>SHIM SHAM WHAMO FLAM FLOOM DOODLE >WHIM DAM BLAMO

>>74478551
gonna loopie doop the poopie while she schloopie my juicy cock
got a rock in my sock killing dicks and bots with licks and bops while i hop eat food and shop

You can't deny the rhyme scheme on this line though. Pretty dope

big nose jew with a game of guess who
shootin poo at the zoo with her kissing on my shoe

>>74478660
What song is that from that's a dope line

>shim sham whamo her butt was like camo
>hit up the men's room we need more ammo

>Hoppty shoopty baba looly eating the Doritos
>Boopy goony guadalupe found myself some Cheetos

xd guys i saw that one twitter image as well it was very funny

>the rest is empty with no brain but the clever nerd
>the best emcee with no chain ya ever heard

>>74479086
hey wait

>>74478551

I C E COLD NICE TO BE OLD
Y 2 G STEED TWICE TO THREE FOLD
HE SOLD SCROLLS LO AND BEHOLD
KNOW WHO'S THE ILLEST EVER LIKE THE GREATEST STORY TOLD

this here rap tihng, i got quite a knack
woke up from a nap, wtf now i'm a hack

smokin trees, blowin smoke in the breeze
greasy hoe on her knees, she do what I need
burger in my mouth floopy doop freeze
hair on my face look like pubes, white boys be working in cubes
next to my burger is a mic, you thought I could rap, well guess what, sike

>>74478551
gooza noocha
heres a fast booma
key cah la mow fees bee pee fee kutos

>>74478551
oppa dah memo time to get greebo
reference to a british tv show from the 3-0s
british slang new york thang uh oh
he always rapped fast but slowed down for cheetos

Gets more cheese than doritos, cheetos or fritos

New York looter this dude's a straight shooter
kickflip trick tip with a razor scooter

stabbed her in the pooter like his name was Lex Luther
9/11 truther he hardly even knew 'er

>please place in escrow my nest crows
>so they test slow and the bank grows SO
>my neck's low don't forget the phantom zone traps zod and the odd couple ursa's ass grown

Favorite DOOM track right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9B7BQWnZJs

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best crossover album, best tv related album, best collab.

>>74478989
this is good stuff

>>74484491
HIS NAME'S DOOM

>>74478551
SO ANYWHO

>>74478551
Yikes - gettin hoes wet like wipes
snaggin baggin stacks big like noses on kikes

>>74481677
10/10

I DO A SHMOOPY THEN I POOPY
VANDALS CANT HANDLE THE RHYMES LIKE RANDLE

THEN I LIGHT A CANDLE WIT A FART
ANYTHING I SPIT OUT U WHITEYS WILL CALL ART

wagga looloo snag a poopoo
he mostly only known to own his own brand of doodoo
dag a bag of scum guzzle cum drip
villain hittin cuz he mostly spit a lotta dumb shit

>>74478593
damn

>>74479017
Riff raff?

>>74479924
Better than a lot of DOOM's recent verses

Bebop tit lock drop the hit beam me up Spock
Rock the seam fit the dream

>>74479086
one of his best track.
the song he had on tony hawks underground is fucken fire too.

ayo shim sham wham flam floom floodle
like a poodle drawin doodles with a noodle on a strudel
rhymes feudal, medieval evil legal niggas equal
evel knievel people, see you again for the sequel

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>GETTING ON DOWN IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
>MOMMA WAS A COPPER IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
>BEEZA BONG DANG WAKA SHLAKA CALIFORNIA
>SHOOTIN HEROIN IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA

>Bring her back to my laboratory
>when I'm in my oratory glory it's like a horror story

TREAT HER LIKE A DAUGHTER, TAUGHT HER HOW TO BUST A NUT

>>74487340
>the name's frankenstein
>Chilling cause I already got mine
>niggas sayin my existence goes against the divine
>so what I eat brains to unwind, surely you don't mind?
>villagers mad cause I got more brain cells than them combined

Thought I'd add a bit

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>>74478660
>>74478989
>>74479017
>>74479086
>>74478593

good thread

>Or like a beef scene that leave the oo-ey smokin'
>Or between Hoktuo Shinken and Nanto Suichō Ken

>>74490098
holy shit this is golden

>>74490204
(It's an actual Doom line)

>>74490266
well DOOM is golden so

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>I get my weed from the best sources
>I like it smooth not coarse like horse hooves
>The weeds I smoke never touched by pesticides
>To smoke that chem weed - simply suicide

