CHICKITY CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN YOU HAVE A DRUMSTICK AND YOUR

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CHICKITY CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN
YOU HAVE A DRUMSTICK AND YOUR BRAIN STOPS TICKIN'
WATCHIN' X-FILES WITH NO LIGHTS ON
WE'RE DANS LA MAISON
I HOPE THE SMOKING MAN'S IN THIS ONE
LIKE HARRISON FORD I'M GETTING FRANTIC
LIKE STING I'M TANTRIC
LIKE SNICKERS, GUARANTEED TO SATISFY

LIKE KUROSAWA I MAKE MAD FILMS
OKAY, I DON'T MAKE FILMS
BUT IF I DID THEY'D HAVE A SAMURAI
GONNA GET A SET A' BETTER CLUBS
GONNA FIND THE KIND WITH TINY NUBS
JUST SO MY ARMS AREN'T ALWAYS FLYING OFF THE BACK-SWING
GOTTA GET IN TUNE WITH SAILOR MOON
'CAUSE THAT CARTOON HAS GOT THE BOOM ANIME BABES
THAT MAKE ME THINK THE WRONG THING

HOW CAN I HELP IT IF I THINK YOU'RE FUNNY WHEN YOU'RE MAD
TRYIN' HARD NOT TO SMILE THOUGH I FEEL BAD
I'M THE KIND OF GUY WHO LAUGHS AT A FUNERAL
CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN?
YOU SOON WILL
I HAVE A TENDENCY TO WEAR MY MIND ON MY SLEEVE
I HAVE A HISTORY OF LOSING MY SHIRT

IT'S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
DROPPED YOUR ARMS TO YOUR SIDES
AND SAID, "I'M SORRY."
FIVE DAYS SINCE I LAUGHED AT YOU AND SAID,
"YOU JUST DID JUST WHAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DO."
THREE DAYS SINCE THE LIVING ROOM
WE REALIZED WE'RE BOTH TO BLAME,
BUT WHAT COULD WE DO?
YESTERDAY YOU JUST SMILED AT ME
CAUSE IT'LL STILL BE TWO DAYS 'TIL WE SAY WE'RE SORRY