Taylor Swift sipped on a glass of Merlot as she watched yet another

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Kanye West looked directly at Taylor Swift and her friends as he delivered the soul-stirring performance of a lifetime. And when he finished, everybody stood and cheered. It was amazing. Taylor Swift blinked as the nightclub's spotlight was suddenly on her. Damn that Kanye West. She stood up, grinned forcibly and accepted the tribute offered to her by the person who infuriated her the most on earth. This time, she hugged Kanye, to the delight of the club audience. In his ear she whispered that she swore she'd get him for this. In spite of herself, Taylor Swift smiled. Kanye had spunk, she had to give him that. So she did the last thing he'd expect. She kissed him. Yep. Taylor Swift, darling of the American Midwest and the Princess of Country Music kissed Kanye West, the world-famous rapper with the big mouth and the man whom the U.S. President Barack Obama himself called a jackass. All around the club, camera phones snapped up. And seconds later, the picture of Kanye West and Taylor Swift kissing was on Facebook, Twitter and TMZ.

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And that's how it all began. The kiss seen around the world. The one that set everyone's tongues wagging. Kanye West and Taylor Swift. Yeah. The queen of country music and the supremely talented and award-winning rapper who might be even better if he learned to shut up and sing. Taylor Swift planned to have a spectacularly wicked revenge on Kanye West for all those stunts he pulled. However, she didn't count on one thing. Two things, actually. One, his feelings of affection and admiration for her were genuine. He wasn't as full of shit as he pretended to be. Underneath his wisecracking, dumbass exterior, he was a sensitive soul. Two, she had feelings for him. Oh, she fought it. And she fought him. But in the end, she gave in. Ladies and gentlemen, Taylor Swift and Kanye West are in love.

FOR ALL MY SOUTH SIDE NIGGAS THAT KNOW ME BEST

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Which brought them here. A plush chamber inside Taylor Swift's penthouse apartment in Dallas, Texas. Kanye West had been spending a lot of time in Texas lately. He'd fallen in love with the culture. Texans, much could be said about them, but ultimately they were a decent, brutally honest bunch. The same could be said about Mr. West. And after winning the heart of the Midwest's super darling Taylor Swift, Kanye West went on national television to declare himself a changed man. Their relationship sizzled. It turned out that underneath her polished exterior, Taylor Swift could be one hell of a dirty slut. Much to the delight of one Kanye West, her adoring fiancé. She introduced him to BDSM, which she'd been practicing for three years now. Tonight, she was Mistress Swift and he was her humble slave. Just the way she liked it.

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Taylor Swift leaned over and kissed Kanye West while shoving the dildo deep into his ass. Even though they'd tried many things together while she was in dominatrix mode, they had never done that. Well, tonight she was having her way with him. Taylor stroked Kanye's cock while burying the dildo deep inside of him. He groaned as she fucked him. Taylor smiled. Nice to hear him make some noise. He'd gotten so many screams out of her a few hours earlier. Although no stranger to anal sex, either giving or receiving, Taylor Swift had been a nervous wreck when Kanye West began working his thick Black cock into her tight asshole. In the end, with much patience and lubrication, all of Kanye West's dick fit inside Taylor Swift's asshole. How he made her scream. And how she absolutely loved it. Now it was his turn to get fucked in the ass and Taylor Swift relished sodomizing him with her strap-on dildo. She fucked him until he came from her jerking him off while sodomizing him. Kanye West's screams filled the room. Taylor Swift silenced him with a kiss and told him she loved him. Then she pulled out of him. Kanye West winced, and kissed his darling lady. She was amazing! How did a nut job like him get so lucky? Must have been his dirty mouth and insane good luck. Hmmm.

>>73843192
you lost me with the dildo shit

>>73843155 (Nice dubs)
That's not how you spell Malort, and Tay Tay couldn't even handle one sip of the stuff!

(People from Chicago will be in on the joke)

What a fucking trainwreck of a thread

>>73844826
fuck off pleb

>>73843192

Aw, is that the end? I wanted to save this pasta.

What the fuck did I just read lmao.

>>73843219
According to Kanye's ex, he likes that. She even called him "fingers in the butt boy."

>>73846377
You mean "finger in the booty ass bitch"