Spork-haters aren't bad people but a generally vitriolic

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Spork-haters aren't bad people but a generally vitriolic folk, they cannot bear individualism, people expressing fun and joy, art that questions their narrative, for they are insecure, depressed and deserve pity. They are quick to pigeonhole those artists they take offense with and try to make their fans look bad with glib rhetoric based on stereotyping. Essentially they care about fitting in, their music taste is geared towards projecting an air of "maturity" or “coolness” which are arbitrary norms sporkcore challenges.
Spork-fans are aware of the nature of Popular Music: not just its musical content but its styles and the cult(ure) they propagate are what makes this musical tradition important. They are educated in postmodern thought and appreciate the philosophical implications of Sporkcore, which plays with and between those styles. They can appreciate music on a technical level, its creativity for its own sake, without the narrow lense of any particular subculture and the idea of stylistic (or racial) purity those may hold. They have an optimistic, cosmopolitan attitude towards life.

So either raise that spork or shove it up yours!