I don't really visit /mu/ but some weird shit happen to

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I don't really visit /mu/ but some weird shit happen to me today, maybe you can give me an answer to why.

>go to barns and noble
>i'm there like half an hour, until i decide to get the latest jojo book even though i'm not going to read it.
>waiting in line, to buy book.
>looking through the book and loudly close it.
>guy in front of me (maybe in his 50s) gets startled,
>looks at me
>i say 'hello'
>he says that i scared him
>i apologize
>looks at me and the book i'm holding
>is interested in the cover art.
>what's that? he say's
>reply: oh it's just some Japanese book.
>can i see it?
>sure! give him the book
>Jojo huh? what's it about?
>tell him in the most simple way he can understand, " oh it's about martial artist and ghost and stuff"
>cool! like tai chi?
> yeah sort of.
>guy pulls magazine with elvis on the cover and says "do you know this guy?"
>elvis? yeah.
>says, are you lonesome tonight, can you say that?
>are you on a lonesome road tonight... ?
>no! sing it! Are you on a lonesome road tonight, in his elvis voice.
>oh! i'm sorry man, i don't know his songs, i only know his history.
>like what?
>oh... you know...
>cashier lady calls next and he goes to the cashier.
>that was awkward
>i'm called next and i see this guy's waiting for me at the cashier
>he say's to me, i look at you and i see you got an edge.
>edge?
>yeah!... you know memphis?
>dumbest reply ever: memphis colorado...?
>no dummy! memphis Tennessee!
>you from there?
>no!
>is elvis from there?
>look up memphis tennessee and are you 'lonesome tonight' for me Friend, and the guy leaves.
>cashier says "what a weirdo"

Anyway... i don't know what edge i got, but all i know is either i'm retarded or the guy's crazy. but maybe you got an answer for me.