>it's a numale musicians and a female singer/figurehead band episode
Unironically using the word numale
>>74246153
>unironically being a numale
>>74246153
> getting upset that someone used the nu-word
>>74246153
>unironically using le hat meme
>in fucking 2017
>>74246126
>>74246126
john cale is such a cuck
>>74246282
Moe Tucker was the drummer, not the singer/figurehead.
>inb4 someone posts kero kero bonito
>>74246301
what the fuck are you talking about you fucking numale?
>I'm in a band and the singer is a girl
Usually either a band of a few dudes wanting to have sex with the hot untalented marketing vehicle singer. Or the singer is the true talent and the guys are just her backing band and nobody gives a fuck about them.
>>74246165
Fantano is a pol memester, he interviewed sam hyde
>>74246325
nu-males worship him, though
ironic because he does take a pretty clear stance on all the SJW madness
Metal is shit.
Also this thread reeks of sexual insecurity.
You fags probably can't talk to a women without seeing her as a sex objects. Newsflash men and women can have true professional relationships and friendships.
>>74246342
>"I'm a man and I have female friends"
Does she ever tell you about sucking off her boyfriend?
>>74246342
found the numale
>>74246342
tell me, do you listen when Tyrone fucks your girlfriend or do they make you leave the house?
>>74246153
>>74246342
>unironically being a nu-male
get some super male vitality and then come back
>>74246406
How's your gf, anon?
>>74246433
she's good, currently taking a nap while I make nu-males angry on /mu/, how's yours?
>>74246500
I'm waiting for a reply :*(
>>74246126
t. Brandon
>>74246342
Thanks for killing a perfectly fine thread you faggot.
Xiu Xiu
Baths
Perfume Genius
le nu avant- garde teen trilogy
>>74246126
>>74246126
BRANDON
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>>74247842
>>74246707
can someone explain this
>>74246165
Woah, where'd you get that picture of my half-naked body.
>>74246126
Why is lauren so fucking creepy
>>74246282
Just because Lou Reed sang in a gay voice sometimes doesn't mean he was a woman
are there any bands that have women playing the instruments with a man singing
>>74247760
i went to a screaming females show once with like 6 people there and this drunk old dude heckled "nice tits" and poternaster was like "excuse me?!" and then heckler was like "no, not you. him" nodding towards king mike. it was soooooo uncomfortable
>>74248116
Please don't go there. Let's not make /mu/ his personal blog anymore.
>>74248167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liW-kWFiXtQ
>nobody posted KKB yet
sons I am disappoint
>>74246374
Not him but I have a female friend that tells me about sex with her boyfriend.
Any kiwifags here?
>>74248167
Smashing Pumpkins used to have a female bassist
>>74248231
Are you gay or do you hate yourself?
>>74248207
imagine if KKB replaced sarah bonito with the crusher
This might be out there but the biggest band like this is Lady Antebellum. So nu-male they wouldn't want to violate their friendship so they each put their hands in their pockets so they can jack off simultaneously while touching her so its not gay. That's pretty nu-male.
>>74248177
Kek. Baby teeth is pure 10/10s despite the numaleness
>>74246153
t. numale
>be in a band with a girl you are madly in love with
>she won't let you fuck her
>can't kick her out of band because we rely on female vocals and there aren't enough talented women who want to make indie rock and not shitty r&b
>>74248196
>>74248249
i mean like only women on the instruments. a reverse chvrches basically.
>>74248373
Get over it you horny autist
>>74246375
What an unfortunately looking creature...
>>74248400
no clue desu
>>74248373
tarja turunen was kicked from nightwish because the bearded guy in school shooter jacket wanted to smash but she didn't
>>74246126
Do you think they ever did it?
>>74246153
>getting assblasted over a single n-word
>>74246196
>unironically using the "current year" argument
>>>/t/umblr
>>74248534
not a chance
lavren only bangs chads the closest the numales got was licking chad's cum out of her pussy
>>74246374
Other anon here , my friend does tell me about her sex life as well as i do and so do most of my friends , isnt it just normal to share sex experiences?
VINTAGE
>>74246308
>sonic youth
joke's on you, they all took turns with kim
>>74246249
Ann-marie is so hot I want to do her in all the holes
>>74248531
FYT you're incorrect, it was actually guy fawkes on the left
>>74248679
goddamn that's a throwback
quite enjoyed their stuff back in the day, "more adventurous" got me really into them
>>74248881
Want to have sex with this female tbqhwyf
>>74246406
Here's what I don't get though:
If nu-males are so unappealing, how do they manage to get gfs in the first place?
