If you met Anthony Fantano in real life, what would you say to

"rattling high hatsssssssssssssssss"

Melon can i cum in your forehead?

>You're influencing an entire generation of shit taste, good job
That fat cunt couldn't kick my ass. I'll just mule kick him in the knees if he tries anything

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>>74385863
light 4 my ass. fucking fite me nerd.

>You make mostly well-informed, entertaining reviews, and I respect your taste. Keep up the good work man.

probably what up cuck boi

>>74385959
This honestly. For all the shit that we give him, he just seems like a kind honest man who's only making a living.

>>74385863
You are manlet. And id like to see him try

>>74385893
Have you even seen his body? He'll fucking take you down in one punch

"you look nice but I don't get any useful info from your reviews. also stop doing metal reviews, poser"

>>74385863
I actually met him once, before I even knew who he was. I'm pretty sure he thought I recognized him, by the way, he looked at me. I just said hello and kept walking.

do you remember how you noted damn ?

>>74386010
This.

ur head is like a knee

>>74385863
im too awkward to speak to people

"I get the sense that you're spending less and less time on the albums you review, because your commentary is getting further and further of the mark, and less insightful. Also, your girlfriend looks like a gorilla. Black girls can be gorgeous, so there's no need to settle!"

>>74385863
Hi there Anthony.

>>74386117
He's not Joe Rogan. He's a doughy, bald numale with shit taste.

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>>74385893
>>74387630

>>74386010
>man

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>>74385959
>>74386010
These.

I'm also not an irrational freak who hates someone based soley on their taste in music.

He seems like a cool guy, has a charismatic vibe and a positive attitude. Not a fan of Kendrick or Death Grips personally but I don't care that he is.

>>74387560
Just pretend for posting sake

>>74385863
Hello Anthony, do you want to drink a nice beer on the couch while listening to SunnO)))? I want to get to know you better... I want to caress these broad shoulders...

>>74385863
MELON! How are you doing? Love your channel, dude. Keep it up, proud of you.

>>74387630
He's literally a powerlifter. He could take you out easily my dude

>>74385863
"I'd like a McChicken, a McDouble with no pickles, a large fry and a large Diet Coke please."

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>>74388505
>No pickles

>>74388495
Source of this

>>74388529
McPickles are bad.

>>74388495
yeah powerlifting donuts into your greedy mouth doesn't count

I'd laugh at him for going bald in his early 20s and say nothing

>>74387630
>Joe Rogan
lol of all people you could bring up.

Where'd all your hair go??

>>74388530
Somewhere in this interview. Not gonna re-watch it to find the exact location but it's more than 2 hours in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycxzo-CTQpY&t=8705s

>>74388591
Low tier bait

I'd say nothing but give him a skeptical look that says "I know who you are and I know you're full of shit."

It'd be pretty cool if I could talk enough shit about him to get him to kick my ass because I could sue him for quite a bit of money, but I think it'd actually be pretty challenging to get him to throw a punch.

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>>74385863
hello

I have met Fantano. I saw him twice at the same venue in Hamden CT (about a half hour from where I live). Once was an Anamanagucci show when I was in freshman year of HS, then at the King Krule show when I as in sophomore year. Both times I just told him that I appreciated his work. Seems like an okay guy.

Him? Beat me up?

>>74385863
Do some of the old Scott Walker solo albums next classics week.

>>74385863
"Sam Hyde could kick your ass."

Wouldn't even say "Hi", I'd just open the conversation with that.

>>74389475
Yeah, I feel like Fantano would be the guy to take you. To lunch that is.

>>74388259
>>74385959
>>74386010
>t. reddit

>>74385863
I would ask if I could pay him to see his reviews that he removed that included to 10 second sound clips

>>74389613
how so, my presumptuous chum?

tell him i've been watchinghis content since 2010 and it's been interesting and exciting to see him grow. joking give him shit for his narkopop review. go in for a hug. tell him to have a nice day and leave.

>>74385863
>Reminder that he can beat you up if you say anything negative
You fucking kidding me? I would MERC that fucking homolord holy shit why would you even say that?

I would probably just spit on him but I'm just sayin he's a straight pussy ass nigga.