>I hate you >You hate me >Lets all go and kill Barney

hahahahaha

>>74355845
Faggot

Not gonna lie

This has meme potential

I AM IRON MAN
RUNNING IN THE WOODS FROM THE TALIBAN

believe I can die,
I've been shot by the F.B.I.
All I wanted was a chicken wing,
But they shot me at Burger King.

>>74355961
Where did these come from

>>74355975
"Look into your past, anon..."

>>74356003
We're officially old now bruh.

On top of old smokey
all covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher
with a .44 slug
I went to her funeral
I went to her grave
some people threw flowers
I threw a grenade

>>74356019
>bruh
>we're old now
I wanted this to be a fun lighthearted thread but you done fucked it up

>do your balls hang low?
>do they wobble to and fro?
>do they slap against your gooch, when you try to bang a ho?
>do they shrink when they get colder?
>do they sag when you get older?
>do your balls hang low?

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
ON A PAIR OF BROKEN SKIS
OVER THE HILL WE GO
BREAKING ALL OUR KNEES
*OW OW OW*
THE SNOW IS TURNING RED
I THINK I'M ALMOST DEAD
NOW IM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH STITCHES IN MY HEAD

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I AM ICE CREAM MAN
RUNNING OVER FAT KIDS WITH MY VAN

>>74355935
>>74356145
This is the most common one.

>>74356145
IF I DON'T HIT THEM FIRST
THEN I'LL CATCH THEM IN REVERSE

>>74355845
oh the nostalgia

>>74355914
Not a meme. This is what kids would sing in school as little kids to be edgy.

>Jingle bells
>Batman smells
>Robin layed an egg
>The batmobile lost a wheel
>and the Joker got away

>>74356019
Fuck dont remind me

>>74356074
real MF shit.

all these are bringing back some pretty cringe memories, but...
>>74356040
... where did you grow up?

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

THAT THE WORLD WAS MACARONI

https://youtu.be/D1l2F1xB8Zk

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I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU SOCK YOU PICK YOU UP AND DROP YOU FLUSH YOU DOWN THE TOILET, HOPE YOU ENJOY IT

>>74356401
long island, ny. you?

>>74355845
Not
>Get a jackhammer
>Hit him in the head
>Now that purple freak is dead

literal proof /mu/tants are all underage

>>74356003
No I remember but they had to have originated somewhere

Where have I heard all of these before? How did they get around? Why am I familiar with all of them?

Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The batmobile lost a wheel
And joker took ballet hey

Joy to the world
Something something something
They barbecued his head

What happened to his body
They flushed it down the potty

I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
When I went to the burger king

>>74356527
Your childhood

And how did these get spread
They're cringy as fuck. No way did they get spread natrualy because they're funny
There must be a source

did u guys use to do the thing where you tuck your one hand in the opposite sleeve and then put your other arm inside your shirt and pump your arm like you were giving yourself the heimlich maneuver and push the arm that's in your shirt out so it looks like the chest burster in alien?

>>74356527
>>74356492
>these idiots not in tune with their inner child

Sad life

>>74356456
we will we will rock you sock you pick you up and drop you
then guess what? kick your butt. all the way to pizza hut

>>74355845
Joy to the world
That barney's dead
We barbequed his head
What happened to his body
We flushed it down the potty
And round and round it went
And round and round it went
And rouuund and rouund and round it went