>>74249128
Because they put themselves out there all the time. They're out hanging with women and then hanging out with the female friends of those women and the female friends of those women and so on and so forth.
They interact with tons of different women and eventually, one's interested.
>>74248535
Damn, are these guys known now? I remember seeing the asian guitar player busking in the subway station in Berlin
>>74246249
Does not fit. I can see him being secretly transsexual
>>74249212
>Because they put themselves out there all the time.
>They're out hanging with women
>hanging out with the female friends of those women
wow, all this time I thought I was a nu-male
apparently I'm just a loser
>>74248116
It's nothing but a stupid joke.
>>74248762
These a lot, so shit.
Also, How To Destroy Angels.
>>74248130
With all due respect, that's MY half-naked body
>>74249291
Yeah, they released an album with Bella Union in 2014, and came to the US, played at KEXP etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APZY0jzN-jk
>>74246375
This dude has the body of a teenager and the face of a guy in his thirties. He's as skinny as Christian Bale's character in The Machinist. His wrists are limper than the wrists of the most stereotypical gay man imaginable. This guy >>74248460 is right; he really is unfortunate looking.
>>74248251
I tell her about the sex I have with women so i never thought of it as weird
>>74249705
It's so nice to see /tv/ referring to someone with their preferred pronoun.
>>74246165
Melon is not numale you nigger
>>74249809
Ugh I couldn't do that hell I don't even like talking about sex with dudes but with a woman that just seems 100x more awkward
>>74246406
Pokémon Go-to-the-polls
>>74249128
Do they?
>>74249567
Oh crazy. I thought they sucked back then desu, didn't tell the guy tho
The future is female, just deal with it.
>>74246957
Baths blows but Xiu Xiu and Perfume Genius are amazing, Xiu Xiu especially. Also how can Xiu Xiu be numale, they're too fucked up
>>74249128
Having a gf in 2017 is literally the most gay thing you could possibly do
>>74249705
Actually "he" has the body of a girl and also the face of a girl except with a "beard" on it.
Because you know, "he" is actually a girl.
>>74250279
Lauren plz
>>74250279
t. nu-male
>>74246325
>race mixer
>pol memester
"no"
>>74249128
Anyone can get a low effort gf these days anon. Especially when you go in with the premise that you're worthless and that they're a goddess. Of course that doesn't stop they're relationship from failing the moment their "loved" one begins desiring for an actual man
>>74250706
>Anyone can get a low effort gf these days anon
ha yeah what's that guy thinking
>>74250706
>and that they're a goddess
they are, though.
>>74250745
[spoiler] cheer up anon, just put yourself out there more and keep your spaghetti down to a medium. It works eventually [/spoiler]
>>74250745
Dude seriously...it's so fucking easy. I am ugly as sin and I have a tinder with 500+ matches and I swipe right on like half of them. I don't want most of them because most of them are shallow sluts obsessed with social media trends. I live in a big city though so your mileage may vary.
>>74246153
>projection
>>74250745
https://youtu.be/M8GSf5cYCvE
Here's something to start with
>>74249946
Well how can they be cucks unless they have a gf or a wife to cuck them?
>>74250857
>I am ugly as sin
>I have a tinder with 500+ matches
Pick one faggot.
>>74250472
>nu-male
And proud.
>>74250854
>>74250857
>>74250876
guys I appreciate it but pic related
>>74246126
The Distillers
>>74251016
Stop assuming the role of a victim.
>>74246165
>Getting upset that somebody called out your cringiness
>>74250970
500 is not a lot and I consider myself ugly. I am short, have a long nose, my eyebrows are sparse, weak jawline, forehead wrinkles, scraggly beard, large head, barely any abs, I spend all my time shitposting and smoking weed, I am 19 but people say I look "older". I should not be getting women.
Like I said, I live in a large city and attended uni and had it for a year so it's nothing.
>>74251016
Unless you are fat you can get girls on Tinder bro
>>74251101
don't bother. that's what /r9k/ operates. Blaming everyone and everything for their lack of success in girls. You can't change their minds.
>>74251101
Sorry but I'm just not buying this. Post a picture and let us be the judge. I have a really hard time believing that you can be ugly and get pussy on Tinder.
Incidentally how many girls have you actually banged from your Tinder matches?
>>74251153
when did I blame anyone else besides myself for my shortcomings? I just don't have personality and am below average looking
>>74251173
7
I dont have a recent picture on my PC but I can dig out my phone if you really care. I look worse now.
