>I like my sugar with coffee and cream. What did they mean

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Say you're ordering a coffee. "Medium with two cream, two sugar." The majority of that is coffee while two cups of cream and 2tsp of sugar are added. Now imagine a medium cup of sugar with some coffee and cream sprinkled in there.

This is what the Beastie Boys meant by that.

>>74331890
akin to yet distinct from the famed "dad joke", what we have here is an example of a common "mom joke".
The same type of mother who would "take away [her son's] best porno mag" might also remark, upon seeing the juvenile amount of sugar added to her son's coffee, "oh i see you like your sugar with some coffee in it ;) ;)"
the father will then remark, "he's always been such a sweet boy"

>>74331909
TOO SWEET TO BE SOUR
TO SWEET TO BE MEAN

try it at home fill a cup about 3/4ths of the way with with sugar then put the sugar in a pan mix equal parts sugar and water and cook until clear and thin, you now have liquid sugar or simple syrup. take your cup fill it 3/4ths of the way with simple syrup then make a very small amount of coffee and put it in then proceed to add creamer, stir, and drink (warning it wont taste very good but it is drinkable)