You're in the club when this lady walks up and slaps your

>me ever having a girlfriend
>me going to the club
>bjork being in the same club
>bjork deciding to slap my girlfriends ass rather than anyone else's
That has a 1 in 1,000,000,000 chance of ever happening

get cucked

>>74223755
face it, you will never have a chance

ask the dj to bump vengaboys

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The answer, as always, is "Sex the bjårk"

>>74223730
thats her girlfriend now

>>74223730
Slap her ass

I would nut instantly and then nut again after they both laugh at me for being so pathetic

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>>74223730
I don't have a gf unfortunately.
>2d waifus don't count.

>>74224829
nice

Slap her ass

>>74223730
Call her bjork as in ork

Call her for a threesome