roast your favorite album ITT >shitty nu-metal riff played

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>muh politics
>muh Jamaica

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>white rappers

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Lol we needed money

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>Teen Idol
>His father was better
>Too melodramatic lyrics

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this is literally guitar center-tier pentatonic scale dadrock wankery

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Just

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>the government's corrupt

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>the government's corrupt

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>the government's corrupt

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>>74298480

This is 50 minutes of some faggot with gay-ass hair masturbating over his band-mate. It sounds like the ambient sounds of a fucking Dyson vacuum mixed with the vocals of a cat being raped.

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>literally just stealing other people's music

>>74298708
>snare x4
>FWSHSHS

>>74298725
i know this is a joke thread but can you please delete this

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>some mexicans play shitty violins

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careful, if you get any more pretentious and synth-wanky we might have to invent a new genre for you

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>blah blah blah
>everything you like is BAD
>just kidding do what you want
>but seriously

>>74298543
a modern day warrior
mean, mean stride
today's Tom Sawyer
Mean mean pride

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Literally just 'so random!' the album.

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If you thought an hour of whining was bad, get ready to experience an hour and forty minutes of whining!

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NIGGA I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TRAIN CRASHES!!

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>edgy ass lyrics
>gay ass emo cocksucker vocalist
> guitar tone sounds like ass
>dude comflicted about god lmao

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RAAAAH I'M SO ANGRY
>plays nu-metal riff at 200bpm
FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT CUNT FUCK
>a million samples play at once, muddying the mix
FUCK YEAH I'M AWESOME, I HATE MYSELF, FUCK THE WORLD RRAAAAHHHH
>mid-tempo chugging with white noise in the background

>>74298797
delete yourself first :^)

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OOGA BOOGA *WIND BLOWS*

Do you guys just not like music?

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>Wait wait, we was just kidding with all that noise stuff, heres some guitars and drums. Please dont leave us.

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>I wonder which of ther mothers' basements they recorded in.
>Does the vocalist have some kind of laryngitis that only kicks in when he tries harsh vox?
>Haha he just started randomly yelling something about ravens wtf.
>Oh wow it's a neofolk synth instrumental, this doesn't kill the album's momentum at all.

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i can't, it's too good
i guess maybe
>muh warhammer
but it's just too good, warhammer just makes it better

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>3 minute frog solo

>>74301082
>being this retarded

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>>74301253
I get the point of the thread, but people are finding way too many flaws in what are supposed to be their favourite albums.

>>74301337
That means they listen to it alot you faggit!!

>>74301337
It's called being objective (and exaggerating)

>>74301337
lol no

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>blast beats at 200 mph
>RUH RUH RUH RUH RUH

>>74301337
you can never truly love something until you can openly recognise it's not perfect
also get taste

>>74298725
it's true, though

>>74301423
recognizing something is not perfect is not the same as calling aspects of it complete shit, which some people are doing

>>74301049
kek

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Literally repetitive James Bond music

>>74301049
Does this count as cultural appropriation?

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*holds up spork*

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It's just three songs divided in 13 parts

>>74301082
>Do you guys just not like music?
That's all I get from this board in general.

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Its all just noises

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[autistic screeching about tfw no gf]

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The movie was fucking terrible

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>singer sounds like he has no testicles
>every song sounds the same
>gay music for homosexual faggots

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The old man shuffles onstage to an audience of bored teenagers, still wearing his house slippers. "Boo, I'm scary," he says, waving his hands around theatrically.

"Tough crowd, eh?" The kids in the front start to play games on their phones. "Fine then, I'll really shock you then. God's a phoney! I don't believe in him!" He interrupts himself with a cough. "The Easter Bunny, neither! Ha!"

The crowd is starting to look bored and uncomfortable. Nobody's paying attention anymore. He backs up onto the tall stool. "What? Heh, not good enough for you, am I? Well my set's an hour long and by God...I mean...eh, nevermind...I'm going to play the whole damn hour, just see if I don't!"

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ooga booga bing bong

>>74303427
>eeeeya mama feeeba seee
>ah wah wah bum ba dum da dum goree
>amami Heaven or Las Vegas
What did she mean by this?

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this would be the perfect album is it weren't for the last two forgettable songs.

>>74298595
If you get any hate you deserve it. You do it to yourself.

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>vocalist is an emo faggot who is incapable of singing
>guitars are just second rate fripps
>everyone on the cover looks like a huge nerd
>drummer probably wore his sister's panties over his head when recording

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Overstretched out pretentious orchestral instrumental rock

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it's really gay

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>elevator music

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>>74298599
>>74298646
>>74298680

>>74303837
10/10

>>74301446
every album has aspects of it that are complete shit.

>>74301446
so does every piece of art lol.

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>trap

>>74298545
i wish I could say you're wrong

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>slap bass
>wanna be hendrix-esque acid rock guitar
>nonsense hillbilly music from the bay area
>loldrugs
>90s

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>trailer park slipknot

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>Angry mid life crisis man cries for attention over loud guitars

>>74304199
This is your favorite album?

