How could other female artists even compare to Grimes? I'm sure that her next album will prove once and for all who's the new boss.
Anyone here?
>>74234333
Hello
>>74234431
Looks like a normalfag
>>74234393
Hello friendo
>>74234431
She's not. Stay mad choa-spammer.
>>74234431
Of course. Because, unlike Grimes, she's JUST a meme. Enjoy your meme while it lasts.
>>74234464
I'm not your friend
>>74234519
Go back to kpop general faggot
>>74234630
You are doing Gods work. Keep it up.
>>74234333
How are you Anon?
>>74232206
The two or three of you who keep posting grimes threads is getting annoying.
Its making her meme tier like kpop and I'm a grimes fan.
>>74234705
This is never going to stop
>>74234748
This is what they choose to do with people every single day
>>74234705
>The two or three of you who keep posting grimes threads is getting annoying.
There are more than 2-3, that's 100% sure.
>Its making her meme tier like kpop and I'm a grimes fan.
She's already a meme here. Nothing is gained, nothing is lost.
>>74234705
>Its making her meme tier like kpop and I'm a grimes fan.
I'm a Grimes fan too (and NOT the op.) Don't feed trolls (You)s by responding to transparent b8 threads like this one.
>>74235184
>>74235189
This is all i got out of it
How the fuck did i end up in such a painful position
>>74232206
They can't. Grimes is truly superior and the only one of her kind.
>>74232206
that's the fist i would like to die from
Grimes
>>74236106
It's a very old picture now
Mods are /Grimesfags/. Go figure.
What am i doing here
>>74236749
He was spamming her in other threads too actually
Hi
>>74237013
implying grimes fags do not spam her constantly outside of threads.
>>74237090
No i mean the korean girl
>>74237112
At least i think he was referring to that. Really helps to have context based on what actually is happening
>>74237159
You were banned
>>74236035
This
>>74237206
How did she become so popular? I don't remember her being ever posted on /mu/.
>>74236035
Good for her
I was going to say that her next album would be worse than Art Angels but I don't think that that's possible
>>74237577
AA is a masterpiece you god damn ignorant. It's so good that it got a Metascore of 88/100. That's a fucking big score.
>>74237696
For you
>>74237577
She would force everyone to hear her music if she could
>>74237577
Dubs confirm it - Grimes' next album is gonna be EVEN BETTER than Art Angels was.
>>74237948
You should kill yourself
Test
>>74237696
>one review
>>74237948
>EVEN BETTER than Art Angels was.
You could record the sounds of shitting into a microphone and it would be better than Art Angels, so it shouldn't be hard.
begone
i love her
i actually fell in love with a monster
I'm cold
>mods delete choaposts
>grimes spam stays up
Fuck these mods.
>>74238624
they're literally subhuman for enabling this shit for like 2 fucking years
>>74238729
They're not to blame
>>74238624
>>74238729
get over it
grimes is the Queen of /mu/
>"Now we're not gonna talk about Grimes, we're not gonna talk about her at all!"
>"MODS"
>>74238869
/mu/ has no queen
/mu/ needs no queen
>>74236035
look at that tranny bulge
>>74238931
And yet we're forced with one
>>74232206
I feel bad that grimes will never be taken seriously because of her fans
>>74238945
lol someone sounds jealous
>>74239105
I DON'T feel bad that people will never take what's said on 4chan seriously, because why on God's green earth would anybody do that?
>>74239324
But you have
>>74238855
that's right choaposter
I have a question tho
once you win the war
can borkposters stay???
>>74238848
yes they are
they coddle these people instead of banning them because fuck them
>>74238848
they absolutely are
if they wanted grimes gone, she would be gone
but they're grimesfags
<333
>>74240694
I wonder what they're trying to achieve
Hello??
>>74241747
Hi nice to meet you
Grimes are here forever to remind us how untalented and fake are majority of female "artists" in music industry as they are only kept on sex sells principle. That's why I love Claire, she just BTFOs lazy poptimism with hard work and creativity.
