>ITT: shit normies say that piss you off >"I

>>74342667
whats wrong with saying that?

>i like music
Fuck you

>>74342688

>I like

Uncultured pleb

>>74342686
It's basic and devoid of any actual substance.

>>74342737
how is liking the beat devoid of any substance.
its not like making it was complicated in the first place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB4-uYqplXc

>>74342737
yeah I hate when people waste my time with casual conversation too. I wish everyone was an intellectual like me

>>74342710
>I
narcissistic scumfuck

>>74342737
>H-hey nice day isn't it anon heh

>This greeting is devoid of any meaningful insight. This conversation shall be terminated immediately. Beep boop.

>>74342737
Comments this pretentious makes me more pissed off than anything normies say

>>74342667
In keeping in line with the thread,

>"Oh yea anon I'm a big fan of (artist)"

>play song that isnt one of their main singles

>"I don't know who this is"

every time

>"people use autotune because they can't sing"

>>74342667
>I don't like x, y, or z they're so weird ew

>>74342667
Why do niggers wear the tackiest jewellery. That shit is so bad.

>>74342758
Because people who actually know to call it tempo/rythm

>>74343104
Why does /pol/ try to leak onto other boards? That shit is so bad.

>>74343144
Because niggers are smelly :PPPPP LOL!

*tickles your bellend and licks your ear*

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>>74343144
Why do nu-males get so butthurt when people make fun of their precious hip hop artists? That shit is so bad.

>>74343183
Never said I liked hip hop. I don't even know who that is. Thanks for playing tho

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>>74342952
>"Hey man I really like this song here, b isn't it great? What are your thoughts on it."

>"I don't know. I like it. I like the beat."

>"What was your favorite part?"

>"I liked the beat."

>"How'd the song make you feel?"

>"I liked the beat, it made me feel good."

>>74343207
That's migos you nigger

>>74343115
Even though the word "beat" in this context doesn't refer to solely the tempo or the rhythm.

Good job outing yourself as a retard though.

>>74343245
I like the beat

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>how high were they when they made this?

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>"When does the singing start?"

>>74343234
I can tell you don't get out much

>>74343234
>the conversation that happened in his head

>>74343115
Just because a beat has a tempo/rythm doesn't mean the beat is tempo/rythm

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>>74343299
This is the only one that gets me.

>>74343299
Too real

ITT: op pretends they talk to people

>>74342667
Oh I love Kendrick Lamar!

>>74343299
>When do they stop tuning their instruments and start playing the music?

>>74342667
this whole fiasco was so good for Migos
Joe Budden is a FUCKING DUMBASS

>>74343313
I like music and talking about music. It's not that hard to understand why I hate it when people do this.

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>>74343455
>Play, For Free?
>"What the fuck is this? Anon turn this shit off"

>>74342667
>>74343299
Both of these.

>"This is too loud. Don't you have something more mellow?"
>"I can't understand what they're saying!"

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>"What does IDM stand for?"

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>repetitive section of music
>"is the cd skipping?"

>>74343455
"Oh I love Damn!"
>Cool, what do you like about it?
"Oh, yknow, I like the message about, Uh, like racism and stuff. Like its really important"
>What's your favorite song?
"............"

This conversation happened twice like this. I like Kung Fu Kenny but it's a shame how he turned himself into Facebook-Article-core

>"I don't like [insert name of genre]"

>>74343234
How is the beat supposed to make me feel, fuckface? Sorry I listen to music for fun

>>74342667
>Has a decent beat.
>"I like the beat".
>FUCKING NORMIE REEE!

This is why nobody invites you anywhere.

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>>74342667
>IT'S SO CATCHY!!11

>>74344089
Why not say something about the song at least? Saying shit like "I like the beat" when the beat is fucking nice is like saying the sky is blue and water is wet.

I bet people don't invite you places because you're a boring basic fuck.

>>74344183
No, people definitely invite him places.
It's you who will forever be a miserable lonely fuck. Everyone in the thread knows this, including you.

>>74342667
i've got this friend who always listens to albums on shuffle, even for the first listen

unironically bothers me so much

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>"I like the lyrics"
Bitch, this is a Kanye song, you're only here for the beat. These are rules.

>>74343183
Stop using this image to represent numales. If you changed his clothes he wouldn't even resemble one. There are far better images of numales out there, please expand your horizons

>>74344183
Is the beat not a part of the song?

>>74342737
>>74343115
>>74344183
Imagine being this autistic.