>>74356565
>something something something
the teacher's dead*

The Superbowl is Gay
The superbowl is gay,
The superbowl is gay,
The Raiders are gay,
The Raiders are so fucking gay,
The Raiders are...
…gaaaaaaaayayayayay
The Bucks are gay,
The Bucks are also fucking gay,
Raiders…gay
The Bucks…gay
Superbowl…gay
Everything else…gay
Water…gay
Calgone…is gay
DVD Players are gay
DVDs are gay
Straightcalves are gay
The sky is gay
And also sometimes grey
But its mostly gay
Cottage cheese is gay
Yogurt…gay
Shirts…gay
Vacuum Cleaners…gay
Electronic devices,
Name on, palmolive are gay
Why are they so gay,
Why is everything gay,
KFC is gay,
McDonalds is gay,
McDonalds is gay,
You must not mis-under-stand-me when I say McDonalds is gay because it is so gaaay,
Orange juice is gay,
Orange juice gay,
Orange Juice raped my father,
So that makes him gay,
So that you know Orange Juice is a male,
Gay,
Gay,
Gay, Gay, Gay,
I don’t want to play with you cause your gay,
I don’t want to play with you cause your gay,
Why don’t you go eat K you [???] gay
Why don’t you go eat KFC which I already told you is gay,
That’ll make a nice gay couple,
Because your eating KFC and you are so gay,
Just like the chicken that your eatinggg,
Put on some calgone you ****** cause your gay,
So is the calgone cause everything I know is gay,
Dollar Bills…gay
Coins…gay
Monitors are gay,
Monitors are gay,
Standards are gay,
Zip drives…gay,
CD Burners… gay
CD burners are gay,
They burn me the **** from kazaa,
But theyre gaaaaay,
Ayayayayay,
I am not gay,
I am not gay,
I am not gay,
I like girliiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssse...
I like girlies
But I like penis so I gues im gaaaaayy

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around,
Tokyo City like a big playground,
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade,
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade,
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq,
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu,
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue,
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal,
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile,
But before he could make it back to the Batcave,
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave,
And took an AK-47out from under his hat,
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat,
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day!
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
Good guys, bad guys and explosions,
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime,
Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back,
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady,
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete,
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip,
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find,
Because Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed,
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist,
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault,
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault,
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air,
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny!
Good guys, bad guys and explosions,
As far as the eye can see,
and only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be,
This is the ultimate showdown.

>>74356607
I still do it form time to time

>>74356708
Angels sang out,
in immaculate chorus,
Down from the heavens,
Descended Chuck Norris,
Who delivered a kick,
Which could shatter bones,
Into the crotch,
Of Indiana Jones,
Who fell over on the ground,
Writhing in pain,
As Batman changed back,
Into Bruce Wayne,
But Chuck saw through,
His clever disguise,
And he crushed Batman's head,
In between his thighs.

Then Gandalf the Grey,
And Gandalf the White,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini,
And the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis,
And Jambi the Genie,
Robocop,
The Terminator,
Captain Kirk,
And Darth Vader,
Lo Pan,
Superman,
Every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston,
And Theodore Logan,
Spock,
The Rock,
Doc Ock,
And Hulk Hogan.
All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass,
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
With civilians looking on in total awe,
The fight raged on for a century,
Many lives were claimed but eventually,
The champion stood,
The rest saw the better,
Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater,

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
Good guys, bad guys and explosions,
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be,
This is the ultimate showdown!
(this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown!
(this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!

>>74356019
I turned 19 today. This shit is gay.

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skies
Down the fields we go
Crashing into trees
THe snow is turning red
And I am almost dead
Now I'm in the hospital with stitches in my head

Remember that gay s thing

>>74356678
>>74356708
>>74356729
ahh

back when comedy was epic

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>>74355845
>>74355961
>>74356145

holy shit elementary school is flooding back to me and i went 2003 - 2007

i wonder how old this stupid shit is

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS THREAD

>>74355961
I believe I can soar
I got hit by a meteor

>>74356414
I TOOK A BITE OUT OF A TREEEEE

IT WAS TASTING KINDA FUNKY

I SPIT IT AT A MONKEY

AND THE MONKEY CURSED AT ME

This shit was so fucking retarded. I'm cringing at myself

>>74356708
>>74356729
this was awesome. if any kid recited this in my school i am positive that he would have been king of popularity forever.
>>74356678
i feel like this would be hilarious if i could know the tune

>>74356481
>>74355845
It's
>One shot
>Two shot
>Three shot
>Four
>No more purple dinosaur

>>74356708
>>74356729

Me and my equally retarded friend used to go on youtube in 5th grade and look shit up like this just to share it when we got to school at lunch

Fuck it was so fun

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this thread makes me happy in a sad way

>>74356708
>>74356729
>tfw i once masturbated to the porn version of this song

unironically best thread on /mu/ in a long time desu

>>74356330
batmans in the kitchen
robins in the hall
jokers in the bathroom
peeing on the wall

>>74356708
>>74356729

used to watch this on albinoblacksheep

this would be good with some taters
whats taters eh?
po-ta-toes
boil em mash em stick em in a stew

>>74356708
>>74356729
neil cicierega is still a genius

>>74356607
https://youtu.be/R8KfFYAjRvg?t=10
like this?