>>74241884
She doesn't care
>>74232206
Subjective taste anon, idk
>>74241920
That is good, because if she did she would just try to rehabilitate them by being fucking Marry Sue.
>>74241884
but her latest album is 100% 'lazy poptimism'
>>74242116
as much as pet sounds...
>>74242100
What are you even trying to say
>>74242204
I like to hear myself talk.
>>74241884
this 100%
>>74241884
Women actually really need sex appeal to get anywhere or to feel good about themselves
i hope our grimey is sleeping well
i just can't stop loving her
she's so awesome
>>74238316
>one review
Are you dumb? That's an AVERAGE of over 30 professional reviews.
>>74242116
It's not. AA is pop only on the surface but dig deeper and you'll find a ton of other influences from many other genres. Oh, and the creativity on this album is sky high. AA is a landmark in pop music.
>>74238624
>grimes spam stays up
It's not spam, you idiot. It's discussing an established artist. Meanwhile that Choa poster only spams pictures with her. Also it's funny to complain about Grimesposting in a freaking Grimes thread.
>>74244154
Yeah, he is, another assmad faggot who can't read, pay him no mind.
she's normie trash
>Can't read or write music
>Can't write a 4 part fugue, let alone a 6 part one.
>Doesn't know what the range of a clarinet is
>Doesn't know music theory
>Doesn't know form
>Has never written an opera
>Has never written a string quartet
>Has never written a symphony
>Has never written a piece in sonata form
>>74244393
She's not a classical musician, dip. She doesn't even need to know all that in order to make awesome music.
>Can't read or write music
This is false. She doesn't know how to read or write sheet music (which is just a notation created centuries ago) but she knows how to read and write her music in Ableton Live. That's more intuitive and productive to her.
As for you: fuck off.
>>74244393
>>Can't read or write music
Stop reading right there
>>74244393
>>Has never written a symphony
Ignorant. She wrote Symphonia IX (My Wait Is U)
>>74244886
not an argument
>>74244814
>>74244843
>>74244845
>>74244899
not a rebuttal
>>74244908
troll logic
>>74244908
Because you say so? Lmao! Your "argument" stinks in the first place. Do you actually expect an electronic musician to know all that classical stuff? How deluded are you?
>>74244962
>How could other female artists even compare to Grimes?
>Can't read or write music
>Can't write a 4 part fugue, let alone a 6 part one.
>Doesn't know what the range of a clarinet is
>Doesn't know music theory
>Doesn't know form
>Has never written an opera
>Has never written a string quartet
>Has never written a symphony
>Has never written a piece in sonata form
The answer is easily, she's not musically talented on any technical level.
>>74244976
>How could other female artists even compare to Grimes?
I expect her to know this if the claim is that no one else could compare to her.
>How deluded are you?
refer to picture
>>74244977
Bullshit. Show me another female artist able to do her kind of diverse music.
The technical level doesn't really matter, but the actual work. And her work is fantastic.
sex
Unoriginal artist, steals from african culture.
>>74244995
>I expect her to know this if the claim is that no one else could compare to her.
Your expectations are wrong, pal. You can make great music without knowing all that classical stuff that has been done to death before. Stop being such a smug elitist. She's more like a technician/magician who creates masterpieces in Ableton Live. She plays actual instruments too.
>>74244999
>kind of diverse music
>diverse
reverb soaked poorly produced retro throwback electronic bullshit
My favourite special needs artist.
>>74245054
Did you suffer?
>>74245070
so kawai
>>74245000
you mean trust
i like all the outfits she wears, but her music is bad unfortunately
>>74245103
I've stopped caring
>>74245035
Pleb
>>74245134
thanks for the kind words
>>74245033
>She plays actual instruments too
But the only one that she's kinda good at is keyboard
Thank god grimes dosnt sleep with balck people
am I right grimers?
she's pure and doesn't want inferior semon residue when she finaly brings her progeny into existence
>>74245371
And samplers. Because she's an electronic musician, those feature prominently in her music, so they're the most important.
>>74245701
A sampler is a type of keyboard
>>74245371
Shes god a sucking dick to get an article written about her and postive reviews
so this is the power of females arrrrgh
>>74245754
Samplers are separate devices. They're not the same as the classic keyboards (synths).
