>tfw failed my driver's test today >tfw accidentally

>>74599504
kek

>>74599504
>5 AM
>Browsing YLYL threads on /b/
>Laugh so hard I shit myself
>Whoops, special baby needs a new diapy
>"MAAAAAMAAAAAA"
>Hear frantic footsteps running down the hall
>Mama opens the door winded. She can't forget what happened last time.
>"Baby boy made a messy messy"
>Lay down on the bed with feet up in the air
>She's changing my diapy
>Wait. What's that feeling?
>Instead wet wipes she's using fucking TOILET PAPER
>Kick her in the face
>"YOU FUCKING BITCH! WHAT IS THIS SANDPAPER SHIT? IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR SPECIAL BABY? DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?!"
>By this point she's shrunken in fear
>"I-I'm sorry anon b-but I forgot to get the w-wet wipes when I was out getting your t-tendies"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Go on a full blown rampage
>Roll down the hall spewing rancid diarrhea
>Knock over Grammas ashes
>Knock over the wine rack
>Roll onto Mama and crack her femur
>"TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES AND WIPEY WIPES NOW!"
>Limps to the car
>Rushes out to go to the store
>Go back to browsing the 'Chon
>15 minutes later she's back with the wet wipes and 4 boxes of tendies
>The nearest store is 25 minutes away
>"A-anon I have the wipeys you wanted"
>"TENDIES NOW REEEEE!"
>Makes me 2 whole trays of tendies
>Gives me wipey wipes and makes me a special bubble bath
What's some music for when your mom is being a huge fucking bitch, /mu/?

>>74599564
I remember 4 years ago when these posts were funny

how do you fail a driver's test? don't you have a shit ton of practice beforehand?

>>74599662
Nerves.

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>>74599728
I'll show you nerves, boy

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>>74599728
Deeps breaths my boy, I have a friend who graduated college with a degree in engineering and he failed his driver's test just to nerves.

After seeing what kind of total smooth-brained mongoloids managed to get a license-- I know you can do it.

Here's some shoegaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ON100o_2E

>>74599728
I know this feel way too much. Anyways, and this is a pretty shit song but I always listen to it after stuff like that because I enjoy it but also to remind myself of how much of a worthless person I am, both in lyrical content but mainly the lack of quality of the music. The song "dear god I hate myself" by xiu xiu

>>74599662
>>74599728
it was nerves and a lack of practice. the dude teaching me only gave like 4 lessons about 30 mins each before the test.

>>74599824
>>74599859
thanks for the recs guys

>>74599504
>I hurt myself today...