ITT: Post your favorite album, then people guess how many girls you've slept with, I'll go first
>>73807388
None.
.
>>73807388
none
>>73807449
one
>>73807388
>>73807449
>>73807535
>Prog
It's gotta be 0, right?
>>73807502
3
>>73807388
>>73807439
Right, but that's on purpose. Statistically speaking, you're likely to have a more successful marriage the less people you have sex with before getting married. (Pic related). At least, that's my excuse
>>73807449
>>73807502
>>73807388
None.
>>73807550
5.
>>73807388
1 and you loved her but lost her
>>73807449
>Atom Heart Mother as favorite over other Pink Floyd albums
Yeah, them being a popular band aside, you're no normie
Maybe none
>>73807502
4 but ~3 were probably easy to get emo girls back in high school
>>73807535
You no longer need sex
>>73807550
14, I had a friend really into Kate Bush who had a period where he would fuck around
>>73807565
2, both girls wore all black
>>73807650
I'm gonna say currently 3, but you're working the way up
>>73807688
2, I'm not sure what having a Beatles album as your favorite would mean though
Maybe that you're happily married
>>73807697
Either 0 or 20
>>73807716
Never actually heard this one. Sorry guy
>>73807717
6, normie girls love this
Does it have to be girls?
>>73807388
>>73807697
nada
>>73807717
4
>>73807388
>>73807449
>>73807502
>>73807535
>>73807565
0
>>73807550
0, but a few guys
>>73807650
2
>>73807688
1, and perhaps you're still having sex with the same girl
>>73807717
Depends how old you are. If you're in your late teens, I'd say 3.
>>73807795
1 but they didn't consent
>>73807717
10
>>73807388
>implying i like shitty females
>>73807763
SO MANY because that my favorite album too
>>73807763
jk actually this
>>73807599
It's called a double standard you retard.
>>73807826
>1 but they didn't consent
heheh...
>>73807763
>You no longer need sex
My sentiments exactly
>>73807388
0
>>73807650
6
>>73808656
1
>>73807388
0
>>73807449
4
>>73807502
2
>>73807688
11
>>73807697
2 (the second one destroyed you)
>>73807717
5
>>73807797
8
>>73807922
1 but she's your cousin
>>73807688
You must be a dad, so at least 1
>>73807697
0 or 1, but probably 0
i have no idea what to guess for anyone
except op
it's zero
>>73809232
4
>>73809139
2
>>73809129
1
>>73809062
0
>>73807922
4
>>73807716
faithful to 1
>>73807697
0
Trick question, im gay
>>73809556
>0
yep
>>73809334
>>73809378
hahahahahaha
you overestimate me
>>73809592
0
>>73809556
2
>>73809334
1 but she's really cool
>>73809232
4
>>73809625
She sure was.
>>73807388
Absolutely none
>>73807388
2
>>73807449
4
>>73807502
3
>>73807650
9
>>73807697
1
>>73807716
11
>>73807922
0
>>73809139
2
Good luck
>>73809535
does that -1 mean 1 dude or that I've had anti-sex with a girl? how would that even work?
>>73809673
1 but he was your male friend and you never touched on the subject since it happened
>>73807535
2
>>73807565
1 and she was fat
>>73807650
4 hoodrats
>>73807688
In the last 20 years, only mom
>>73807697
1
>>73807922
5
>>73810003
Sorry dad, mom doesn't count. Especially when your in the cuckshed every other night.
>>73810046
but those motor parts won't repair themselves, son
>>73810046
A shed that's a cuck or a shed of cucks?
>>73807535
1 that doesn't talk to you anymore
>>73807535
2.
>>73807650
none, but you say 10+
>>73807688
maybe 2.