>>74478551
bump

>>74478551
rap harder than any other man in his thirties
it's just a bit though honey don't get flirty
rhymed on wheels of steel just like em - girthy
no wrong ideas just him and one girl like bert and ernie

"Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!" That's a audio daily double
Rappers need to fall off just to save me the trouble

walkin through the alleys looking like a need the lou
Police come through tellin me to shoo or else i'm through
cuz my complexion is reminiscent of doo-doo

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>Fuck these cunts all day
>Geomagnetic praise
>Got cum that goes stray
>Therianthropic Hot Topic gays
>Suck this cockdick, or be betrayed

>>74494444
dem QUADS

got myself a forty and got the missus a bit o' liquor
lovely little shorty want some kisses n tell me to lick her n flick 'er to make her slicker
but my mask in the damn way

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>>74494487
>but my mask in the damn way
fucking kek

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>>74494480
YUH

>>74488514
perfect reaction

sharted in the meat locker
old and dirty beat rocker
carted 'round a cheap knocker
gold embroidered seat shocker

Bim Bow BAM beat they ass with my words like a paddle
make my opponents eat grass like they some sort of cattle

okay, now someone record themselves rapping all these posts over a beat

>>74494944
this. someone do it

>>74478551
Take a shot of C Mo
I mosey over to the fountain
Drowned in sour sadness I'm smokin upon the mountain
She came to me a petty princess begging for a pounding with a need to tell a tower tale but now I'm sleeping soundly

>>74485512
>dag a bag of scum guzzle cum drip
Kek

>>74495019
Gone for good honey i aint never trackin back
yoga pants baby i caught you smokin crack attack the limelight now I'm rockin the rap and she smokin through my stash and she say she wanna crash?
Well baby I'm abashed lady has power over me I had to take her back we were magic for like three weeks
But she's knee deep in demons and I'm clean with the beats so I had to lean her out my life like far off the meat

>>74494944
>>74494977
I compiled all the parody lyrics
now for someone to rap it:
SHIM SHAM WHAMO FLAM FLOOM DOODLE
WHIM DAM BLAMO SHIMMIE SHOOM POODLE
gonna loopie doop the poopie while she schloopie my juicy cock
got a rock in my sock killing dicks and bots with licks and bops while i hop eat food and shop
big nose jew with a game of guess who
shootin poo at the zoo with her kissing on my shoe
shim sham whamo her butt was like camo
hit up the men's room we need more ammo
this here rap tihng, i got quite a knack
woke up from a nap, wtf now i'm a hack
smokin trees, blowin smoke in the breeze
greasy hoe on her knees, she do what I need
burger in my mouth floopy doop freeze
hair on my face look like pubes, white boys be working in cubes
next to my burger is a mic, you thought I could rap, well guess what, sike
oppa dah memo time to get greebo
reference to a british tv show from the 3-0s
british slang new york thang uh oh
he always rapped fast but slowed down for cheetos
New York looter this dude's a straight shooter
kickflip trick tip with a razor scooter
stabbed her in the pooter like his name was Lex Luther
9/11 truther he hardly even knew 'er
please place in escrow my nest crows
so they test slow and the bank grows SO
my neck's low don't forget the phantom zone traps zod and the odd couple ursa's ass grown
I DO A SHMOOPY THEN I POOPY
VANDALS CANT HANDLE THE RHYMES LIKE RANDLE
THEN I LIGHT A CANDLE WIT A FART
ANYTHING I SPIT OUT U WHITEYS WILL CALL ART

zimzam the zipzorp doodle
girl say he damn cute like a poodle
rip the rap then tip the jap and hope he dont eat me
probably put the chink off with how stinky my feet be

