>spent my childhood learning to play the great pussy repeller

>>74395719
saxophone sounds like farts

>>74395719
I don't know what you're talking about man.

>>74395739
nah

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You must be either more than butt ugly or just have a shit personality saxaphone is one if not the most sexy instrument there is.

At least you didn't learn pic related like me and feel like a completely emasculated freak

>>74395801
the flute is such a delightful instrument though

Just play this for them, they'll all be dying to have you eat them out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4SNrIjxt9c

>>74395826
EVERYONE assumes you are gay.

>>74395719
It's not the instrument repelling them, faggot.

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>Hey anon can you play Careless Whisper again for us?

>spent childhood learning how to play the fucking tuba
Might not be completely humiliating, but no one takes you seriously.

>>74395871
Act like the frontman of Jethro Tull.

>>74395922
The biggest chad in my school played the tuba though

The trumpet gets pussy.
Chet Baker played the trumpet.

>>74395719
I play guitar and no chick is impressed by it

I mean, I might be biased since I have a thing for sax players, but you should be good as long as you dress nice and have a cute haircut. Messy hair is nice on guys.

>>74395719
Dont be a dumbass. Women dont care about musicians, they care about musicians with status. If you are some no name faggot who plays guitar in his room thats not going to get you any puss. If you are a sax player on stage with alot of people loving your shit, you will get puss.

>Spent childhood learning Harmonica
>Actually got pretty good, could play some fast blues song
>graduate
>Stop playing for like a year
>Actually lost almost all of my skill

Fuck harmonica dudes.

>>74397662
you'll recover your skills quickly

>>74397702
Fuck that dude I can't even play Oh susanna straight

I play guitar and have yet to look a woman in the eye.

>>74395719
It's subconscious sexual euphemistic imagery
The guitar looks like you're handling your own giant cock
Wind instruments looks like you're blowing some other dude's cock

I play trombone and I feel you lol. Probably unrelated tho because I also drum and still can't get any

>>74397837
only works if you play pop songs catering to their tastes or if you're very famous