>>74343500
This is from that Arthur episode

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>this sounds so depressing

Do normies even understand atmosphere?

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>>74343500
Fucking plebs

>>74342667
I like the beat

>>74343234
>Music have "beat"
>Music have emoticons
Pick 1 (one)

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>X brought me here!

>>74343234
This person obviously doesn't want to talk about your stupid fucking song.

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>You don't like Queen? You know nothing about music anon

>>74344230
>>74344274
>>74344289
>"Turn your brain off dude"
Can't I say saying shit like this is basic and not be a loser? Why do you faggots think everything's so black and white. Just because someone doesn't share your opinion doesn't mean they're autistic.

>>74342667
when people call people who listen to top 40 music normies and act like they're so much better than them because they listen to guns n roses and metallica and other shitty generic rawk music

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>Vinyl has a lot more fielidit than CD

>>74344513
"fans" of classical are as annoying too.

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>>74344396
>>74344359
https://youtu.be/4q7Unt5S_I4

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>>74344513
>t. triggered top 40 fan
Expand your horizons a bit, at least name the right bands if you're going to bitch about who we listen to while shitting on your ""tastes""

>>74344467
It is basic but who gives a shit? Not everyone has to be some pseudo-reviewer cunt like you. Some people just aren't into music and consume it only for fun.

>>74344609
it always tends to be the people who like metal and classic rock, but only listen to bands that are household names, that shit on top 40 fans the most
not saying that the bands they like are bad but they're just as normie as a lot of chart music

>>74344613
>anyone who listens any deeper to music besides "this is nice" is a pseudo-reviewer cunt or a loser
Wewwwwwww. Also if you're just in it for fun why are you getting so bothered by all this? His opinion of you and your tastes shouldn't matter so much that you have to make multiple posts calling him a loser. Just go enjoy the nice beat and avoid any threads you think are full of pseudo-reviewer boring loser cunts, no need for negativity

>>74343207
you dont know who that is? jokes on you retard

>>74344664
Oh I see, I misunderstood your post a bit it seems. Thought that was more directed at /mu/ than some other bunch of people

>>74344667
You should work on that reading comprehension, it's bad.

>>74344694
no i meant the kind of people who make facebook statuses about how much they hate beyonce and wear patch jackets everywhere they go
no offence was intended to anyone here

>>74344694
/mu/ is just as bad anyway.
this board hates normies so much they don't realize in other aspects of life. they're normies also
everybody is a normie ffs.

>>74344613
How am I a cunt? I never said I wanted them to spew out an entire fucking essay on a song, I know music is for listening, but I like talking about it too.

>Stop thinking about lyrics and themes and shit you psuedo-reviewer cunt autist

Is this the state of nu-/mu/?

>>74344769
>everybody is a normie
im a HKV neet so who's laughing now?

>>74344828
hkv?

>>74344783
>I know music is for listening, but I like talking about it too.
analysis this song for me then genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w25EyFokS4

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>>74344316
this actually fucking triggers me

>>74344847
hugless kissless virgin
its a phrase people use on r9k a lot

>>74344847
handholdless kissless virgin

>>74344902
go to church ppl give hugs their every sunday

>"I like the beat"
>not actually referring to the beat

>"wow, how can you like this noise?"
>it's fucking prog rock

>pretending to like jazz

Any of these gets me really mad.

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>>74342688
theres this one popular girl at my old high school who has that exact phrase as their fucking Instagram bio. makes me wanna slap a btich

>>74344863
Nah fuck you

I'm done with this thread

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>>74343234
why are you booing them? they're right

>>74344613
Why does listening to music for fun not count as being into music? Can somebody seriously explain this to me? What is the reason for listening to music supposed to be?

>>74342737
gr8 b8

>>74344954
t.basic bitch

>>74342667
>high school teacher asks if anyone wants to volunteer to play music on the speakers while we do work
>not ballsy enough to recc captain beef heart or something so I go with modest mouse
>interstate 8 plays
>people are saying shit like "haha this is pretty weird

>>>>modest mouse being too weird for my Alabama public school class

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>>74342667
>I like jazz
>What jazz musicians and or composers do you like?
>Uh you know, just various

Every fucking time.

>>74345034
there's a bar near where i live that has a jukebox, every now and then i'll pop in 20p and put on a merzbow track just to see everyone's reaction

>>74345034
modest mouse is weird tho.

