You are at the elevator, listening to Patrician Music. This girl

I tell her I like the Smiths only for the guitar work then I pinch her left tit.

Ignore her to make her want you more. Ignore a pretty girl and she's putty in your hands.

You made this thread because you saw that Zooey post in that other Smiths thread.

b)

>>73826555
Nope, I made it because I just finished 500 days of Summer

>>73826554
This won't work if she's a normal person. She'll assume you're not interested and fuck off. She won't be putty in your hands. If you think that then you're putty in her hands.

>>73826590
He's not totally wrong though. You can't focus all your attention on a girl otherwise she'll think you're desperate.

>>73826526
I tell her The Smiths suck and take a draw from my clove cigarette.

>>73826622
I agree, but not if you outright ignore her at all costs. You still have to show some semblance of interest.

>>73826526
Tell her you like the Smiths too, which you actually do, and try to hook up with her

>>73826646
But only enough to make her question if you even care. They love that shit.

>>73826526
I say absolutely nothing, and pull a raw steak from my pocket and proceed with eating it.

>>73826690
>"Hahaha oh Anon, you're so random XD" *holds up spork*

>>73826714
>le sporkposter

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>>73826690

>>73826714
>>73826738
Disco Volante is one of the greatest albums of all time.

>>73826755
>Disco Volante is one of the greatest albums of all time.
I spit out my absinthe.

>>73826541
>>73826554
>>73826641
>>73826649
>>73826690
Wrong. The actual answer is d) beat the holy shit out of her like if she was wearing a fucking VeggieTales character's costume. But ythanks for playing

>this board was paid for by Blink-182 and The Cure Fan Club of Poway, CA

i tell her the smiths suck and continue listening to the sundays

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>>73826526
>b/a) tell her i like the Smiths too, which i actually do, and try to hook up with her
if successful
>d) beat the holy shit out of her like if she was wearing a fucking VeggieTales character's costume

choice b ;)

>>73826687
they don't love it lol, it's because they hate it that they then try to hook up with u and make u care

the girl in this film is a BITCH anyway