>the last artist you listened to is your partner in surviving the zombie apocalypse
How fucked are you, /mu/?
xiuxiu
Julia Holter
I'd be fucked if you know what I mean
NIN, should be fine
Sergei Prokofiev
if he's as much like putin as he looks, i feel safe AND comfy
>>74491263
Grouper.
Pretty fucked.
>>74491263
Radiohead
shit
Radiohead
Yorke will just yell "SAMH FAHKING PEOPLE" and they'll piss off
Bonne 'Prince' Billy, i guess i'm fucked
>>74491263
Death in June
Here's hoping he has regular access to that tank on that one album cover
>Schoolboy Q
>and directly before that, Run the Jewels
I think I'll be fine.
I think I'm good
jessica pratt.
trading melodies for salvation sounds like an apocalypse i can live with.
i'd enjoy it if you know what i mean
well fuck
>GZA
Seems like a nice guy. He's 50 though, probably wouldn't be the best in a fight.
>David Thomas
Somehow, I feel as though he has a plan for this situation.
lil b the based god
im all the way nice
>Burzum
WE HAVE ALL THE TWIX!
>>74491263
>pink floyd
Goddamn do I seriously have to put up with Rodger Waters' bitching for that long, man? That's cruel and unusual punishment.
The Residents.
...I'm not sure what I should be more afraid of.
>Charles Mingus
I'm fucking saved until he gets annoyed at me and throws me out of our hideout covered in raw meat
>>74491988
Varg is probably the best candidate for a survivor partner
Stone Sour
I'm not actually sure
>pic related
I'm gonna be better off than that fat shit his buddy took on the floor at ralph's
I guess I'm good with Bones
>>74492049
we gonna flex our muscles to make the zombies go away
>>74491263
>robert fripp, circa 1968
i mean he could be kinda badass
>>74491263
>GG Allin
I'm fucked.
Jeff Buckley. Shit.
>>74492102
you're fine, just stay clear of any body of water
>Debbie Harry
Hmm.
>>74492102
I got Townes Van Zandt. Looks like we're fucked, mate.
At least I'll have the boipuccy part covered
Ghost of Lemmy, i pray to thee, help protect me
>>74492083
Just tell him that the zombies illegally downloaded his music and watch him go
>At the Drive In
I can picture Cedric kicking zombie ass with a morningstar.
>Tim hecker
... I honestly cannot think of and down sides or up sides
only hardcore lads survive
Jay and Kanye
I think I'll do Ok
>>74492090
Either you are or the zombies are. Either way, his dick gets wet.
OOIOO (boredoms side project)
im good B)
>>74491655
This here.
I'll be fine.
>Alice Glass
there goes all my coke
>>74491263
mc ride
I got this
>>74492459
>running around screaming like a madman
You're fucked mate
The last song I listened to was literally one of my own...so I don't have a partner? Or I get another clone of myself?
dope
>>74492014
naaah he would be protecting his Myfarog stockpile
matt pike from sleep, might starve to death but at least we'll have weed to use
Run The Jewels
I'll make it
Iron Maiden. Bruce has planes so I'm good
Speedböozer
uhh... a fat drunk and a big drunk
I'm not too sure
>>74491263
>Gucci mane
Can't think of a better answer
>>74492109
But hes already dead. I dont want no zombie near me
>>74492134
Yes we are
>With Teeth Era Trent Reznor
I'll survive just fine
>Charan-Po-Rantan
Absolutely useless at fighting zombies. Pretty good if we survive and want to repopulate.
is that the new dark souls trailer?
>sonic youth
their pretentious asses ain't gonna help with shit
The Beatles, so im not totally sure how that'd go but it'd probably be pretty fucking cool
Idk how I feel about this
The Rolling Stones
guess we're just getting high as fuck and dying.
>>74491655
Hey I got him as well. I'm not gay, but somehow he's sexy as fuck.
>>74491996
Roger wouldn't even fight, basically all of his albums are anti-war.
>>74491263
this is going to be too easy
>>74493267
anti-war with humans, not with zombies
when he scorns dictators on stage, wearing dictator attires, you know there's a devil sleeping in him
>Danny Brown
>Johann Motherfucking Sebastian Bach
Assuming that he's not a zombie too I'll be fine, he was probably a real G in his personal life when not at church.
