>you will never meet your male counterpart and start an electronic music duo
>you will never rise to become a noted and respectable b-tier act which has one or two early hits and keeps plugging along
>you will never develop a reputation for performing exactly one encore at every live show, which has nothing directly to do with your proper set, where you both get a bit silly and toss off cover renditions of the popular things that made you want to do this in the first place: Push Upstairs, Flat Beat, Computer World, Popcorn, Pen Expers, Come To Daddy, Busy Child, Da Funk, Smack my Bitch Up, and so forth
>you will never release a beloved collection of these covers after a decade+ of proper work and warmly cite the blessing of the various artists in the liner notes
>you will never have a real vagina
>>74442442
>electronic music
Stop reading right there desu
>>74442442
>you will never be this alpha and give absolutely no fucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjifdYLSZ64&t=120s
>male counterpart
H-h-h-hi
>>74442449
this desu
>>74442442
holy shit i love you
Who, who will be the non-homosexual Dave Ball to my non-homosexual Marc Almond?
>>74444770
baby baby baby where did our love go???????