>>74495181
pt. 2
wagga looloo snag a poopoo
he mostly only known to own his own brand of doodoo
dag a bag of scum guzzle cum drip
villain hittin cuz he mostly spit a lotta dumb shit
ayo shim sham wham flam floom floodle
like a poodle drawin doodles with a noodle on a strudel
rhymes feudal, medieval evil legal niggas equal
evel knievel people, see you again for the sequel
Bring her back to my laboratory
when I'm in my oratory glory it's like a horror story
the name's frankenstein
Chilling cause I already got mine
niggas sayin my existence goes against the divine
so what I eat brains to unwind, surely you don't mind?
villagers mad cause I got more brain cells than them combined
rap harder than any other man in his thirties
it's just a bit though honey don't get flirty
rhymed on wheels of steel just like em - girthy
no wrong ideas just him and one girl like bert and ernie
"Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!" That's a audio daily double
Rappers need to fall off just to save me the trouble
walkin through the alleys looking like a need the lou
Police come through tellin me to shoo or else i'm through
cuz my complexion is reminiscent of doo-doo
sharted in the meat locker
old and dirty beat rocker
carted 'round a cheap knocker
gold embroidered seat shocker
Bim Bow BAM beat they ass with my words like a paddle
make my opponents eat grass like they some sort of cattle
got myself a forty and got the missus a bit o' liquor
lovely little shorty want some kisses n tell me to lick her n flick 'er to make her slicker
but my mask in the damn way

This sort of threads are the reason why i still browse /mu/

doo-doo woopie doo-doo poo
catch them shoegazers gazing at my shoe

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>this entire thread

sittin on /mu/ pretending I love Frank Zappa
but what they don't know is I really only listen to rappas
postin waifu threads, about Carly Rae's nice brapper
she a demon demon for real, call her the cum sapper

ding dong pling plong boogie bongers
whack mc's be sucking wallaby dongers

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>>74495430
straight fire

I will make all rappers have to think
nigga I can eat the sink
fuck the kitchen, make you niggas listen

this dick's erect for these bitches next to me
stick it in, rip it out, hysterectomy

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>>74495624
>rip it out, hysterectomy
fucking brutal

I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle beerical individual skippin and flippin and dippinskippinflippin rippin
*fantastic four sample interlude*

>>74495711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqkN6NVaggs&ab_channel=CrankLucas

Leave your girls house, gone
I'm a capo, you're the don, de facto

hit me with a motherfucking glock, I'm strong
I eat bullets, for breakfast, niggas sayng I'm reckless

you wanna fuck with me, I'm a dangerous man
acting like i ain't ever came in my hands
wiped it on my face like i'm ashamed of my glands

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>>74495430

>>74495181
>>74495196
uploading to clyp now

>>74496039
nice

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>>74496429
OH SHIT

>>74495181
>>74495196
>>74496429
>>74496461
https://clyp.it/rpiietkz
enjoy y'all :)

Tips if you feel so inclined: 16QLDHp55z3yYFyXZ237XbjDKXa1w7XgDY

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>>74496543
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>74478610
that's not what rhyme scheme is retard

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>>74496543
PRETTY GOOD

>>74496543
>GODDAMN
same

dammit i don't want this thread to die

>>74496543
more people need to know about this

>>74496543
this is genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on mu and that says a lot

>>74496543
Goddamn

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>>74496543
i've played this fo rthe 8th rime holy shit

>>74496565
>>74496633
>>74496705
>>74496867
>>74496940
>>74496973
>>74497023
>>74497041
>samefag

>>74496973
thanks man <3

I might do another one if people keep posting, I have to leave in like an hour but the shit was fun as hell

>>74496543

Is this the same guy who did the xxxtentacion song?

>an "anon raps nonsensical lyrics posted by other anons" thread
Damn, been a while since I've seen one of these. This shit takes me back https://youtu.be/IbByWW-Czqk

>>74497103
Nah I didn't do an x song

>>74496543
bumping for visibility

>>74496543
sounds like biggie

>>74497398
i think it's a doom impression

>>74497500
I know but he had a similar flow to biggie

>>74481677
wait this is actually kinda dope

In post op, date for my gay tentation
Most suck cock, picked straight from my plantation.
Who gots more blocks to rob, more knobs to slob, more heads to bob than he mo qui
I love men, not nasty pussy

LOOPIN MY GREAT APE NAPE TO SNAKE THE GREAT POOP IN MY SHOE SHOOT SNOOKY NOOKY GOING TO THE BUMPIN MOVIE FOR JUICY LOOPIES
ROCKIN POP SHOT MINIMUM WAGE GETTIN THEM GRADES GETTIN THEM As WRITIN' A PAGE EATING A SNAKE LEARNING TO BAKE TRUMPING THE FAKE FAKIN' THE CAKE STARTIN TO ACHE IN MY LOOPY DOOTY POOP POO SHOOTY

>>74478551
I know this is exaggerated but this is exactly why I don't listen to DOOM

>>74496543
That was fucking great. I'd love to get someone doing that without the understandable slip-ups.