>>74245791
>envious sexist pig
>>74245910
>it's not the same as a synth therefore it isn't a keyboard
Mate, it's a bunch of keys attached to a board
>>74245997
When people say keyboard they mean piano like keys. A sampler usually doesn't have that. Stop being so contrarian.
Do a CTRL F "sampler" here and see what you got: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musical_keyboard
>>74245997
BTW...
>A musical keyboard is the set of adjacent depressible levers or keys on a musical instrument. Keyboards typically contain keys for playing the twelve notes of the Western musical scale, with a combination of larger, longer keys and smaller, shorter keys that repeats at the interval of an octave. Depressing a key on the keyboard causes the instrument to produce sounds, either by mechanically striking a string or tine (piano, electric piano, clavichord), plucking a string (harpsichord), causing air to flow through a pipe (organ), striking a bell (carillon), or, on electric and electronic keyboards, completing a circuit (Hammond organ, digital piano, synthesizer). Since the most commonly encountered keyboard instrument is the piano, the keyboard layout is often referred to as the "piano keyboard".
So, a sampler is not considered a keyboard.
>>74245910
calling that a sampler and not specifically the MPC 2000 XL, the pinnacle of classic hip hop making (not functionally, stigmatically)
>>74246059
Actually I wanted to post this sampler. A very important album has been made with this device.
>>74246045
>>74246027
Depends on the sampler, really
"a set of keys on a piano or similar musical instrument."
So those samplers that are laid out like a keyboard are samplers. Depends on what sampler Grimes uses in this case
>>74246045
Nothing in this definition prohibits a sampler from being a keyboard, since it does have adjacent keys and produces sounds when you depress the keys.
>>74246210
>Depends on what sampler Grimes uses in this case
She uses Roland SP-404 SX for the beginning. And it doesn't look like a keyboard. Just because it has a bunch of keys it doesn't mean it's a musical keyboard.
>>74246338
*from the beginning
>>74246338
What part of the definition of a musical keyboard that you gave me here >>74246045 excludes a sampler?
blump
Don't you think it's interesting how Grimes with a mere sampler, a synth, Ableton Live/Garage Band and a bunch of effects units was able to make music that sound more rich and beautiful than most female artists' music? A true synth queen.
>>74246398
How is that any different than any two or three piece band? I could say the same thing about Rush or Sleep, just with different instruments.
>>74246428
Her music sound more rich than most 3 piece bands. And she's only one person. Even Rush would have troubles to have a show after her shows.
>>74246354
Kek
>>74246621
>implying one of the most technically proficient groups of musicians with an incredible run would have difficulty following a mediocre synthpop artist with one of the worst live shows ever
>>74246621
wow
>>74246777
t. numale
So anyway wuy does she have 2 faces? That's not fucking normal at all.
Is it true Grimes makes boys visit her after a show and then pukes in their mouth?
>>74246756
>prog fans listen to instruments not music
(You) are wrong. I doubt they could even surpass the intensity of a banger like Kill V. Maim.
>>74247001
top shet i meant to say WHY
i can't into phonepost
>>74247027
grimes pls
>>74247001
Goddess has many faces. She is both visually and musically diverse.
>>74247013
You're allowed a free kick in the balls, as long as you bought your 'cuck' medallion.
>>74247013
the ol grime grime eh?
Why does mu hate her so much? Sexism or envy?
>>74247071
No i mean she's deformed
Remember when /mu/ collectively decided she makes bad music, and it turned out it was some laughably low number (like 11) people who were spreading the grimes meme? I remember
>>74247234
>Remember when /mu/ collectively decided she makes bad music
Do you mean a small number of autistic plebs, including you? They're not relevant. Grimesposting is here to stay in the long run. If you can't handle that, leave.
>>74247234
Remember when moo suddenly thought she was really disgusting. Fuck shit, how does this happen
>>74247383
a small number of autistic plebs =/= moo
>>74247420
It's just you doing it
>>74247174
Because she's really ugly. Is that really hard to admit?
