>"okay guys, this is the last song for tonight, i want

>"everybody on this side make some noise"

>>74271518
They always lie

STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

>ad libs on a song lyric or goes offbeat making you look stupid when you shout out the correct lyric

>>74271695
Actually a truly patrician song and band.

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>crowd chanting for encore
>"haha, okay since you've been such a rockin' audience, we'll give you one more song!"

>"thank you, you are the bestaudience"
coming from a band that peaked 20 years ago, playing infront of c crowd in the middle of nowhere in eastern europe

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>introducing the songs with the exact same phrases since the 90s

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>>74271518
>that one guy who goes crazy for real

>>74272239
genuinely lol'd

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>ARE WE FUCKIN NUTS TONIGHT?
>I SAID
>ARE WE FUCKIN
>N
>U
>T
>S
>TONIGHT?
>hehe~

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>>74272301
>"make some noise"
>"that was not loud enough!"

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>>74272343
>mfw Hetfield trying to get the russians to sing seek and destroy in russia 1991

gave Ian Brown a decent solo career.

>ay I need y'all to sing this shit
>artist makes them sing the whole song while he stands there

>band has national flag of the country their currently playing in hung on a speaker

>I WANT YOU GUYS TO FORM A FUCKIN' CIRCLE PIT
>CIRCLE PIT

>>74272455
>that one time jay z and kanye did niggas in paris like ten times in a row and kept interrupting so they could get people to make circles and shit in the crowd

>bandmember does super crazy crowd stunt action
>goes crowdsurfing on a fucking boat

>>74272478
>mosh pit at a hiphop concert

>demanding a wall of death but make it somehow special just by rename it 'wall of ______'

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>>74272455
>ZOMBIE CIRCLE PIT SHOW ME SHOW ME

>bandmember attempts to stage dive but none of the audience members grab him

>front man urges the crowd to start clapping along
>crowd starts clapping out of sync
>throws the band off so they have to start the song again

>middle of concert
>guitar player brings out stool and an acoustic guitar

>>74272513
>what is the florida underground scene

>"we'd like to play a new song now if you dont mind"
>band proceeds to play the worst song of their new album

>your favourite song is on the setlist but the band choose not to play it

It makes me reeee every time

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>>74272605
>mfw thats the moment most of the audience waits for

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>band starts playing your favorite song
>only does the first verse and the chorus then moves on

>>74272622
>'do you want to hear a new song???"
>noone cheers

>>74272673
>go to band concert for first time
>band refuses to play your favorite song because it was their biggest hit and they're sick of playing it

>>74272239
edgy

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>someone throws a drink on stage
>the singer launches into a bitter 15 minute long rant about hecklers while the other band members look around nervously
>singer later goes on social media and complains that they didn't get to play their full set
>blames the venue
>the venue's social media page replies in the comments
>they get more likes than the singer's original post

>CAN YOU FEEL IT
>crowd gets louder

>band releases their worst album to date
>they play it in full at every show
>band releases their best album
>decide not to tour it or only play 1-2 songs from it at each show

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>I... hurt myself today
>HEAD LIKE A HOLE!"
>To see if I still feel, I-
> HEAD LIKE A HOLE!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA_-Y_hH0-g

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>band plays the same songs at every show because it's what the fans want
>complain about getting bored of it in interviews
>go on a tour where the set lists re decided by votes to try and avert this problem
>the fans vote for all the same songs anyway
Metallica By Request was the worst idea in the history of music

Out of a catalogue of about 160 songs, throughout the entire year of 2016 they played 28 of them over the course of about 30 shows

>>74272301
Hello Metallica family :)

>artist comes on stage with jacket only to take it off after one song, performs shirtless

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>>74272581
>>74272598

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>>74272798

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>somebody throws water bottle
>singer catches it
>throws it back and calls the guy a faggot

>"this is our favourite city to play at"

We've all heard that one before

>>74273403
plus he had the flu

>>74272787
Very funny Anon. Very original.

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>singer falls off stage
>makes it seem like on purpose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyXUx2qds1k

>>74273561
>that black bouncer singing along
based

>>74274070
>mentioning he was black
>>>/pol/

>>74273502
>changes the name of a city in the song to whatever city they're performing in

>>74274093
>pointing out that someone mentioned a black man was black and directing them to /pol/
>>>/reddit/

>>74272942
God.
Fuck.
I saw Chris Cornell like a year ago, and this drunk fuckface two seats down kept screaming RUSTY FUCKIN CAGE.
He had already played it.

>>74272692
Marcy Playground was at Fulton Street in Vegas a month or two ago, and the second fuckin thing the singer said was 'no were not gonna play it. We don't play that anymore.'
Wouldn't even say the title of the song.

>>74271518
>Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you hanging upside down with a fucking fork in your ass!

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>>74274191

>>74272652
NOW YOU ALL KNOW
THE BARD'S AND THEIR SONGS

>>74273403
Josh Homme?

>>74274223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--3heVMDGAA

>>74274248
Damn, that was pretty good

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>>74272798
>>74273403
>someone heckles from the back of the crowd
>singer calls heckler to the stage
>literally kicks his head in

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>>74274360
>lead singer beats you up for being there

>wigger kicks security in the head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHdd3T_xvWw

>fan gets raped by singer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS41ost0pM8

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>band sets up a webcam on stage and streams chatroulette on the big screens at a festival

>>74272831
are you referring to of Montreal?

>>74276191
What band did this? that's kind of funny like imagine if you were sitting at home just browsing chat roulette and all of sudden your face is in front of thousands of people lmao

>>74276348
If chatroulette hasn't changed there were probably more dicks than faces on the screen

>>74272343
I hate this shit, it's not a fucking high school pep rally I paid for the ticket now play the damn music.

>>74276348
faith no more