frontman: I want to forget that we started out as a second-rate screamo band, so let's just try indie rock instead
>Kinda like that, except more focused and more religious themes
>Even more religious, also their best
>Way too religious now. Their "bible camp" album that no one really likes that much
>A kind of compromise between the previous two
>Return to form

>Snake
>Frog
>Blue
>Orange
>Nick Drake
>Bleeding out
>Curtain
>Stencil

(Not full discography)

easy
>generic synthpop
>better synthpop with a hit song
>underrated transition album
>more abstract and introspective but still rocks hard at some parts
>more subdued and basically all improv
>solo album that's even more ambient

>>74610694
Talk Talk

>>74610694
Speak Speak

>>74610729
>>74610736
i dont even have to confirm

>>74600426
Stone Roses?

>>74600021
>what if we did everything our teachers told us not to do with music and make a rock-opera plagiar- I mean inspired by other material
>okay let's make music that actually sounds good and not like it's from a live recording from the 50s
>oops we don't make music anymore I don't think

>>74605861
My name is Henry
And you're here with me now

>>74600021
>1-The hell, drugs and anti-religion songs
>2-Same than 1 but with a hit in it
>3-Big quality drop
>4-Glam shit, sounds good anyway
>5-Rage quit
>6-Seems like comercial crap but it still have a message
>7-More rock
>8-Still rock
>9-Rock but more smooth than usual

>The only good album they've ever released
>Chasing it for 12 albums and never really making it

>Everyone pretends they like the rest of their albums but we all know they can't ever be as good as the first one

>dude noise hip hop lmao
>WAKE UP IT'S TIME TO LISTEN TO RAP (oh and this girl wants to eat you watch the fuck out)
>Dude whitehouse and sex lmao
>Fuck this I'm going to space

>very solid folk album about the girl I love
>even more solid folk album cause she broke my heart also movie
>fuck the folk scene I wanna make pop music but it's still decent
>fuck decency i wanna make another movie but this one is pop
No more cause they broke up in 2015

>>74611089
Pink Floyd?

>rock and a bit of country
>more country, some rock and electronic stuff too
>B-Sides from previous album
>rock album
>rock album but quieter
>rock album but with more electronic stuff and heartbreak sucks
>I'm in a meme game (single)
>no one likes this one
>more electronics and I'm fucking sad (unreleased as of now)

>>74607955
toledo

>>74611089
I was thinking Violent Femmes, but the third line doesn't really fit since everyone knwos they only have 1 good album

>>74609944
mewithoutyou?

>>74611304
>>74611350
Nope

>the most jangly jangle rock debut EP
>jangle rock with country 60s pop-influenced vocals
>another album like that
>again but this time not as good
>ok we ran out of jangle ideas so it's part jangle part stadium rock
>now we're full stadium rock
>wtf we have a top 40 hit
>even more radio hits
>another radio hit but the whole album is actually great
>this album is weird it tried to do the distortion heavy grungy trend
>this one's ok I guess
>one of the founding members left so all the albums after suck

>>74611373
Correct

>>74606629
Janelle Monae?

>>74600426
I wanna know what this one is

>Angry socialist punk with hair metal production
>Still kinda hair metal ish but more stadium rock this time
>Dark, claustrophobic and eerie
>Guitar pop with strings
>Slower ballads with a few big hits
>Attempt at various styles
>Slower again, reflective
>All the previous styles encompassed into ten tracks
>Attempt at being dark again but not so dark this time
>Bland radio pop
>Mostly acoustic
>Kinda radio friendly but a bit different to the usual radio friendly stuff from this band

>>74611446
R.E.M.?

>>74611094
clipping

>>74610694
>>74610736
>>74610781
It's My Life is objectively a masterpiece trust me on this

>>74611520
yep

>garage'y indie rock
>more indie rock, less garage/punk style
>now we're a bit darker with a gloomier style of our rock style
>that album that no one liked
>hey we wanna be relevant, have some really boring stoner rock and pop rock

>>74611446
REM?

>>74611562
White Stripes?

>>74611094
Fourth one should be >Niggas on the moon

>>74611554
Your description of Automatic For The People didn't do it enough justice. Wonderful album with so many strong album tracks.