>>74357379
shit was that him?

>SLIDING DOWN A WATERFALL
>LANDING ON A CACTUS
> WE THINK YOUR TEAM NEEDS SOME MORE PRACTICE

>>74357460
yep, he's responsible for so much early 2000s internet stuff

>>74357401
yup thas the move

trick or treat
smell my feet
give me something good to eat
not too big
not too small
just the size of montreal

where my fellow leafs at

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>>74356145
AAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAH

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I made this one up with a friend when I was in like third grade, and I still remember most of it

>In the tunnel, the concrete tunnel, the hobo sleeps tonight
>Without compassion the fleas will surely bite
>The bus crashes and burns to ashes
>The hobos are caught in the flames...
>They burn alive, their mommy's cry
>They're buried in the trashcannnnns

Before you ask, no I was not a troublesome kid, and I was genuinely liked by the teachers. The worst thing I did was write a story where everyone in my classroom was replaced by aliens except for me and so I killed this girl by stabbing her to death with a pencil. The teacher saw it and she called my parents and I had to see a "specialist" for a few years

>>74358054
>actual autism

>>74358528
hey man i thought it was worth an epic lol

>>74355935
I AM THE ICE CREAM MAN
RUNNING OVER FAT KIDS WITH MY VAN
RUN RUN FAST AS THEY CAN
i forget this line

here i sit
all broken hearted
came to shit
and only farted

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>>74356626
>>74356628


>>74356708
>>74356729
OH FUCK

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FROM THE WINDOOOOOOOOWS

I said: brr... It's cold in here
There must be some Clovers in the at-mos-phere

>>74355845
One at my school was

>I hate you
>You hate me
>Let's all go and kill Barney
>With a great big gun
>Shoot him in the head
>Let's go see if Barney's dead

>It's an anon connects to his past episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foyAOoVagWw

>we all live in a yellow submarine
>we hate the damn machine
>we want to paint it green

i was such a little fucking autistic bastard that i actually got angry at people for singing this because they said "damn". i was in the 6th god damned grade

>>74357150
AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!? It's all flooding back now and the criiiiiinnge that comes with it. God damn where did the years go? ;_;

>>74358738
this was played at my middle school graduation

why the fuck do middle schools have graduations?

Down by the Bay,
Down by the Bay,
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
(Quick anon its your verse and you have to say something funny!)

>>74358779
No clue, I remember I was too edgy and cool for it and stayed home

>>74356607
Pumpers better than tumblers

>>74358779
>tfw you were voted best hair and funniest kid in 8th grade
>tfw you got 0 pussy in high school because you were autistically fixated on a girl who didn't like you

>>74358801
Uhhh...uhhhhhgg
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WHALE ASS FUCK A SNAIL?!?!?!

DOOWWWM BY THE BAAAAAAAAAYYY
WHERE THE WATERMELONS GROOOOOOWW

>>74355845
there was one
>with a [something] and a match and a can of gasoline
>Light him up and hear him scream

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>>74358815
Iktf
>8th grade
>be emo because I'm a fucking faggot
>Go after a qt Asian girl all year
>Look back in my yearbook
>3 other emo bitches gave me phone numbers and begged me to call them
>Never did
>Too retarded to realize they wanted to gobble my cock

>>74358845
To the tune of the mockingbird lullaby

>>74357259
We always used the principals name for this one instead of the joker.

Black socks will never get dirty

Link he come to town - system of a down

>>74356074
We always tried to make up fun ones in my group of tards
>do they wrap around your waist
>do they have a funny taste

>>74358869
I think that always happens when you narrow your options to one girl.

>>74357209
>enlighten me anon

>>74359024
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330027

i only whacked it to the 15 second lesbian part at the end on repeat i swear

>>74359066
Oh fuck I remember this
That guy also made a cartoon where The Burger King and Ronald McDonald fucked each other and made a baby Chuck Norris

>>74356040
that's not complete shit
kids didn't make that up right?

>>74359098
>look at his other work
>in 2012 he tried to make an MLP porn parody
>never released because he couldn't get girls to voice act for it
>people from the current fucking year commenting on the vid asking when its coming out

>>74356040
There was a spaghetti version too

>>74356527
Folk music

>>74359239
is their any proper documentation of lewd and irreverent traditional folk music throughout history?

