*blocks your path* >we're about to revolutionize alt-rock.

>>74490421
tell them to fuck off because slowdive is superior

turn 360 and walk away

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>>74490421
play drums

>>74490429
kys

>>74490421
I get the fuck in
>Alright when are we doing this?
>Kevin: Soon. only tomorrow.
>Dope. Kevin, I have to ask: do you and Bilinda fuck?
>Kevin: ...Sometimes.
>Does she spit or-
>Bilinda: Swallow.
>Damn. How big is his dick?
>Bilinda: I Can See It (But I Can't Feel It)
>Kevin: Don't Ask Why

>>74490429
Slowdive is effete dogshit.

>>74490625
>>74490680
t.waifufags

Foreal though Bilinda Butcher is a cutie

>>74490687
MBV have made some of the most otherworldly albums in rock music history.
Slowdive were just a bunch of dipshit rich kids making vacuous pop music about nothing.

>>74490727
Slowdive is great though. But I like MBV more.

>>74490625
Get the heck off my board.

>>74490625
reddit-tier

>>74490625
holy shit xD

>>74490421
Revolutionize? But, there's this band called Slowdive that released a debut better than you guys already. I think I'll go hang out with Neil and Rachel instead. They have a masterpiece coming. It was nice to meet ya'll though. And, hey, it could always be worse. You guys could be Ride.

Since the new Slowdive album got a good review from the dipshits there has been a whole new wave of Slowdiveshitters on these threads. It's incredible. They had one good album and it was not Souvlaki and they came nowhere near any height that MBV came to. Accept it shitters.

I'd get in and kill them all, release Only Shallow myself, become a literal one hit wonder who released one song and not have the rest of the album to shit up music for the next 2 decades.

>>74492229
even that one song would still largely influence alt-rock I bet.

>>74492390
yeah but in a good way, unlike the rest of the album which taught people that you can disguise shitty songwriting with loads of distortion

>>74492064
slowdive > mbv

slowdive has the better discog
fuck off

>>74492229
best post

>>74492004
MBV > Ride >>>>> Oasis >>>> Slowdive

>you will never go attend any of the Rollercoaster tour shows
>you will never have your mind blown by Dino Jr, MBV and the Mary Chain
>you will never throw tomatoes at Blur and force them to cut their set short

Why live?

>>74490625
>implying
Kevin is known to be THE most hung guy in shoegaze, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Bilinda's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Kevin barely able to force it past the knob, and Bilinda moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Kevin's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria...

>>74494504
>you will never throw tomatoes at Blur and force them to cut their set short

Go to bed, Liam.

>>74494504
I want to throw tomatos at Ride.

>>74490625
>>74494663
Hello, Reddit.

>>74494890
You do realize that only Redditors call people Reddit, right?

>>74495538
>he who smelt it dealt it

/mu/ is elementary school.

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>>74490687
>Catalog
>>74491682
>>74491906
>>74491961
>>74494663
>>74494890
lmao y'all niggas mad

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>>74490429
slowdive is and has always been fucking terrible. never mention them in the same sentence

their last album was jaw-droppingly bad. while mbv was like they never left

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>>74494504
>you will never go attend any of the Rollercoaster tour shows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19dERic5rQA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CWJy_f7-Zk


>tfw you will never hear Mark in his prime live, and cry

>>74495870
Pygmalion is GOAT.