Nu-male general (feat. /metal/)
>>74298607
only death is real
>>74309209
reminder that you are now HIS GUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST
t. nu-male
DURNURN DURNURN DURN DERNERDUDUN
DURNURN DURNURN DURN DERNERDUDUN
DADADURRRN
DURNURN DURNURN DURN DERNERDUDUN
DADADURRRN
DURRN DADADUNDUN
DURRN DUNDUNDUNDUNneeeeooww
DURRN DADADUNDUN
DURRN DUNDUNDUNDUNeeeeooww
DURDURDUR
DURRN DADADUNDUN
DURRN DADADUNDUN DURNURNeeeeoow
DURRN DADADUNDUN
DURNURN DURNURN DURN DERNERDUDUN
DURNURN DURNURN DURN DERNERDUDUN
>>74309209
What band is the cuckest?
>>74309270
Your favorite band
what did they mean by this?
>>74309266
COOOOOLLLD
PIIIZZZAAAAAA
>>74309270
Machine Head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBKzWg4WYo
>>74309300
giv $ and pusy
>>74309374
ebin
>>74309374
BLACKIES BTFO
>>74309374
>>74309374
Finlan greatest country
>yfw Åkermeme and Swanö were trve males all along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_5H7HkyZ4w
>game has a werewolf section
>BARK AT THE MOOOON
>YEEAAAAHHHHAHAHHHH
>vidya ever
Top 10 metal singers:
1- Graham Bonnet
2- Glenn Hughes
3- Michael Kiske
4- Joe Lynn Turner
5- Andre Matos
6- Michael Sweet
7- Bruce Dickinson
8- Joey Tempest
9- Klaus Meine
10- Dio
>>74309300
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXIIIIIIT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
THE FIREBALL WOULD DIIIIIIM THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>>74309592
>>74309599
bonnet hivemind
>>74309592
>Bonnet
>Hughes
>Turner
>Sweet
>metal
>album is described as "speed metal"
>is either thrash metal, power metal or is plain heavy metal with 1 or 2 faster songs
Do pure speed metal albums really exist? Closer I've get is Agent Steel and Venom but it's not enough
>>74309629
*kills you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYdVhGlfzTY
>>74309209
I think you're confusing nu males with nerds
>>74309638
About as trve as speed gets
>>74309240
but our eyes aren't real
>>74309499
>doubting Dan "The Man" Swanö
>>74309592
how much jap pussy to you think graham slew?
>>74309638
Try ADX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xEeKSn_3Ok
>>74309699
Is Swanö a nu-male and a trve male at the same time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNVyrfRya_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQWObXrNxz4
what's the best nu-male metal
>>74309592
11- Eric Adams
12- Ian Gillan
13- Jon Bon Jovi
14- Fabio Lione
15- Rob Halford (also called Gay Faggot)
16- Tobias Sammet
17- Hansi KĂĽrsch
18- Sebastian Bach
19- David Coverdale
20- Joe Elliott
finally a thread for me
this glam meme is getting out of hand
>>74309846
don't be fooled, all /metal/ threads are also /nu-male/, it just goes without saying
>>74309850
>meme
>>74309699
>those guest harsh vovals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m94FDVwW_w
What are some good bands with vocals similar to Kelly Shaefer.
>>74309948
>album is called dead reckoning
>vocalist fucking dies
>>74309247
>download this
>actually bretty gud
Nice
>>74310046
Damn...
metal with horn sections
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJEJ65iRA8s
>>74310061
nu-male
C O N F I R M E D
>>74309374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvE2aEMGclM
>>74310121
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS... YOU ARE AFRAID OF YOURSELF, OF MANOWAR!
>>74310121
>:55
god fucking damn
>>74310121
they're retiring this year along with whitesnake
>>74310283
they promised us 1 last world tour and an album
if they dont come close to me i'm gonna be absolutely pissed
>>74310283
good riddance
I feel I should like more given the bands it's usually paired with, but it's often just too slow. Any other records of their that are more intense?
>>74310376
t. neu mannlich
>>74310385
get better taste lad
or accept that you just dont like it, and thats okay, because you dont need to be part of the /meal/ hivemind
>>74310196
my fave
i quote him daily
This kills the glam fag
>>74310456
but there's a glam revival happening but no grunge revival not with all those grunge stars dying recently.
so bets on when Eddie vedder is gonna snuff it?
>>74310422
I just feel it's not fast and nice and I'm asking if any of their other stuff would be more up my alley.
>>74309638
I'm a noob but this is "speed" as far as I'm concerned https://youtu.be/ARWNe12jSwo
>>74310456
>Who would win?
>Alpha chads from L.A. dressing up like women who can play neoclassical shedding solos and have eight octave vocal range?
>or smelly hippies from Seattle living in their mom's basement listening to Beatles records all day and playing power chords?