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ON TOP OF SPAGHETTIIIIIIIIIII
ALL COVERED WITH CHEEEEEEEESE

>>74359299
IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>He's got the whole wide world
>In his pants

>TARZAN THE MONKEY MAN
>SWINGING FROM A RUBBER BAND
>HE SLIPS
>HE FALLOS
>HE'S HANGING FROM HIS BALLOS

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>>74359903
Tarzan swings, Tarzan falls
Tarzan breaks his hairy balls
WHAT
COLOR
WAS
HIS
BLOOD?

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I AM IRONMAN
I AM THE LEADER OF THE KLU KLUX KLAN
WE WEAR POINTY HATS
WE BASH NIGGERS WITH BASEBALL BATS

>>74359966
damn, i wish i had went to your middle school

>>74357071
I can relate

>>74356330
Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way
Uncle Billy lost his willy on the motorway

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>>74359066
it's over. We've gone too far.

>>74356708
Who remembers "the ultimate orgy of homosexuality"?

Bang bang you're dead
50 bullets to the head
One more up your bum
That makes 51

>>74356290
You realize that makes it a meme, right?

Did your school have a pee fairy who would stand on the toilet stalls to look at kids going piss in the urinals? He'd just poke his head over the stall and grin at us looking at our cocks and we just called him the pee fairy and he did it every day and people eventually just stopped caring.

>>74360426
Funnily enough our pee fairy was a teacher in their 50s. What a funny guy.

This is this the song that never ends.
No one knows how it began.
Someone.. started singing
and never ever stopped

>>74360484
How do you fuck up the lyrics this badly? It's:
>This is the song that doesn't end,
>'cause it goes on and on my friend.
>Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
>And other people started singing it forever just because
>This is the song that doesn't end

>>74358869
>>74358815

I didn't get this in grade 8 but Grade 10 was fucking weird

>Genuinely hate this one girl
>She hates me back
>Fighting all the time
>Eventually she plays guitar and sings at lunch.
>Tell her she sounds like bro country fucking shit
>Flirting with this one Stacy who liked guitar and wanted to learn
>She's friends with the girl who hates me
>The girl who hated me has a friend who knew how to play guitar but was a little homely looking. Nice body, serious gap in her front teeth
>Didn't know she was nursing a crush on me
>Girl who hated me, hated me more for not knowing
>Stacy and I are flirting a lot, suddenly it stops
>Mean girl sneaks in, does a 180 and and is suddenly all lovey dovey
>My best friends' little sister is thrown into the mix with a crush on me
>Start dating the change of heart girl
>That ends after a year
>accidentally best friend's sister's entire virginity a ten months later

Looking back, I should have went with the homely girl.

>tfw not murrican/anglo and can not relate directly to this thread

at least we had our own stuff I suppose

>>74355845
>i hate you
>you hate me
>lets chase barney up a tree
>with a big shotgun
>then shoot him in the head
>lets all cheer barneys dead
this is what i said when i was a kid, Why do i still remember?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU

Ill leave this here

>IT'S RAINING TACOS
>NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES
>I AINT GOT NO IPHONE
parry grips shouldve been hanged, drawn and quartered

>>74358650
whennn i ring my bell
A L L T H E L I T T L E F A T K I D S R U N L I K E H E L L

>>74356527
It's elementary school shooter-core

>>74356734
Happy birthday, cunt.

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>>74355845
>Postman Pat
>Postman Pat
>Postman Pat ran over his cat
>Blood and guts went flying
>Postman Pat was crying
>And he never drunk drove again

>>74359914
!

>There once was a genie with a 10-foot weenie
>and he showed it to the ladie next door
>She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
>and now it's only 5 foot 4

>Tic-tac-toe, three in a row
>Barney got shot by GI Joe
>The doctor said "oops, Barney's dead. He got shot in the head."
>Everyone went to Barney's grave
>Barbie threw flowers
>I threw a grenade
>On the news they said he wasn't quite dead
>So I took a shotgun and blew off his head

>>74356492
>not knowing all of these are from like 2004
>not playing dodgeball on bare ground and getting in fights with some kid named cody with a buzzcut and a filthy shirt