Lol, it's Marilyn Manson, he probably have immunity, cause he already zombie
milo couldnt beat a zombie up but he's crafty as fuck, maybe would be able to survive for a few weeks
>sun kil moon
goddamnit. mark would just be complaining about his prostate and bad back the entire fucking time
>i wonder if the zombies got into the Panera Bread down the road
>Current 93
Tibet's crazy, end-times chanting would be cool but not appreciated
>Gifted Gab
We'll do fine. She's a ride or die kinda bitch, which is what you need in the Zpoc for backup.
yeah, we'll be fine
>Bauhaus
I have a feeling they know how to deal with it.
>death grips
I'm good
>>74491263
the guys from some obscure bm i just tried to listen to, i think any black metal musician would be good as a partner
>>74491263
>Captain Beefheart
So am I just going to be lugging around Don Van Vliets body around?
>Birchville Cat Motel
I have no clue
probably not very useful, but i would be so elated
Not sure about this one ...
>>74492031
do people actually listen to this guy
>>74494256
have you heard his new album?
Intense mating sessions await.
Kendrick? So I guess I'm alright
>>74491263
I'll be fine
Godspeed... Umm I don't fucking know but I might be fucked
Flatlander would beat the fuck out of those zombies
>The Mars Volta
OH BOY HERE WE GO
Thelonious, I got this shit
I can't wait to watch Ian Anderson beat zombies to death with a flute.
>>74495013
>my my my nails peel back
this means they're turning into zombies
>>74493651
he was like 7 feet tall
and could bend a horseshoe with his bare teeth
Mike Patton
Huh...
Wonder how that'd go
>>74494993
Pray they're not Nazi zombies
She'd be on their side
>>74495051
Not necessarily. And, y'know, I can picture Cedric absolutely wrecking shit up like a crazy bastard.
>>74495027
I can picture just about everyone in Jethro Tull beating zombies to death in unique ways, honestly.
>>74495085
>Not necessarily
their lyrics do sound like zombie speak
>transient jet lag ecto mimed bison
>>74491263
Biggie
>>74491288
hey me too
>>74492014
Dudes like borderline a prepper
>>74494476
tibet would just summon angels and shit
>>74491655
>partnering with a 6'4" monster ripping up zombies and driving around in an old Camaro
truly the best zombie apocalypse
>Kanye
I don't even know
>>74491263
Entombed
I'm fine
we'd CRUSH zombayys
Joy division I'm dead lmao
>John Coltrane
>>74495906
women are a meme. they're also weak af so you're dead bro.
>>Evan Dando
Diddlying the guitar and heavy use of drugs... me likey
>linkin park
haha maybe with a zombie on our team we'll blend in
Elliott Smith
At least he would give me the courage to an hero instead of waiting to be eaten.
>>74495800
The Zombies elect him President, Ye is promptly torn apart by meatbags.
>Marc Almond
I'm already dead
>strawberry switchblade
i dont know how to feel about this
>type o negative
the zombies are FUCKED
>>74491263
>mf doom
ez pz
>Kraftwerk and Gary Numan
a little scared ngl
>>74497417
Kraftwerk would engineer some cool zombie killing shit for you to use. Gary Numan would probably just sit in his car like an autist because it makes him feel safe.
He wouldn't be much help with anything that isn't guitar related, but at least I wouldn't have to worry about him eating all the rations
I'll be fine
>>74491263
Safety Scissors
an engineer with a science degree. he is the cheese so we'll be ok
>>74494999
>Flatlander would beat the fuck out of those zombies
/thread
>>74492329
>#1 gun skill
>#100 knife skill
>>74491263
Igor Bystrov
He died last year.
I'm pretty fucked.
We are going to have a party in the apocalypse.
>>74491263
elliott smith, very fucked
>Fugazi
Ian is scrawny as shit so I'm quite positive that I am fucked
>>74495076
He was 5'11", though today that would be like being 6'4", I guess
Bowie.
Let's just go back to space Ziggy
>>74493651
Bach also had 45 children and could see round corners
Eh, it works.