>>74611562
Pavement

>>74611637
>>74611603
nah

>>74611610
totally agree, I think it's almost as good as their first 3 releases, thats' why I said it was great. I mean it's not like out of time, green, etc. aren't good albums, I added great to AFTP cause it stands out even among them

>Cool Indie garage rock with strong lyrics
>Pretty much more of the same but with better production
>Okay so we've moved to California and now we're going for the stoner rock sound
>And now we're going for that 60s pop sound
>And now we've done loads of cocaine and decided to write a shit album

>>74611562
The Strokes?

>>74611689
still nah, but it's kinda close, it's the correct era alright

>let's play as many notes as humanly possible while beating the shit out of our gear
>lets collab with my biggest influence which couldve made the best album of the 2000s but its an EP
>lets pretend we're Linkin Park for a few songs just to piss our fans off
>COVERS
>lol AFx IdM lets also play some pop metal along with our usual shennanigans
>lets make a stew of everything we have and add some lounge jazz and hard rock
>lets make an album with the greatest three track opening streak of the millennium
>lets make the greatest album of the 2010s then break up because lol
easy as fucc

>>74611562
Arctic Monkeys

Also I liked Suck It And See. Reckless Serenade is one of my favourite songs of theirs. You're right about AM though, one of the most overrated albums ever.

>>74611727
I feel like I should know this but I don't

>>74600426
mbv?

>>74611688
>>74611562
lmao
>>74611748
yea youre right dud

>Grungy psychedelic rock
>Guitars. Guitars. Fucking loads of guitars
>Grandiose and ambitious
>Darker and more electronic
>Attempt at metal
>Return to the older sounds
>Shit
>Shit

>>74611749
hint: breaking up this year

>We're gonna try and be a psychedelic grunge band!
>...Okay cool, guess not. Fuck you, then, have some metal influence.
>Literally the only worthwhile thing here is a cover.
>FUCK FAME. Making an album that feels like it'll be our last. Strings! More metal! Letting the guitarist sing on two tracks! THIS ALBUM IS TWO FUCKING HOURS LONG!
>...people liked that album? uh... uhhhhh... FUCK IT FIRE THE DRUMMER WE'RE GOING MORE ELECTRONIC
>The drummer's back! Too bad it sucks!
>This was free for a while! Too bad it sucks!
>Fuck it, fire everyone except the drummer, I'm going political. (the worst one)
>Okay, enough of that, I have a new band now. Time to get back to actually making stuff that isn't complete shit.
>...uh...I haven't listened to it yet, but apparently it has synthpop elements?

>>74611842
>>74611799
the crushing gourds

>>74611893
Yyyyyep.

>>74600973
Modest Mouse?

>okay our old band went to shits, let's make some solid, riffing stonerrock fit for driving
>basically more of the same thing
>let's get a bunch of guest artists aswell...
>well that went well... let's make it even more druggy and darker but still have that stonerrock feel
>fuck it, we're now a sexy garage'y with psychedelic elements rockband
>time for a really dark and moody album
>okay, that was too moody, lets do that shit we did a few years ago, also i really like dancing

>>74612038
QOTSA

>>74612070
i made it way too easy i think lol

>let's bang pots and pans over a tinnitus sample singing about forest child tomfoolery
>let's do it again except shittier and add a friend of ours
>alright fuck the technology let's just play guitars in the forest
>ok add the other friend who has acid and just go fucking crazy
>haha that was nuts alright fuck friends we're going back to the OG duo and smoking weed in the woods
>After my transformative, totally-not-gay experience, it's time to get the band back together and do the unhinged rock again except it's very moving and easier to listen to
>you ever tried to fuck a rainbow?
>once maybe, but have you ever candyflipped at Outside Lands with no guitars?
>i guess our friend wants to come back did anyone even notice him leaving
>alright get the fuck out friend we're doing Rugrats

>Do you like grunge? Do you like metal? We threw them into a blender!
>We got three of our friends to record an EP with us!
>Remember how we had fun sometimes? Fuck you, here's an album about addiction and how life sucks.
>Man you know what we should do? More acoustic bluesy stuff.
>Even more depressing than the heroin one! Even the cover is depressing!
>We're back! Time to be less depressing after 13 years!
>HAAAAAAfuck you and fuck your happiness here's the bleakest thing imaginable

>>74610649
Boris?

