/ourdad/ Trent dad jokes thread, imagine the home life of everyone's

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>>74160794
>Catches his kids lying to him.
>"That's a... Terrible Lie."

>>74160794
>son grows up and gets good at wrestling or weightlifting or something
>How'd you get so big? How'd you get so strong?

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>>74160794
I like Trent and have no opinion of his wife (don't know anything about her really) but why did he have kids with her? Doesn't he know hapas are abominations?

It's only a matter of time before his sons turn into Elliot Rodgers. Once they hit puberty it'll be a downward spiral.

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>>74160794
>>74160794
>his wife looks like a bootleg Asian Aaliyah
Tront had a hard life

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>>74161314
Helo this is tront and mariquoon

we did extensive studying into the rogers incident

we determined that Hapa males who end up lek this haev beta bitch dads who give them everything they want

i am not a beta bitch

they will be raised tough but fair.

i am trying not tho think about daughter covering The Only Time tho

Something might stop me then

>/ourdad/ walks into the bar
>Realizes where he is.
"I am stronger than I have ever been in my decline."
>Walks out

If this viral marketing campaign was designed to make me hate Nine Inch Nails then it's starting to work.

Pro-tip: you don't release such a weak album then proceed to pay people to rub the publics face in it.

>>74161584
is everything okay, man?

>>74161632
Seriously. I don't know who in y'alls camp thinks this is a good idea but I'm here to tell you it ain't.

You obviously don't known how the game is played or you'd be way less obvious about it. Honestly it's insulting. It says a lot that you guys think so little of your audience.

Whatever though, it's your funeral.

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>>74161865
It's all gonna be okay, anon. It's all gonna be okay.

Reznor says, he has taken extra care when talking to his kids about Trump. “Donald Trump is a bad guy, isn’t he?” Reznor recalls his six-year-old asking recently, after busting Dad indulging in what Reznor admits is a full-blown cable news addiction. Reznor responded carefully. “Look, I don’t think he’s a good guy. Some people do,” he told his son. “I don’t think he believes in science and I don’t think he believes people should be treated decently and I don’t think he tells the truth. That’s why I don’t like him.”

>>74161314
Mariqueen is an alien though.

>>74161865
I mean, last EPs sold some copies

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>>74161865
When you're ready to stop kicking and screaming, we'll be here for you.

We're all in this together whether you like it or not

>>74161584
>>74161865
>he doesn't know how fanatical and autistic NIN fans are

Trent would never need to pay for shills

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>>74161948
Only a matter of time before the Trump Curse hits Trent. Even someone like McCain isn't immune.

Trent will soon join Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington.

>>74162079
This. People severely overestimate viral marketing and severely underestimate autism.

>>74162089
>>74161948

Reznor talks shit about every president since he was sober enough to give a shit.

>>74160794
Cease this faggotry

>>74162089
Reznor has the power of dubs though.

>>74161865
I am just autistic and my obession is Nine Inch Nails.
Autism's obession is strong.

>>74162332
same

>>74161584
We do it for free <3