/mu/ should write a DOOM album.

This reminds me, what ever happened to the viper diss album? One dude came on a picture of his wife and then everybody abandoned ship and deleted all the work.

>>74497698
Because he has a recognisable flow?

>>74478551
I had to google this... Fuck thats awful!!!

>>74496543
Good job in picking the best doom beat

>>74495430
ingredible

>>74498456
agreed, that's why I picked it

>>74497951
Because he just throws a bunch of words and phrases together that don't necessarily mean anything but rhyme.

>>74499607
wew fucking lad

All of his lyrics make sense, go read them. Go on fucking genius and read explanations if you need your hand held

>>74499607
That's not really fair. DOOM's lyrics do mean shit, they're just really weird and take work to decipher. He doesn't really care about sticking to super coherent grammar, a lot of the time he just throws just enough nouns, verbs, and adjectives out there to get the idea across, and it makes it hard to really digest. On top of that he uses a lot of really esoteric slang and references. There also tends to be a lot of stream of consciousness stuff that's hard to follow, one idea seamlessly shifting into another without definitive beginning or ending, then suddenly shifting back without warning.

I'm not saying you have to like it or anything, it's perfectly valid to think having lyrics that indecipherable is stupid, but calling them without meaning is unfair.

>>74499836
Genius overanalyzes everything. Even Kendrick has gone on and seen some post that made a line of his seem really deep and say they completely misinterpreted it. I was contributing to that place back when it was RapGenius and even then the culture promoted overanalyzing things.
>>74499919
I'm not even saying they're indecipherable, but at most, most of it comes out to "I rap well, I rap well, I rap well" and that shit just doesn't interest me. He's clever with how he does it, but his tricks get old really quick imo. He's at least honest about it in how he adopts a comic book persona, thinly veiling basic structures and getting kids to think it's deeper than it is. But if all you want is to hear a guy mindlessly play with words then be my guest.

The MC who's rippin' foes and lickin toes
Look over here at the clown with the booger nose

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>>74496543
fucking hell

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>>74496543
Incredible

>>74495777
There's a couple gems in there.

>>74496543
incredible

Any other rappers we could do this with and actually be funny?

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>>74496543
You're doing God's work anon

>>74501397
eminem
snoop dog

>>74496543
good job

>>74501397
Viper

>>74496543
some quality content for once on this piece of shit board

>>74501714
lmao
I'm surpised I haven't seen this before

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>>74496543

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>names doom mf I am the beff

>>74496543
thank you

>>74502270
you're welcome anon :)

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>>74496543

bump then I dump like lil pump, frees mcgee like ump

>>74496543
oh fuck this is hilarous

>>74496543
Which instrumental is that?

>>74491885
That skit is so underrated desu

>>74502823
Arrow Root on Special Herbs Vol. 1
It's the beat used for Next Levels on Take Me To Your Leader

>>74499919
>they're just really weird and take work to decipher
>He doesn't really care about sticking to super coherent grammar, a lot of the time he just throws just enough nouns, verbs, and adjectives out there to get the idea across, and it makes it hard to really digest
>On top of that he uses a lot of really esoteric slang and references
>There also tends to be a lot of stream of consciousness stuff that's hard to follow, one idea seamlessly shifting into another without definitive beginning or ending, then suddenly shifting back without warning
You talking about Doom or Aesop Rock? :^)

Hear ye, hear ye! How dare ye
Go up against the king who do his thing tri yearly?
They too carefree with their mouths around here
Off with his head, and display it in Town Square
On top a several feet spike, make sure it's on tight
In light of when the peasants throw stones with all they might
Skull get smashed for weeks
'Til vulture beaks eats the last meat off the cheeks
Maybe then they'll know the right words to speak
Out loud, at home, in the world, or in the streets
It's no escape, just in case
All the kings' mens and 'em decides to go ape
The most slick-talking of burly guys
Get caught early and boiled in oil like curly fries
Even those that's Mr. Furley's size that earned the fate
Can all get burned at the stake
Send word to his closest kins, that for his sins
We claim his throne, his providence, and his citizens
In the name of King Geedorah!


Why is Geedorah such a better lyricist than DOOM?

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>>74496543
Pretty good.

>>74495430
Best ITT

>>74496543
GOLD

>>74496543
thanks Jonwayne

>>74494444
blood stain brain
geomastrasized
im burning by blood stung eyes

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>points at drummer for 20 minutes
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA