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How to make Scaruffi like your rock album. Let's see...
>She's young too. Ella Guru
Trout Mask Replica (Captain Beefheart)
9.5/10
>Show me the way to the next little girl (Oh, don't ask why...)
The Doors (The Doors)
9/10
>Little girls in their party dresses
Loveless (My Bloody Valentine)
9/10
>Stay with me, my five year old
Atomizer (Big Black)
8.5/10
>Oh, wooahoahooah sweet child o mine
Appetite for Destruction (Guns N' Roses)
8/10
>If she were my daughter, I'd... (What would you do, Daddy?)
Absolutely Free (Frank Zappa)
8/10
>I'd rather see you dead, little girl...
Rubber Soul (The Beatles)
5/10
Hmmmmmmmm... Some very.... "Interesting" trends here...
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wtf I love Scrauffie now?!
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she was just 17? big deal
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>>74552284
>How to make Scaruffi like your rock album.
I actually want to know how to do it, desu.
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>>74552406
step 1. make sure it doesn't sound like the beatles
step 2. add saxophones, kazoo and free improv elements
bonus: be japanese
it's foolproof
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>>74552284
Fuck the beatles and fuck white people
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>>74552284
Lyrics about little girls and circus-themed instrumentation seems to be recurring elements in Scaruffi's top rated albums.
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is it me or does he sometimes write reviews where he talks about hwo the album is a genius fucking masterpiece and gives it a 5/10 or 6/10
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>>74552905
His reviews are originally written in Italian but he has other people translate them (often horribly). It's possible he means something else entirely.
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He gave a fucking Guns N' Roses album an 8? Disgusting.
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>>74553127
ikr fuck those macho assholes who aren't deep artistic indie and sensitive
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>>74553127
nu-males btfo
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>Nobody, no, no, no, nobody stops me from loving you baby
So young and bold, fourteen years old
Astral Weeks (Van Morrison)
9/10
>I didn't realize just what I did hear. I didn't realize how young you were.
Blonde on Blonde (Bob Dylan)
9/10
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>>74553330
saved
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Fuck i hope my shitty drunkpost doesn't become a meme..
Just let it die..
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