What do I have to do to get Björn "Speed" Strid featured on my song?
>>74310511
not really, though you could give One Foot in Hell a shot, but their discography is pretty homogeneous in terms of style, King of The Dead is definitely their best amterial
>>74310498
nigga they're straight up visual kei
>>74310538
Ask him on Facebook
Not even memeing
Alice in Chains and Soundgarden are more metal than Motley CrĂĽe and Twisted Sister
is this meme getting to me If I' mconsidering shaving my beard or getting contacts
>>74310579
Depends
Do you look like Gordon Freeman or Adam Savage?
>>74310615
I'm not white so no
But I am starting to fear that if I were white I'd look like one of the people in that autistically large compilation pic
>>74310550
Glam < visual Kei the line between them is very thin.
When did you realize that power/thrash was less than nu-male than speed?
>>74309638
>>74310498
nobody actually cares about grunge. it's just an embarrassment (but not really, considering they're both industry genres) that glam is dead as shit while all the other relevant, actual metal genres have revival after revival and label after label keeping those scenes alive
>>74310628
If you're a poo in loo, grow a beard anyway and look like a Sikh warrior
If you're Hispanic, grow a rapist moustache and look like Fernando
If you're black, grow a handlebar and an afro
>>74310648
Nu-males can't handle the Batio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz3JhKXJDTM
>>74310498
Glam revival was mostly in the context of emo/scene, and it was shit. Salem's Lott is a pile of trash which should be ironic but it's not. And Black Veil Bride is literally MySpace-core.
Grunge came from a relatively small Seattle scene. It was only a part of commerically successful wave of alt-rock which never really died. Look at Dave Grohl for example
>>74310723
I can only enjoy it ironically
>>74309592
in no order:
Denis "Snake" BĂ©langer
Tony Dolan
Michael Kiske
Eddie Marcolin
Kim Bendix Petersen
Sakevi Yokoyama
Ian Fraser Kilmister
Steve Grimmett
Tomas Börje Forsberg
Masaki Tachi
>>74309240
That's why I respect Burzum. He's trve brutal death black metal.
Who is the Jake Paul of metal?
>>74310835
>Eddie Marcolin
>Kim Bendix Petersen
>Ian Fraser Kilmister
>Tomas Börje Forsberg
>>74310884
Jari
>>74310884
figuratively who
>>74310633
power/thrash IS speed
>>74310884
Jari
>>74310888
i am serious friend
>>74311046
Why listen Denis BĂ©langer's stage name, but not the others?
Why am I responding to subtle bait?
Why are we still here...
>>74310511
If you want that sound but faster try Savatage, Satan, Slaughter and Visigoth
>>74311091
i copied his name because i forgot how to spell it, the rest was an intended small nudge howevers still serious
>>74309592
Paul Speckmann
Karl Willets
Craig Pillard
Snake
Lemmy
Jimmy Parham
Matti Kärki
Sakevi
the dude from 324
the dude from Conqueror/Revenge
just my favorites I know like 3 aren't THAT good
God tier ballads time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgaUxFC1qcM
When did /metal/ become /hardrock/?
>>74311357
arond the same time some of us started shitposting glam.
Bot metal and hardrock are bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jQnZu2FJDM
>>74311357
metal is hard rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4fDCwDiWJQ
>>74311357
shitposters
self-contained quarantine
etc
>>74311396
>vandenberg
nice taste bro
>>74311455
i love the drumming on that track.
We /hardrock/ now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22Gihuy-z4I
>>74311560
>not a single album with clean vocals
wew
>>74310536
>Alpha chads
>dressing up like women
pick one
>>74311560
nu-male albums
*converts your band into Foreigner 2.0*
nothing personnel kid
>>74311560
nu-malehead metal you mean
only death is real
cleans>growls
>glam shit
*blocks your path*
>>74311744
*kills you again and again*
>>74311744
*uses shotgun*
Time to praise our lord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EphLecaHIY
>>74311560
You seem like someone who would unironically like Arghoslent... you should check em out.
I rediscovered pissgrave and I've been really digging it this time around. What other similar DM should I check out?
>>74311840
hhhhmmmm they look familar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZXyqy7-GdI
>>74311875
you've always unironically been a low tier trip even in comparison to fifh and dmsharetwink
>>74311775
>>74311792
>killed by someone who killed themself
pretty sure grunge suicide rate is higher than black metal rate
Andi is /ourguy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW0QSnMwfWs
>>74312222
>quads
Jesus Christ, looking at all the hair metal bands, they all look like an american version of kpop.
>>74311942
>talking shit about DMSG
>death/black labels
nwn, ibp, ddr, hhr
>glam labels
???