>>74612211
AnCo. Easy as hell.

>>74612219
All ass 'n' chainz

>>74612323
yeeeeeep

>>74607955
Will Toledo and his furry band

>blues rock with god-tier vocals a few of the songs are really unique
>bad attempt at a 'psychedlic' album
>my childhood friend is producing/paying for this album so I can unleash all my creativity without any regard for commercial success, also there's woodwinds in some tracks
>similar to the last album but the vocals are less musical and more poem-like
>a blues rock jam album that's actually tasteful and isn't just guitar solo wank
>shit
>it's sort of like a medium between the debut and the third album in style
>worst attempt at selling out ever
>repeat
>come back album, but it's less rock n roll than we used to be
>ok let's be more rocky again
>repeat but better this time

>gentlemen, i bring you...printers
>gentlemen, i bring you...samples
>gentlemen, i bring you...hooks
>gentlemen, i bring you...paranoia
>gentlemen, i bring you...fuck
>gentlemen, i bring you...woman
>gentlemen, i bring you...instrumentals
>gentlemen, i bring you...guitars
>gentlemen, i bring you...more instrumentals
>gentlemen, i bring you...more hooks
>gentlemen, i bring you...uhhhh everything and the kitchen sink

>>74612475
bee fart

>Weird, meandering dirges
>Even longer, tinny sounding dirges rip grampa
>Faster and more aggressive, rip ghost gf
>More of the same but production a bit better
>Same again, but suddenly a big deal
>Same again but not as good
>Mopey slow songs
>Back to same old
>A bit proggier
>proge
>proge
>proge

>>74612479
Death Grips?

>>74612601
ya

>>74607005
clipping?

>>74608036
nas

>Sarcasm hiding depression.
>Have some singles and B-Sides!
>More of the first, but just a smidge more political.
>The best album, with more open depression... except the first song. Which is fucking hilarious.
>More singles and B-Sides! Yay!
>M-More... Sin-singles... Yay?
>We're gonna stop being as jangly.
>MORE FUCKING SINGL- oh yeah we broke up bye

>>74612919
This is the Smiths except debut is the best not Queen :^)

>>74612931
We shall agree to disagree. The first album is fucking great, don't get me wrong, Suffer Little Children is one of my all-time favorite songs.
But goddammit The Queen Is Dead is so great too, the second half is just absolutely perfect, I Know It's Over is amazing, Cemetary Gates is amazing, the title track is just fun to listen to... Like I said, agree to disagree.

>>74604174
royal trux

>the one everybody forgets, yet has the most famous song
>known for one song
>easy listening
>glam
>glam it up
>forgettable
>post-apocalyptic
>ripping off blacks but ironically
>cocaine: the aural version
>rock and ambient
>more of the same
>underrated
>hmm what if I try to cash it in
>$
>$$$
>$$$$$$
>whoops everybody thinks I'm a sellout better reinvent myself
>cyberpunk gothic
>jammin'
>mellow
>rock I guess(?)
>more of the same
>hey I'm back
>HHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnng

Obvious as fuck

>>74600865
Sleep?

>>74613110
bowie

>>74613157
Ye

>>74613201
i don't know what you mean by most famous song on the first album though

>>74613233
Space Oddity

>>74613257
that's the second album. I was confused cause it's true everyone forgets his s/t but Space Oddity is on the 2nd album. I guess it was so true that you forgot about it too

>Bells? What's with the- OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Faster, sleeker, the singer's voice is cleaner... That third track was... Different...
>Doom metal's surly dad. Also, weed.
>Known for a song about cocaine.
>Eh.
>It has the first thrash metal song, but eh.
>About as ridiculous as the cover implies.
>Oh hey, this is way better! I wonder what's ne-
>Fuck the last singer here's this new guy he's way cooler.
>See! He's WAY coo-
>Fuck that last guy here's this new guy.
>...Is... Is this just the guitarist's solo album? What's going on here?
>We're back, with yet another new singer... except the guitarist's still the only original member left, so...
>It's, uh... It's a little better... Are we getting back to fo-
>FUCK YOU IT'S SHIT
>only known for the second singer's return, the bassist's return, and one of the songs being an inspiration for a track in doom
>Aaaand the singer's gone again, fuck.
>this is the worst one
>OH HEY LOOK EVERYBODY'S BACK (except the drummer but ignore that) AND IT DOESN'T SUCK