>Jello Biafra
Having a 60 year old man with no outstanding physical abilities around is a handicap
>john fahey
welp
>>74498754
Or it could be the Thin White Duke, fueled by cocaine and peppers. Throwing darts in zombie's eyes.
>>74491263
>Fleet Foxes
I guess I'll just hide in the woods with Robin
>King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
YEP!
>>74493171
>listening to Grimes
you already lost anon
>Ween
We're fucked but we'll have a great time, unless we can to survive on Dean's fishing boat
I'm saved.
>>74493569
i want to see 2 cats get S P O O K Y on mr bones
>have a nice life
Guess I'm going to starve to death lel
Fucking Nick Drake fuck
>>74494995
There's a lot of them so safety in numbers I guess
>>74491263
MF DOOM
The horde will come down on us and he will stand tall and yell
SUPA FLOOM POOMBA
KING KOOPA ROOM GOOMBA
THE MOODAL DOOM BOOMBA
VROOM VROOM COOLA
REST BATE NADA
BEST NATE PLAYA
BLESSED GRATE BAITA
IN THE NEST OF PLATE WAFERS
>>74491263
>Kishi Bashi
At least I'll will be able to converse with my all time favorite artist about life and love before I die.
Good, i have all 4 Beatles to cover my back
Bruce looks good for his age
>>74491263
steely dan.
not sure, aren't they both dead already?
>James Murphy
lel
>The Birthday Party
I hope they're as tough as their music.
>>74500607
True... I guess I'm good but their music already makes me wanna die so in an apocalypse id probs just end it all after talking to them for a day or so
Me and Deaner are seriously going to fuck some shit up.
>DEVO
There's some kind of joke to be made here but I can't really grasp it.
Hopefully Freddie Mercury can fuck them all to death or something, otherwise gg
Alter Bridge
I assume we'd likely have some guns in this case so that would be good.
We good.
Me on the left
Bob Dylan? But he's like 80
Eric Clapton, he can throw the zombies off his balcony
>>74492495
More like holding up in a stucco cave screaming like a madman out of murdered out windows
Theyll be fine
>>74494782
no he's alive and you have to carry him around on a gestatorial chair and eat soy beans
>>74491263
>>74491296
Béla Bartók
maybe we could at least document the traditional folk music of the zombie heritage before we're torn to ribbons
>>74491263
mfw im gonna be mowing down hordes of zombies with jake fucking paul
Dot Hacker i might turn into a zomb zomb
>>74491263
Big L
the government man himself
>>74491263
Sabaton and yung lean
>>74491263
I dunno, what do Parquet Courts look like?
Ludola
At least they have a sword...
>>74500745
10,000 KEKS
>>74491263
>Robert Smith
Perfect. We'll fit right in.
;_;
fuck yes
>>74491263
Fucking Daniel Johnston
I'm fucked
let's go
>>74507199
S e v e n t y N i g g u h
>>74491263
I'm content with this
>lanky heroin addict
fuck
>the entire Metropolitan Opera
I think I win
kate bush
not gonna go well i think
>>74494995
gy!be is 9 fucking people, you're pretty good.
1994 Trent Reznor
>>74491263
I am hyped for this
>>74492040
nah he'll probably fight side by side with the zombies cause that's the edgiest choice
>>74491263
I don't know how this will go but I'll enjoy it anyways.
Is he back or is he a zombie too?
>Metallica
I'd gladly fight zombies with James
>>74492028
Corey Taylor comes off as a badass to the public but something tells me he's really just a whiny whimp behind the scenes
>>74497600
I don't know why I got such a hearty laugh out of that
Dan Deacon. I guess both of our fat asses are gonna get fucked by zambos
Part 1 of 3: accepting your death
Not sure about her zombie fighting abilities
fuck, i'm done he is a fucking junkie
>>74508630
She'd rip them to shreds. Then help you relax afterwards...
>Tchaikovsky
Blasting niggas with a cannon
>>74500763
Fucking dope
>>74491263
throbbing gristle wew lad.
>King Crimson
I N T E N S E I N T E N S I T Y
>>74491263
>bladee
lol maybe he has drugs i guess
>>74491263
Zombies by childish gambino on a car ride with the lads. Really gets the old noggin joggin huh
>>74491950
i feel you
im not sure if im good or fucked.
i'll creampie every single one of those cunts