>>74312275
they're 80s scenecore
Edguy will lead the ultimate glam revival
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3CMlvrkN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1zAkGE5HE
>>74312288
>it's been over a year since his epic meltdown
>>74312324
>ywn have a nuclear meltdown so assblasted that even somalia's sensors pick it up
>>74312288
wasn't he into anime boys and bad taste in metal?
>>74312397
>meltdown so assblasted that even somalia's sensors pick it up
Kek
>>74312407
for a short while, he unironically carried death metal on /mu/ ( https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/search/subject/death%20metal%20sharethread/ ) but yeah he was ultimately a metal-poptimist that opened up shit like djentposting
>ask dmshareguy for some gay as fuck proge
>recs Keldian
He was an alright lad
>/nu-metal/ likes Liberace wannabes
can't make this shit up
>>74312480
>opened up shit like djentposting
I thought that was djentshareguy
>>74312222
quads of truth
Time of the Oath is unironically best Helloween album btw.
>>74312546
i have his hairstyle, so he is /myguy/
>>74312642
Agree, time of the oath is fucking great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmP4iTGY97Y
Time to post power metal songs with anime videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HAuXWVLyW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQghSEl0hHQ
newshit here, whos dmshareguy and what happened to him
>>74312870
don't worry about it, if you've been posting for less than 2 months all you have to do is be a glamshit like the rest of newposters
>>74312870
infamous tripfag who had decent taste in extremecuck metal, but was an urionic shota lover, ecoterrorist and hardcore Berniebro
>>74312956
>>74312870
he lost his mind when /pol/ took over the general
A video made by coverkillnation compared the presidential candidates to genres of metal and the whole general took a 50 foot nose dive into the shallow end of the shitpost pool
He finally snapped when he said he would take pleasure in killing fascists
>>74312956
How can one man hold 3 contradicting extreme views at once
>>74313028
How can one man listen to Blood Stain Child and Morbid Angel, then consider them on equal footing?
That's dmshareguy for you
>>74313028
people are more than the sum of their ideologies, not limited to just dmsharetwink
why is most osdm forgettable
>>74313120
Because dude blast beats lmao
trve-tier:
trad
speed
first wave bm
good-tier:
osdm
black metal
black/thrash
uspm
decent tier:
thrash
power
war
folk
shit-tier
brutal death
nu-metal
grindcore
glam
nu-male-tier
sludge
stoner
doom
atmoblack
blackgaze
progressive
>>74313162
>power, glam and thrash that low
what do /nu-males/ and /metal/ think about industrial metal?
inb4 Fear Factory memery
>>74313120
this says more about you than the music
>>74313193
i don't know too much about industrial, all i know is rammstein and marilyn manson, and both are shit
>>74313120
because you suffer from nu-male brain deficiency
>>74313120
because the whole genre sound the same
>>74310536
>neoclassical shedding solos
but seriously, the only people who find that impressive anymore are people who suck at or never picked up a guitar
I SURRENDER, I SURRENDER
I'M GIVING UP THE ROLE OF PRETENDER
OH BE TENDER, GIRL BE TENDER
CAN'T YOU FEEL THE LOVE THAT I SEND HER
I SURRENDER
>accidentally deleted tag data of 12,000 albums and closed application
metal for this feel?
LOOK INSIDE OF YOURSELF
>>74313363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrK_p2IT6yE
>>74313363
you wouldn't have ever listened to 11000 of them again anyway, so who cares?
>>74313397
but muh autism
>>74312574
not that guy but i always thought they were the same desu
>>74313363
I'd also like to say I had perfectly tagged hundreds of splits
Why isn't Immortal as celebrated as other black metal bands. This album is literally god tier.
No wait
Immortal Tier
I miss DMshare desu
Whatever happened to that Orthodox Satanist Black Metal Brownskin guy?
>>74313453
They are
>>74313453
Immortal is literally one of if not the most popular BM band of all fucking time next to Burzum
>>74313453
wtf are you saying? immortal is overrated as fuck
>>74313497
>>74313500
>>74313532
All I see is everyone talk about Mayhem or Burzum or Watain
Feels like Immortal was big a while back around the mid to late 2000's but just fell off.
Holy shit, John Norum solo career is amazing
>featuring Göran Edman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQhPm45olpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhV7DEmLgMY
>>74313679
>featuring Göran Edman
>>74310498
>implying post-grunge wasn't a thing
>implying there's a legit glam revival scene
YOUR HOLY WAR IS A TRAGEDY
https://youtu.be/1k6ostxtkLo
my father rec me good bands, he is trve as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpxsMyoXUZQ
there is literally not a single good band in this whole thread, jesus fucking christ
>>74314311
You must be nu
>>74314311
*holocausts you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIQosjGs3VA
nothing personal nu-man
I miss Jake E Lee's heavy riffs like on Ultimate Sin: https://youtu.be/O_ypaOIVmaA
Meal like this?