>>74613329
black sabbath

>>74613349
yep

>>74613233
Rubber band

>unique new sound everyone likes
>loser with a japan fetish
>the first album but more generic
>a bunch of samey songs but they're still pretty good
>has their biggest commercial hit song but it's shit
>meh. closing track is amazing tho
>the sound of aids
>the previous album but without the aids part
>finally another good album
>beach boys

>>74600627
That Morrissey cunt

>It's like early emo mixed with prog metal? What the-
>Oh cool, more prog metal.
>...Aside from one track, this is alt rock... And it's good?
>Oh hey back to progressive metal!
>THIS IS HEAVIER THAN ANTICIPATED
>Okay, we're back to progressive metal.
>Ooh, it's a little lighter!
>...This is the same band? Where's the story that's been going for the last seven albums!?

>wintery synthpop with Liz Fraser style vocals
>more of the same with better songwriting
>we lost our electronics guy so here's some world music inspired pop
>we like Bjork now
>eh
>stop pls

>>74613463
Opeth

>>74613413
That lad's got bad asthma

>>74613574
Nope.

>>74613413
weezer

>>74613463
coheed and cambria?

>>74601238
Leisurelydip, obviously

>>74613623
Yep!

>>74613625
correct
I guess what threw people off was that I included Mojave 3

>>74603789
Flaming Lips?

>check it out we spoopy af woohoo!
>pressing american football mom's buttons
>see above but with tits
>see above but without tits
>we didn't know where to go with this one lol
>i broke up
>i'm still sad about the above
>people forget this one and the above even exist
>i can kinda sing now but my voice is fucked

>a million albums no one cared about
>all the albums no one cared about but now they're the same album
>this one was ok
>spaghettios skeleton
>remember vaporwave lol
>remember vaporwave lol but louder
>movie

>>74600923
chim-choo-ree

> punk metal
> more punk metal
> spiritual shit
> war and spiritual shit
> more war, spiritual shit, and mummies
> literally blade runner
> all mystical and spiritual shit
> trying to appeal to grunge crowd
> trying to appeal to grunge crowd part 2
> depression, questioning faith, and war
> more uplifting, virtual reality, and Braveheart
> back to their heydey
> back to spiritual shit and death
> back to war
> space, alchemy, and nuclear catastrophe
> journey of various souls

>>74612755
yes

>>74600174
Muse,too damn easy btw Black holes and revelations is so over the top it actually works as an album

>Some guy nobody knows made a soul album, who cares.
>OH FUCK YEAH I CARE NOW THIS GUY (and his composer friend) IS RAD! MOTORCYCLES, MAKING OUT ON LOOKOUT POINT, A REALLY SAD SONG ABOUT HOW MUCH HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU
>okay this is nowhere as good as that one uh
>wow this one's worse, what's happening
>This is a little better... But something's still missing...
>Well, the composer friend's not here anymore, but this is actually better than that last one by a LOT! What's next?
>OH MY GOD THE RAD ALBUM GOT A SEQUEL IT'S SO GOOD HOLY SHIT THE FIRST TRACK IS 12 MINUTES LONG BUT I DON'T CARE
>oh, hey, a mediocre concept album.
>...this is pretty good! not the best, sure, but still pretty good.
>IT GOT A THIRD SEQUEL AND... It... sucks...
>That's... A lot of guest musicians... WAIT DID I JUST HEAR HIM BRAG ABOUT HIS DICK SIZE!?
>okay is he just getting worse
>jesus christ he gets worse every fucking album

>>74614000
Iron Maiden.

Pretty good senpai.

>>74613602
yep

>>74613575
correct

>>74614088
Meat Loaf?