>>74344183
(almost) everyone agrees water is wet, not everyone necessarily likes the beat. Do you just not talk about music because you assume everyone agrees with you?
Even if you both agree you can still talk about it.

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>>74343144

>>74344999
I still would like this question answered, preferably by OP

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>>74345102
Check these trips

>>74345048
>Miles Davis, Kamasi washington, the list goes on

>>74344414
oh man I don't know if I could handle this

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>>74345129
Suck my dick I won't answer shit

I wish it wasn't too late to delete this thread.

>>74342667
>using screamo and metal interchangeably
I don't even listen to metal but this one gets me.

>>74345025
Ooooh got eem

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>>74344414
>they don't actually like queen and only pretend to for cool points

>>74342770
That's why I stick to just asking Google questions.

>>74344613
>Some people just aren't into music and consume it only for fun.
I'm sure we can all see how well that has served music over the years.

>>74343733
>>"This is too loud. Don't you have something more mellow?"

What's wrong with that? Sometimes people are in the mood for something mellow.

>>74344999
Because being 'into' something is relative.

>>74342667
"I don't like songs that have random noises"

>>74344999
>Why does listening to music for fun not count as being into music? Can somebody seriously explain this to me?
I'm sure you're familiar with BEST CLASSICAL MUSIC FOR STUDYING || BACH, MOZART 10 HOURS and similar compilations on YouTube. Wouldn't you agree that it would be a slight disservice to composers who've dedicated their lives to music, while also being virtuosos in some cases to treat their works as pleasant background noise just meandering in the background while you freely zone out and talk over it?

>>74342902
Nice strawman. Funny one at that, too.

>>74345849
Too be fair, I absolutely hate it when songs add gimmicky effects to make it more "unique". Idk why /mu/ eats that shit up

>>74345829
I don't think it's a disservice at all. I couldn't give a flying fuck about some pedantic classical bullshit

>>74345034
>not putting on Bleach era Nirvana

It's like you don't even want to shock normies who pretend to like an artist

>>74345900
>I don't think it's a disservice at all. I couldn't give a flying fuck about some pedantic classical bullshit
Thanks for confirming you're not actually serious or worth replying to. At least I know not to waste more time.

>>74345894
What counts as gimmicky?

>>74345341
This.
Irritates me to know end when people refer to any music with harsh vocals as screamo
Even worse was when some girl in high school told me her favorite death metal band was Hawthorne Heights

>>74344262
underrated

>>74345946
Why does the fact that someone devoted thousands of hours of time into honing their craft matter? Why should I appreciate that anymore than something cooked up in Ableton in 30 seconds?

>>74343234
so which one would win the bear of the gorilla?

>>74345948
grimes adding her first year guitar playing to a song.

>>74345970
Like, yeah, Mozart may have composed using optimally parsimonious voice leading and unprecedented degrees of virtuosity and spectacle unseen in the early classical era but the shit sounds fucking boring!!!

>>74345995
because we're human.

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>>74342737

>>74345993
Why does technical skill matter? Are you saying that you would have rather heard some session musician playing the IV-vi-V chord progressions?

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Plays Beethoven,Symphony 9

>"Oh my God anon,this is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring"

>>74346005
Lmfao dog, i concede, gonna go listen to some algorithmic techno

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>>74342667
>I'm not black, I'm OJ

>>74345948
I feel like it's gimmicky when it adds nothing to the song. I feel like some effects are just there to add some "uniqueness" to the song when in reality it just distracts from the rest of the music

>>74346024
>Why does technical skill matter?
it does and doesn't. but when an added element doesn't improve the song its not needed.

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>Friend puts on song while we're drinking
>Skips it after 1 minute
>Ask him why the fuck he did that
>"Why not? No one listens to full songs, Anon..."

>>74346173
this so much
my friend wanted to check out a new song someone had told him about so he skipped to half way through the first verse, listened to about 10 seconds of it then decided it was trash and switched it off

>>74345048
This is the thing that really annoys me because people always pretend to love Jazz/Classical because somehow it gained the status of "smart music". Hate it.

>>74346052
I thought everyone liked that one, if only the second movement at least.

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>>74346173
this really does happen. Whenever i'm in the car with friends and they are using the aux cord, they constantly switch songs before it's even done, or they listen to the chorus once and switch songs. just contently fucking doing it. it's bad enough most people don't even listen to the full album or check it out first.

>>74344262
PENITENTIARY CHANCES THE DEVIL DANCES