>>74304413
If you actually listen to it, you'll realize that Migos actually put effort in, unlike their prior discography.

The production is as good as OG trap can get and all three rappers have a nice flow.

The only bad things are the track Dreadz and the repetitive lyric topics. Other than that, it's a great album. At least a 7.

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>Djent breakdowns and melodic bridges
>Muh religion

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>too short
>'Psychopath' got shitty riff
>overly dramatic vocals

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>literally nothing happens for six hours straight

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Anne Frank Anne Frank Anne Frank Anne Frank Anne Frank Anne Frank Anne Frank Anne Frank Anne Frank Anne Frank Anne Frank Anne Frank

>>74298856
>it isn't The Mars Volta

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> playing same riff over and over to stretch songs cause longer = proggier
> emo lyrics about hating people and life

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>the government's corrupt

>>74305229
>discount steve wilson album

>>74298599
>>74298646
>>74298680
well, it is

>>74304912
dude i'm so sick in the head! did you just read my lyrics? lol i'm such a nasty wacko, this might be about incest tee hee hee

>>74301505
>ed edd and eddy

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>>74298480
haha dude buddha and nature

>>74303439
Made me smile

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Cocteau Twins are gods

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>every fucking songs ends fading out for the sake of dream pop
>all the instruments sound the same throughout the album except on muh acoustic and dude space lamo song

is souvlaki prog music

>>74299169
>>74301097
>>74301422
>>74303427
underrated

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>muh fade outs

>>74298725
I mean just look at the cover, you think those two are gonna pay for any of that?

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Jeru was a kangzposter before kangzposting existed.

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>Drums and Guitars sound like they were recorded in a washing machine
>Typical emo lyrics and vocals about how much life fucking sucks, "I am death," etc.
>"""""""Shoegaze"""""""
>ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS

>>74306122
I'm pretty sure these drums were never actually recorded.

>>74304587
>reddit formatting
>liking migos
you have to go back

>>74304587
>Favorite Album
>At least a 7
okay man

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>Fuck Whitey
>Fuck Whitey
>I like me tho
>Fuck Whitey

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>sounded like it was recorded on an xbox mic
>muh pretentious lyrics that make no sense

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>DUDE, DEPRESSION LMAO
>Sucks off Noel Gallagher
>Wayyy too long
>Every song ends with Ashcroft repeating the same line over

>>74298543
>Only famous for a cover

>>74298480
>metal zone distortion-tier guitar tone
You don't play guitar, do you? If you do, you've never cranked a tube amp with fuzz in front, have you?

>>74306502
>fuzz
he was right with the metal zone distortion tier guitar tone

>>74306604
It's not a killer tone or anything, but it sure isn't anything like a metal zone. Fuzz pedals can and often do sound thick and dense anyhow, unlike the mz.

>>74304587
>Favorite album ever is only a 7
WEW

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>dude, world peace lmao
>muh crescendo, let's do it like 5 times in one movement, giving you blue balls
>composition starts fragmenting all over the place, can literally hear the author going deaf and mental in front of your ears

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>>74298543
But if his father was better, how is this you're favourite album?

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emo music for alternative numales who call some noices and vacuming sounds as music

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>tfw to intelligent
>three minutes of murmuring and random noises are totally art

>>74301082
underage get out
you should start studying for the fall anyway

>>74301222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCY0aeUx-Ns
also, nice trips

>>74301337
Ever heard of devils advocate or self deprecating humour senpai?

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Who the fuck thought it was a great idea to put a goat on vocals?

>>74304587
>favorite album is only a 7
>ywn be this patrician

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>muh eyeshadow

>>74298934
Cringed

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>DUDE EDGY LYRICS LMAO
>DUDE DEPECHE MODE SYNTHS LOL
>DUDE DEEP STORY LMAO
>AMBIENT SEGMENT BECAUSE I LOVE DAVID BOWIE, LOOK SO EXPERIMENTAL :(
>DUDE MY PERSONAL AND MOST POPULAR SONG WAS COVERED BY AN OLD HAG AND MADE IT SHITTIER BUT IT STILL GOT POPULAR AND NOW NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY VERSION NOW LMAO

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>hurr durr two hours of squawking over a harp and piano

>>74301097
pretty much sums up modern Residents, I like it better this way

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Stepping on some twigs does not constitute music

Ocean man xD

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The Wall Part 2: Roger Waters Boogaloo

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DUDE WEED LMAO

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>some emo guy making guitar noises

>>74301166

>album art makes no sense to the music whatsoever.

>>74303439
LOL

>>74304367
kek

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SO fucking dramatic, like, shit
>Muh concept album
>Muh mental illness
>Muh author

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>sad bi man with daddy issues

>>74303559
underrated

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>singer wants to be elvis and sing about shitty horror movies
>WHOA OH OH OH OH

>>74298599
>>74298646
>>74298680
nice

>>74301337
cute cat

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>tfw you try to make a better EP than Norberg.