Story Time... >Go to some metal rock show >Some kid wearing

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Story Time...

>Go to some metal rock show
>Some kid wearing a beastie shirt looks up at me
>Seems like he just got a job to afford his new tattoo and nipple ring
>Says that his Of Good Taste
>Sips Coke, points his finger at the band and whispers into my ear “there sellin out”
>Feels like his sucking up to me and I have enough of him.
>Turn around and yelled back “Well now I've got some, advice for you, little buddy. Before you point the finger, You should know that, I’m the man and if I'm the man, then you're the man, and he's the man as well so you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass”
>The singer of the band looks and screams out to him “all you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck. I sold out long before you ever heard my name. I sold my soul to make a record, Dip shit, And you bought one”.
>I have one giant smirk on my face as this poser gets screamed “buy my new record, send more money, fuck you, buddy” by the lead singer
>Dipshit goes hiding into the back of moshpit
>MFW never see dumb fucks face again
>MFW band still hasn't released new album