>me sad sad, me vegetarian vegetarian *gets cancer >heh,

plantcucks eternally blown the fuck out

damn...really makes you think...

made me thought

HOW CAN YOU STAY WITH A FAT GIRL WHO'LL SAY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>73921753
not really, im a vegetarian for health reasons cause my digestive system sucks, but I also smoke a bajillion cigarettes a day, I'm trying to die quicker but I also don't like feeling like shit every day
>>73921766
checked.

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>implying vegetarians are immune from cancer despite continuing to consume animal protein aka the leading cause of cancer.
>not being vegan

>>73921798
Hey, fuck you buddy!

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>>73921804

>>73921832
Goofy monko.

>>73921832
You wanna fucking start some shit huh? I'm not scared of you.

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>>73921798
>implying animal proteins cause cancer
buddy this is what I'm writing my dissertation on, you're not wrong, but you're about 3 over par, you fail to considerer contributing factors to carcinogenesis that are lifestyle related, lifestyle being vegan v. vegetarian v. opportunistic, and strictly diet related. It's a socio-economic factor, not a chemical or biological one.
Meat consumption in large amounts however is very unhealthy, that being said if you consume about 30g of cabbage per day you'll develop thyroid problems.
Everything is poison, but you're still not right.

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>I met David Bowie for breakfast at a discreet restaurant at the foot of the Hollywood Hills. Both standing at the buffet with our empty plates, David hovers over what are horrifically called ‘cold cuts’. I nestle up beside him.
>‘David, you’re not actually going to eat that stuff, are you?’
>Rumbled, he snaps: ‘Oh, you must be HELL to live with.’
>‘Yes, I am,’ I say proudly, as David changes course and sidles off towards the fruit salad, and another soul is saved from the burning fires of self-imposed eternal damnation.

Why is he such a insufferable retard?

>There's a club if you'd like to go, you could meet somebody who really loves you, so you go, and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you go home, and you cry
and you want to die
How does he do it?

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>>73921868
If I was your professor I'd light your essay on fire, in front of the entire class year.

>>73921873
no way this actually happened

>>73921873
cute

>>73921798
the nose on that shit freaks me out man

>>73921895
good thing there's no possibility you could ever even dream of achieving that position, let alone in the university of california,
do your research, with like actual academic journals, you need to fully understand how stupid you actually are.

>>73921957
shut the fuck up newfag

>>73921873
Kek, that's adorable. Both Morrissey's proud autism and Bowie's "I can't be fucking dealing with this"

Damn, that's really funny dude. Fucking hilarious!

>>73921746
Best non-Smiths Morrissey songs?

I vote:

Interesting Drug
Boxers
Sunny
Picadilly Palare

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>>73921746
>"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."
what did he mean by this?

>>73921895
>>73922592
lmao pure fucking gold
you're why I come here anon

>>73921873
aaaaand you remind me that David died ;__;

>>73921868
But modern western diets do eat too much meat sooooo