>Live in America >Play pic related >Worried about people

>>73806445
is that a fucking ocarina? are you a fucking nerd or something?

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>>73806457
cheap, easy-to-play instrument with a nice sound.

I love the ocarina.

>>73806473
yeah but bitch you look like fucking Zelda

>>73806457
>Thinking someone is a nerd for playing ocarina becouse the only reason for knowing it is TLOZ

Educate yourself, ignorant pleb

>>73806483
lol, you're calling me a pleb but you're the kid going out into the public park with a shitty instrument that is literally only used by Zelda fans. fuck you, prick. Pick up a real instrument, like the harmonica. I have been playing the harmonica for approx. 15 years now and it's super great, i get a load of pussy. the most you'll get from an Ocarina as autism, but if you purchase an Ocarina you already have autism. so it's a pointless instrument. fuck you.

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>>73806492
>real instrument
>the harmonica

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>>73806492
kek Im not op

>fuck you, prick
> I have been playing the harmonica for approx. 15 years now. I get a load of pussy
>fuck you

>>73806524
>>73806529

what's wrong? angered that someone as patrician, intellectual, smart, witty and handsome as me could beat you at an Instrument war? Trust me, if harmonicas had arms and legs, they would beat the shit out of ocarinas. and im certain that ocarinas would be overweight (like their users) due to all the Legend Of Zelda they've been playing in their moms basement. oh, and of course, Harmonica isn't the only instrument i've been playing. I've been also playing the "Singing Saw" (i found out about them from the most patrician band, Neutral Milk Hotel). and yes, i am drowning in pussy. so stop posting pictures of memes and start posting pictures of yourself playing a better instrument in social media and enjoy the thousands of responses. (yes, I literally get around 1000 messages or emails a week asking me to play with them, and sometimes even occasionally fuck them. of course, i can only oblige in sexual relations with a select number of them. i wouldn't want too many girls to experience the greatest sex of all time, would I? that would just damper the experience for all other men. i pity you ocarina players.

Lol, harmonicas
You can't even play all the notes

>>73806573
maybe not you. but trust me; i can. ive been playing for over 15 years now. im an expert.

>>73806555
>if harmonicas had arms and legs, they would beat the shit out of ocarinas
fucking kek

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>>73806555
>so much effort

Here's your reply, friend.

Marijuana is legal in 1/3 of the US making it the only place where it's legal aside from Holland and North Korea.

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>>73806445
No one gives a shit, you fucking neckbeard.
Sage

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>>73806445
I once rocked up to a New Year's Eve party wearing my ocarina around my neck like the fucking sperg I am. A female acquaintance said "I like your necklace", so I just grinned and said "Thanks".
I played Auld Lang Syne on it after the countdown and got some drunken cheers and attempts to sing along, although everyone only knows the first line. Good times.

>>73806445
Is this a tool for cleaning golf shoes?

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>>73806492
>I have been playing the harmonica for approx. 15 years now and it's super great, i get a load of pussy

>>73806492
It's also used by Norman Mailer fans, you insensitive prick.

I'd be more worried about someone confusing you for a /v/ autist which I'm guessing you are

>>73806586
You're just not blowing into it hard enough

>>73806492
>harmonica
are you some redneck from Balkan?

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>>73806555
I'm fucking laffin, thanks Anon

>>73806555
dam son you really want this to be a pasta

This is a good thread

>>73806445
Nice dude, I learned how to play When You Sleep by MBV on mine a couple of weeks ago.

>>73806445
go to bed emmett

>>73806492
Not OP or this guy but somewhat related question, if I want to buy a harmonica what brands should I look at? What's the typical price range of a good starter harmonica?

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>>73806555
Good post. Good trips. Good thread.

play a real instrument, faggot

>>73809053
Way too forced though. The cringe is real.

>>73806757
Also South Africa and Uruguay, plus it grows naturally in places like Nepal so it is basically unenforceable.