>>74309270
Stray from the Path
UK > Germany > USA > Sweden > Norway > Japan > Finland > Greece > France > Poland > Canada >>>>>>> Brazil > Denmark > Australia > Every other shit country
>>74314889
Boston > Europe > Kansas > Asia > Japan >>>> Chicago
https://youtu.be/WqlXBN5Tc7g I love slower AiC
>>74314963
I forgot Berlin. Berlin is in its own top gun tier
>>74313052
you're right BSC are leagues better
Is it just me, or is Paracletus not actually all that dissonant, and actually has most parts of most tracks stay in key? It's just more conventional minor key black metal stuff unlike what the band does with Fas or Kenose which are actually dissonant.
>>74312321
This is objectively correct.
>>74312321
they've been at it for 20 years, when's this 'revival' they're 'leading' gonna happen?
>>74309240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaxTjogp0E
Blessing this thread with the glory of hunky-hogan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk
Keydragon is shit and if you like them please do the rest of the world a favor and hang yourself.
FUCK GLAM!
FUCK HARD ROCK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LovUYBddko
STREET METAL! BITCH!
>>74309592
Roy Khan
Khan, Roy
Roy Khan
Khan, Roy
Roy Khan
Khan, Roy
Roy Khan
Khan, Roy
Roy Khan
Khan, Roy
>>74310884
attila
>>74313453
God this album cover is basically a BM version of a glam photo shoot
>>74315721
That guy is the embodiment of shitty 2000s fashion style.
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
>>74310283
>Whitesnake
>metal
>>74314889
topkek
>>74315879
I think it's supposed to be. A lot of Immortal's image seems to be tongue-in-cheek mocking of the black metal aesthetic, especially the Call of the Wintermoon music video.
My desu senpais, even though I don't generally like the band, this track's honestly pretty good tbqhwyfam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaFRe45wy94
>>74314889
>UK at the front
nice b8
>>74313026
post the video if you have it
>>74317085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84cInzx4SZI
>>74313026
post the video if you have it
>>74317095
I'm already triggered by the thumbnail
>>74317095
He's kinda right desu
>>74317095
>wants to build a wall between Mexico and America because that's a good idea
what did he mean by this
>>74317331
he sounded sarcastic as fuck
I was pretty confident in my taste before I opened this thread but now I don't like what I already liked and now I don't know what to like. Fuck.
>>74317498
>being this much of a weak-willed cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8eBAOmhh5k I've been listening to this song everyday on my way to work for about 2 years now and I need you guys to tell me that it's shit so I can move onto something else already.
whats /alpha-male/ blasting?
>>74313679
yes it is
What is the Enter the 36 Chambers of metal?
>shit band name
>shit title
>shit cover art
>10/10 music
death metal with violins and keyboards can work, huh?
thanks to whoever made the death metal chart, it's really good. found a lot of great albums
>>74317697
Symbolic
Why doesn't metal have good music videos?
>>74310628
Do you have the compilation pic? I want it
>>74318600
What is the Liturgy of metal?
>>74318532
>implying
https://youtu.be/EBYdXEWUOSw
>>74318700
Liturgy
>>74318708
Boy, that's awkward having to watch your bandmate's whore wife slut her way around a chair for your band's music video
>>74318795
I think she's a role model though
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
https://youtu.be/pGYMfUzoer8
https://youtu.be/pGYMfUzoer8
https://youtu.be/pGYMfUzoer8
>>74318815
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>74318309
Name?
>>74318931
phlebotomized
>>74318941
Thanks
>be Japanese
>form a band called Doom
>don't actually play doom metal
>play some unclassifiable clusterfuck instead
>>74318819
HE
IS
THE
PAINKIRRA
BREAKING THE RAW
BREAKING THE RAW
BREAKING THE RAW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQhGviF42rQ
>>74319063
YOU JUST KNOW
This shit is good
https://risingbeast.bandcamp.com/album/the-shores-of-space
>>74319556
>categories: atmospheric black metal death metal metal raw black metal black metal deathgaze noise psychedelic black metal shoegaze shoegaze black metal thrash Los Angeles
what a fucking mess I'm not listening to that
>>74319635
most of the tags people put in there are retarded and never fit albums they're meant for, but if you're into atmoshit with a mix of funeral doom, give it a go.
>>74318700
Liturgy A.D.
New Cytotoxin is out, lads, i'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EogmkUtiAFQ
Not as memorable as their last album but shit is looking pretty solid, amigos.
>>74319063
As far as my love for babymetal goes, this made me cringe so hard, the other side of the atlantic must have heard me.
>>74320584
Mediocre
>>74318309
post chart again pls
>>74319047
I like the first track on this but the rest of the album isn't very memorable.
https://youtu.be/vGAHt7lhw5U holy shit this is GOAT trad doom