Paul McCartney said this, in his book Many Years From Now: >Paul:

Daily reminder that Paul has a 2 inch dick when hard. Paul McRopenis

>>74020139
Isn't this quite normal for teenage boys? It's happened to me twice and I feel filthy for it, but it's pretty normal it seems

>>74020200
It is pretty normal for teenage boys to jerk off together...


...when there is a real woman in the room

Other than that is gay. They weren't even watching porn

>>74020260
they didn't have porn, no, but they were thinking of Brigitte Bardot which is the best they could do.

>What we used to do, someone would say, ‘Brigitte Bardot.’ ‘Oooh!’ That would keep everyone on par, then somebody, probably John, would say, ‘A woman with bruises on her face’ ‘Oh, no!’ and it would completely ruin everyone’s concentration"

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>>74021205
Kek

>>74020164
Source?

>What we used to do, someone would say, ‘Brigitte Bardot.’ ‘Oooh!’ That would keep everyone on par, then somebody, probably Ringo, would say, ‘I've got blisters on me fingers’ ‘Oh, no!’ and it would completely ruin everyone’s concentration"

>>74021723
Kek

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>>74021723
>What we used to do, someone would say, ‘Brigitte Bardot.’ ‘Oooh!’ That would keep everyone on par, then somebody, probably Pierro, would say, ‘The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.’ ‘Oh, no!’ and it would completely ruin everyone’s concentration"

>>74021771
>>74021723
>>74021205
Is this a new neme now?

>>74021771
HAHAHAHA

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>>74021723

>What we used to do, someone would say, ‘Brigitte Bardot.’ ‘Oooh!’ That would keep everyone on par, then somebody, probably John, would say, ‘We're bigger than Jesus now!’ ‘Oh, no!’ and it would completely ruin everyone’s concentration"

>>74020139
hb you link a source u gay idiot. And good yoko would have been lucky to get piped by the best in the biz

>>74020139
>Paul: “We used to have wanking sessions when we were young at Nigel Whalley’s house in Woolton. We’d stay overnight and we’d all sit in armchairs and we’d put all the lights out and being teenage pubescent boys, we’d all wank. What we used to do, someone would say, ‘Winston Churchill.’ ‘Oooh!’ That would keep everyone on par, then somebody, probably John, would say, ‘Brigitte Bardot.’ ‘Oh, no!’ and it would completely ruin everyone’s concentration.”

>>74020260
>They weren't even watching porn
Well it was the nineteen-hundred-and-fifties

>>74022381
They could've swiped a lingerie mag or something

>>74022381
Just get a gf

>>74022405
Then they'd have to turn the lights on wouldn't they?
I'm sure they all enjoyed their smutty magazines on their own.

>What we used to do, someone would say, ‘Brigitte Bardot.’ ‘Oooh!’ That would keep everyone on par, then somebody, probably Winston, would say, ‘John Lennon.’ ‘Oh, no!’ and it would completely ruin everyone’s concentration.”

>>74022439

>they should have watch porn
>well it was 1950's
>then they shoud get lingerie mag or something
>well they'd have to turn the ligts on
>in that case they shoul-
>THEY SIMLPY DIDN'T HAVE ANY OTHER OPTIONS THAN THIS TOTALLY NOT GAY SHIT

I for one probably couldn't fap with some other dudes few feet from me

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>>74022534
>I for one...

Yeah, well you also browse and post on a Japanese image board, and The Beatles are regarded as some of the greatest pop musicians of all time.

>>74022663

I don't take that from them, but when something is gay, it's gay and doesn't matter if you're basement dwelling neckbeard or god emperor himself

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>John: “We used to have wanking sessions when we were young at Nigel Whalley’s house in Woolton. We’d stay overnight and we’d all sit in armchairs and we’d put all the lights out and being teenage pubescent boys, we’d all wank. What we used to do, someone would say, ‘Brigitte Bardot.’ ‘Oooh!’ That would keep everyone on par, then somebody, probably Paul, would say, ‘granny shit.’ ‘Oh, no!’ and it would completely ruin everyone’s concentration.”

>What we used to do, someone would say, ‘Brigitte Bardot.’ ‘Oooh!’ That would keep everyone on par, then somebody, probably Paul, would say, ‘Amputees.’ ‘Oh, no!’ and it would completely ruin everyone’s concentration.”

>>74021723
kek