>>73807716
6
>>73809625
2
>>73809655
3
>>73809673
1
>>73810003
4 maybe
>>73810226
3, but you were high of your tits at a festival each time
>>73810299
7 but you still regret 4 of them
>>73810003
2 and one of them was a feminazi
>>73810226
4-10 at festivals, never indoors
>>73810262
42
>>73810264
2
>>73810289
8
>>73810299
14
>>73810226
One, but only because you wanted to try it, you're asexual
>>73810262
2, you're really shy, but you probably like Animal Collective too so that helped
>>73810264
7
>>73810299
0, you don't need pussy, you're on your own dick
>>73810407
0 because you are 14 years old
>>73810474
you are half right
>>73807449
two
>>73807502
none
>>73807535
one
>>73807550
four, but not for a while now
>>73807650
either zero with no chance or more than five, i'm not quite sure
>>73807688
three, all girls you were in relationships with
>>73807697
none
>>73807717
none, you're 14
>>73807795
none, got close once but suggested that public castration is a good idea should be playing in the background throughout
>>73807797
two
>>73807922
one and you miss her
>>73809062
zero
>>73809625
four, mostly from short lived relationships but you did pull once at a party
>>73809655
none
>>73809978
one and she put you off forever
>>73810226
you're not even sure anymore
>>73810262
none
>>73810264
none
>>73810299
none
>>73810407
one in high school, but also you're still in high school
>>73810411
none
>>73807449
2
>>73807502
4
>>73807535
2
>>73807550
6
>>73807650
5
>>73807688
3
>>73807697
1 qt shoegaze 3.14
>>73807795
if rape counts, 33
>>73807922
1
>>73808656
9
>>73809062
27, but mostly fat-asses/autists
>>73809625
13
>>73809655
8
>>73809673
8 dudes at once
>>73810003
50 because you're 50
>>73810226
4
>>73810262
you've lost count
>>73810299
only 6 but they're all boujee
>>73810611
forgot my album
>tfw no (you)'s
>not even Anons want to talk to you :'(
>>73810654
same :c
>>73810407
2, one was a confused boy
>>73810411
4
>>73810448
4
>>73810469
5
>>73810524
6
>>73810538
2
>>73810556
2
>>73810557
239, hiv+
>>73810617
0
>>73810630
0
>>73807599
That's because the people not having sex aren't doing it by choice and stick with the person they marry because they think they can't get anyone else, regardless of how well they actually get on.
>>73810516
So you're 7
>>73810407
2 maybe
>>73810538
3
>>73810617
either a lot or none at all
>>73810557
333
psych i posted 2 albums
>>73810556
>one and you miss her
correct
>>73810828
oh shit that's my favorite album too and that's spot on
>implying I'd sleep with 3DPD
>>73807388
>>73810712
i did not know 14 was half of 7
>>73811836
unless you're 28 and 14 was 'half right'
>>73812183
1
>>73812113
0
>>73812045
2
>>73811471
6
>>73807388
One of my favs, I dont have a fav
I'm into guys
>>73807922
This is mine and the answer is 1. Gonna marry her.
>>73812465
3 menz
>>73809334
Deux
>>73810299
Dozen normies
>>73807502
1 High School sweetheart you're still dating
>>73807565
3, Is actually a dyke
>>73807795
5, 3 of which are addicts.
>>73809655
Uno
>>73810003
7, the last of which is your wife of 23 years.
>>73810289
6 black chicks
>>73810645
Zilch
>>73812270
>>73812424
>>73812427
most likely gay, so none
>>73812589
certified pussy-destroyer
>>73807388
V I R G I N
>>73811875
Then he'd be a quarter right, because he's half right about half of the two statements.
This or the new Dillinger Escape Plan album
>>73812674
Two, one normie chick who immediately dumped you afterwards and a goth chick who you eventually got tired of and broke it off.
>>73809556
hey, i love that fucking record
ima guess like 35
>>73807535
873 girls.
>>73813964
Less than 2
>>73813990
Un-Ironically liking RED more than in the court of the crimson king
>>73814034
Starless is probably their best song.
>>73813990
2
>>73814006
5
>>73813918
14
>>73812903
3
>>73812674
3
>>73812659
5
>>73812483
4
>>73814045
Actually, I'm a virgin
>>73814088
we don't know what album you are referencing anon, we are all virgins
whats your guess?
May be a meme, but I love this meme.
>>73815284
Three but got a awkward hand job from another.