Do you actually want to look like her?
>>74247507
I'm just really sick of her i want her to walk into traffic
>>74247507
There are plenty of ugly artists and moo don't hate them. Explain that.
BTW she's pretty.
>>74247552
She looks like she already has.
>>74247174
because fucking idiots like you cant refrain from sucking her goblin dick in almost every thread, without any discussion except for "is Grimes the best artist of the decade?/better than x?"
>>74247174
i love her and hope she is happy
>>74249218
She can still pretend
>>74249182
Yeah man. It aint rite man. eat his sanity
>>74234705
Make that 3-4 because I'm going to start making these threads out of spite
>>74249182
is Grimes the best artist of the decade?/better than Bjork?
is Grimes the best artist of the decade?/better than St. Vincent?
is Grimes the best artist of the decade?/better than Annie Clark?
is Grimes the best artist of the decade?/better than Joanna Newsom?
>>74249778
Bjork is fucking shit so maybe
>>74249778
yes/yes
yes/yes
yes/yes
yes/yes
>>74249957
>>74232206
What are you talking about? Bitch makes awful music. But then again so do most female artists..
>>74250166
Stupid opinions. You're an idiot.
>>74250166
fucking misogynistic moron, get out
>>74244977
>not musically talented on any technical level.
C'mon man. I don't think this is totally true about Grimes, and I definitely don't think that this precludes someone from making good music.
Jack White is, in actuality, a mediocre guitarist in terms of technical skill, and yet he has produced quality content. I've met/seen people with incredible technical skill that couldn't write a song to save their life.
>>74253071
who?
Grimes is my life, personified. Grimes is the logical progression on the timeline of history straight from Renaissance to modernity. She is the second coming of Lady Mary herself, prophet from the Gods after Jesus and Mohammad. Her music comes from the heavens, righteous flow of pure, undistilled inspiration.
You look at Grimes and you see EVERYTHING you need to see, experience everything you need to experience, appreciate everything you need to appreciate, when it comes to creativity, arts, style, fashion and music. There haven't been anybody like her, there will NEVER be anybody like her. People will be speaking of her for centuries, because she brought everything needed to capture about pop culture, all the GOOD without any of the bad.
There are MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of young girls all over this huge fucking ass planet right now who are copying her every single move, her mannerisms, anime personality, style, music, her attitude. She guides all the lost lambs with her soothing voice and her synths. Female version of David Bowie has arrived and here to stay. Think about it. She does everything herself - cover art, music production, mastering, video directing, concept design, singing, instruments, and even has enough in her left to produce music for other artists out there. She doesn't even do drugs anymore, thus she's not in a haze or sluggish but has overflowing energy that sets her out to be at her peak productivity.
Fuck Katy Perry or all these minor pretentious "gamer gurl" hipster types like Zooey Dechanel except singing, and fuck the Lauren Southerns or what else people bow down to as their muses. Fuck that shit. Only one you need, only one ANYBODY really needs, is the One and Only truly skilled, able and inspired Artist put to this world to take all the styles and attitudes created by modernity, the achievements in pop, rock and rap, to combine them together to be the Ambassador of Art that all open-minded patricians need.
Behold - Grimesy :3
>>74253337
No. Choa is a nobody.
Choa ftw
>>74232206
i too think grimes is rad but theres tons of other great female artists. marissa paternoster for example fkn slays on vocals and guitar harder than most musicians. queen kwong and alison from the kills are the embodiment of rock and roll, lady lamb I consider to be one of the best song writers of this generation and the list goes on, pj harvey, courtney barnett ect ect. no disrespect to grimes, but definitely no disrespect to the other acts killing it
>Screaming Females
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTrRCXMx4kk
>Queen Kwong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbLHuilG4ec
>Lady Lamb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaWmWTTIF9Y
>The Kills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haEqhj76z3I
>>74251809
>he's misogynistic for insulting one woman
>>>/tumblr/
>>74247022
What Rush albums have you listened to?
>>74247022
Rush are shit
>>74254742
he said
>But then again so do most female artists..
