Okay buddy. I understand that you're just trying to get

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Okay buddy. I understand that you're just trying to get a chuckle out of your audience, and I can respect that. Chicks dig a guy that can make 'em laugh (I would know.). But with this video you've crossed the line. Make no mistake, I have nothing but respect for you, Anthony boy. I've been subscribed to your channel since 2008'. I've studied your videos. I've studied your tastes. I've studied your life. I know everything about you. Which is why you shouldn't brush me off when I say to knock it off. Death Grips is my favorite band. I was there from the start. I know every lyric, and I could probably recreate every Death Grips album from scratch; not to say that it would be anywhere near as good as the original masterpieces. Nothing could ever be. Fresh hot Grips runs in my blood, Anthony. So when I see some knuckleheaded punk like yourself dissin' my crew, I get a little riled up. And when you call me a "manchild" for having good taste? Oh boy. Game. Over. I know you, Anthony. Everything. Don't think I can't exact due punishment on you. I could. But I'm not a violent man. Quite the contrary; those who know me see me as intellectual type, and they're right. But my high IQ doesn't prevent me from destroying those who stand in my way. I like you, Anthony. Always have. You simply made a little mistake. You crossed the line. You know what? I let it slide this time. I'll let you off with a warning. You can keep on reviewing music, and I'll go on listening to the revolutionary experimental hip-hop group Death Grips. Here's the catch, though. You have to release a public apology, a retraction of the UNTRUE, HARMFUL statements in this video. Don't think I won't know if you don't. I will. Don't think you won't feel the pain if you don't do what I say, Anthony. You will.