>>74251223
everything also includes "muh genetics". This is you. Blaming "muh genetics" for lack of pussy. Grow up.
>>74251244
Are you fucking kidding dude
That's a valid reason.
>The Elephant Man can get pussy bro if he just believed
Fuck off. Looks matter. Big league. You're fat and have a 3/10 face? Better make millions or you are dying alone. You can't deny this
>>74251237
Please do. I'm genuinely curious.
>>74251284
>comparing rare diseases vs "below average looking"
You're insane, just like the rest of /r9k/.
>>74251244
Not him, but in some cases that's actually a good reason.
Are you going to tell a kid in a wheelchair that it's his fault if he's not playing in the NBA? That he just needs to "try harder"? Fuck off dude.
>>74250745 (me)
sorry for turning this into pity talk time, i didn't mean to. it was just a harmless little thing
>>74251311
We're not talking about kid in a wheelchair wanting to be in the NBA. Nice try /r9k/.
>>74251330
>>74251309
Ugliness is a disability.
>>74251362
Define ugliness /r9k/.
>>74246307
It would crush me not to see them itt
>>74251451
ugly as sin
>>74251475
That's the point m8
>>74251494
no, it's not the point. /r9k/ thinks he's probably lying because how could he get laid? It's all in the genetics BRO.
>>74251494
that was really fucking ugly though i refuse to believe you get pussy
>>74251528
You fucking virgins just fucking kill yourselves. This is embarissing.
>>74251528
I deliberately chose the shittiest selfie I could find to give you an idea
>>74251560
It doesn't matter though. You're lying, you're all lying. I can't get any pussy because of the JEWS. GENETICS. Please notice me!
Pathetic.
>>74251560
i didn't think you looked that bad
>>74251545
if you saw the non deleted post you would see what i mean. that was a 4/10 with gayface. genetically inferior beta male.
>>74251388
Fat, asymmetrical face, balding
>>74251599
...that still gets tons of pussy. But it's all about genetics, right? Or maybe it's the jews fault?
>>74251592
kek I guess that's a good thing because that honestly was the shittiest picture I could find.
>>74251599
Lol
Define gayface
>>74251634
effeminate low T features
shit facial hair because high estrogen
dick sucking lips
arched eyebrows
low body fat/muscle so resembles a woman
long eyelashes
low T faggot. I deadlift 300 and cant get pussy and break your twig ass in half you probably get those matches on grindr cuck.
>>74251626
>strawman
>look mom I know nothing about /pol/ or /r9k/ and just bash them without reading the material
>>74251674
so fucking mad he gets pussy and you don't. You virgins are really fucking pathetic.
>>74251674
Dude why are you analyzing my appearance in so much detail? Are you gay? You sure are interested in how other men look.
PS I can deadlift 300 too that's really nothing bitchboi
>>74251715
Lack of pussy makes them insane and mental. It happens.
>>74251707
>>74251715
go fuck each other in the locker room low T gayboys
>>74246249
>>74246126
>>74246279
>>74251159
Look at those dudes... The posture, the shit hair. They even created a band trying to please all those blacked girls. You just know that they are fustrated virgins.
>>74251592 (me)
>>74251634
apparently (according to some of these responses) I don't know what is decent looking and what isn't anymore
>>74251284
I mean, a modern day elephant man does.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4252314/Wife-elephant-man-says-disease-doesn-t-scare-her.html
inb4 >dailymail
>>74251159
I'd say Kero Kero Bonito is a bit different. The guys kinda knew what they were getting into. They purposefully sought out a girl to be the face of their group as they were going nowhere together.
>>74246153
>t. numale
>>74248881
YOU JUST KNOW
>>74246342
>t. numale
I WANT TO LE FUGG THE LAVREN
>>74246342
>Women who create life not sex objects you fail biology bro
>>74251159
>808 state
More like shite taste
I love them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQFfm4fS8Yk
>>74246165
>the nu-word
Nu-Metal
Is this a music board?
>>74246249
He's an awesome guitar player though, plays both lead and rhythm at the same time
>>74253996
Can any board escape this societal whining?
>>74254027
Unfortunately not, but at least there could be an effort to not base entire threads on self-pitying behavior.
>>74246153
only wannabe chads use the world nu-male. they wanna be chads so bad they gonna label everything nu-male
>>74246321
The album art says it all.
>>74248102
Fuck I miss the 90s aesthetic.
>>74254027
no things are only going to get more political from here
>>74246126
does she have an extra chromosome?
>>74248102
They are great aren't they? I have yet to listen to a whole album of them.