Claire
>>74232206
gib pusy
how long until she an heros?
>>74254866
>he's misogynistic for not liking most female artists' music
Once again
>>>/tumblr/
>>74250656
She looked really beautiful that day
Geidi Primes reigns superior.
no offense but is she trans?
her face has features you'd expect from a boy
>>74254953
I don't know anon. If she wanted to then she would have by now instead of giving herself another day
>>74255016
no u
>>74255081
no u
I love her
She is my life
>>74254953
I don't know when
>>74244393
>>Has never written a piece in sonata form
Stopped reading right there.
Claire Boucher
>>74256261
>spamming
>>74256401
But what have you done?
>>74256536
how is she exactly better? what are her skills?
>>74256536
it's a grimes thread, you idiot
go create another one for your inferior waifu
>>74256536
She's cute
>>74256536
stop
Do you think people have used negative reinforcement on her?
>>74257813
shut up
>>74257855
You didn't want to touch that one
>>74257959
i wouldnt touch grimes with a 12 foot pole
I'm sorry OP, but Laurel Halo is superior in every way
>>74259448
Does she have any catchy songs like Vanessa or Realiti or Genesis?
>>74257971
I really tried
>>74259511
>ban evasion
>>74259528
Career evasion
>>74259516
>judging songs by catchiness
normie spotted
Hello
>>74259528
if kpop fags are seriously gonna do this, I think there is seriously a warrant yo ban kpop in general. no one discusses the music, especially that dumbass choa posting avatar fag who constantly evades the bans
>>74259528
Fuck you
>>74259644
rule 13 you fucking idiot fuck off
>>74259927
no you weren't you stupid gook loving fucking autistic faggot, you said "what does this even mean?" which didnt even mention that disgusting yellow boned nigger that you continuously spam. the definition of avatar fagging. now fuck off, you never even mention her music and your the perfect reason as to why kpop should be banned
>>74232206
No wonder she calls herself "Grimes", because her music is about as filthy as a garbage dump.
based kpop roasting the grimesfags
i hope our grimey is sleeping well
>>74260449
don't worry
>>>74237159
hitting them black keys only again
classic grimes, no understanding of musical theory shows in her limited melodic range
>>74253294
>>74253294
>>74253294
>>74253294
>>74253294
THIS
>>74261824
Imagine having bowling balls for eyes
>>74255058
That's Visions
>>74255073
>he can't spot the difference between women and men
>>74259448
No. Her voice is ugly and she doesn't even have decent songs.
>>74261879
That describes me
>>74261879
>>74261824
>>74262229
Why are you guys mean? If you are a misogynistic pig, you have no business in /grimes/.
>>74260482
Like it, where's the image from?
>>74260232
Fuck off with your plastic doll shit.
>>74262606
what the fuck are you doing in this thread you weeb
>>74262606
grimes belongs in my arms :^)
that gook however belong in kim jong un killing fields
>>74263016
choa pls, you are not even good enough for Kaesong brothel.
>>74263141
>tempted to try listening to Grimes
>also afraid of being an absolute faggot
damn
>>74263167
you already are a massive fag and grimes is off limits for sick people like you
>>74263167
What does the second point have anything to do with music?
>>74246398
>only a synth
>only a sampler
basically you can reproduce all of the sounds in the whole universe and create more, the fuck are you talking about?
>>74232206
Goddamn it here we go again
If you want to do your grimes love thread do it, but don't disparage other artists in your way, fags
>>74264266
Don't tell us what we should do, dip. You're not the /mu/ police.
>>74250656
HAHAHAHHAHA
<3
>>74262556
>if you dislike my waifu you're a misogynist
Claire is my waifu
grims
>>74264417
>You're not the /mu/ police.
says the brown-nosed fag who will report anything that even slightly disparages grimes
>>74262556
>If you are a misogynistic pig, you have no business in /grimes/.
if you're a nazi dolphin fucker you have no business in /grimes/ either. looks like you'd better go
see how fun it is to make completely baseless assumptions about people?
>>74266216
nobody gives a shit.
>>74266304
jesus loves me