Lets play a game /mu/ Keep it music related. I'll start:

>>73801315
Granted, but Thom immediately dies

>>73801315
OK, but it's a limited edition pressing of 1 that Martin Shkreli buys and doesn't share

Bowie is still alive

>>73801315
>Radiohead releases a 10/10
It's panned by critics and airheaded radiohead fans are confused and don't know what to think of it.

Shoegaze makes a true comeback

>>73801315
The album is entirely trap influenced beats

Kanye West releases a perfect triple LP with guest vocals from Jeff Mangum and Suffjan Stevens on several songs

>>73801353
Granted, it only releases on Tidal. Kanye kills himself after.

Cumbia is finally recognized as patrician
>>73801336
But he's in a coma for who know how long

>>73801336
>Bowie is still alive
He loses his voice.
King Gizzard, Ty Segall and Wand form a psych rock supergroup.

>>73801348
Granted, Oasis releases the shoegaze album as their comeback and /mu/ hates it and it gets panned because its Oasis


Carly Rae Jepsen makes an experimental prog pop album

>>73801348
Spearheaded by ths far left social justice movement. 10/10 instrumentals, beautifuy vivid lyricism, but subject matter all about white privilege, the beauty of curves, and the dangers of toxic masculinity. This all, of course, makes it even MORE widely acclaimed and popular, to the point where it begins leaking over into other genres.

>>73801372
Granted, but they make the same 6 albums every year

New Wave revival happens and has quite a few gems

>>73801336
granted, but being the trend hopper he is, only releases trap

>>73801348
>Shoegaze makes a true comeback
granted, but it all sounds like touched from loveless

grimes is brutally murdered(think junko furuta)
all of her albums are now illegal to own or stream

>>73801383
>Carly Rae Jepsen makes an experimental prog pop album

Granted but Carly Rae Jepsen has now her own version of the CRUSHER and not only that the meme goes viral out of /mu/ and spreads unto other places

>>73801410
Granted
But you have to fuck her corpse

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>>73801407
Fuck.

>>73801399
>Granted
but all those New Wave albums are from metal bands, hurting the popularity of the scene and probably making the nu-male shitposting even worse

>>73801410
Granted, but you're still autistic

A third Acid Bath album is made, is good, and is universally praised as their greatest record, surpassing When The Kite String Pops.

>>73801315
Rock becomes cool again in the 2020's and goes back to releasing 10/10 albums.

>>73801460
granted, but it's album cover is a collage of meme images

>>73801460
granted, but jimmy kyle dies and is replaced by an 808 drum machine

>>73801462
The dominant form is rap rock, limp bizkit is seen as a preeminent band with one of the greatest vocalists of all time

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Brian Wilson dies and Mike Love releases a new album

>>73801460
Granted but it's nu-metal and has features like Björn ''Speed'' Strid

>>73801510
granted, It's a Brian Wilson tribute cover album where he tries to sing in falsetto and fails

>>73801510
Mike Love dies immediately after and Brian reveals he faked his death to promote his new collab album with Van Dyke Parks which releases next week and is a 10/10

>>73801462
Granted, but it's made by blacks and is all very political

>>73801510
that new album is shit like usual for mike
Brian Wilson leaves a legacy while Mike languishes in obscurity

70's glam rock has a revival.

Moo successfully fends off normies and reddit

>>73801567
IT'S MEW

>>73801567
granted, then japanese moot kills the site

>>73801658
MOO

>>73801557
granted but even more of the artists are total nonces and the guy who is hailed as the next david bowie is revealed to have raped near about hundreds of preteen boys and girls, and one of his albums contains various samples of his tapes which he records voyeurstically.

it is revealed that John Lennon never actually beat his wife

>>73801786
Granted, but he did rape her & beat his kids

>>73801786
Granted. He beat Paul's wife instead.

>>73801336
>Bowie is still alive
granted but he's still dealing with cancer

Ringo releases a 10/10.

>>73801567
granted, but r/music becomes more patrician than /mu/

>>73801833
granted, but all the songs are old Beatles outtakes written by Paul

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>>73801833
That already happened

>>73801407
that's not a bad thing, though

Richey Edwards reveals to the world that he is still alive

Anthony Fantano gives your favorite album a 10

>>73801957
Granted, but he kills himself after the announcement.

>>73801567
this is achieved by flooding the place with furry scat porn

>>73801976
granted, but every other music publication slaughters it and fantano is labelled a contrarian for his review

>>73801976
The things you did to convince him that it deserved a 10 involve trauma beyond your current level of comprehension.

>>73801567
Granted, but I become mod

>>73801370
The next day every single human being who either takes the term patrician seriously or uses it in earnest when applied to music explodes.

>>73801315
Immediately break up afterwards, never to release another album

A treasure trove of Lennon and Harrison demos are discovered, with Paul and Ringo agreeing to add to them and Giles Martin producing it all for a new "Beatles" album

>>73801315
>Radiohead releases a 10/10

granted but it's a christmas album

>>73802253
>A treasure trove of Lennon and Harrison demos are discovered, with Paul and Ringo agreeing to add to them and Giles Martin producing it all for a new "Beatles" album
It sounds almost exactly like Please Please Me

>>73802339
this actually made me mad when I read it

>>73802253
It'd be worth it for an album on the level of Ok vcomputer kid a and in rainbows

>>73801372
>King Gizzard, Ty Segall and Wand form a psych rock supergroup.

granted, but they are fronted by a Freddie mercury impersonator.

>>73802320
kek

>>73801426
I don't think you understand the game; you corrupt the wish by adding something undesirable.

godspeed releases all lights fucked on the hairy amp drooling

A good anime is made next season

>>73801315
The grimesfags finally get their own board and stop shitting up this one

>>73802682
literally the only bad part about grimes on mu is people who constantly complain about her

>>73802673
granted but you inexplicably never hear about it and so never find out it exists

>>73802652
granted, but it's fucking shit

>>73802711
t. grimesfag

Cop Shoot Cop makes a collab with Trent Reznor

>>73802711
>>73802682
>>73802796
thread derailed

>>73802815
>>73802742

>>73802682
That board becomes the next /pol/ and Grimes is memed into POTUS in 2020.

With no other places to possibly go ASMRwave becomes the hot new musical form.

>>73801315
That's called monkey's paw retard.

>>73802915
granted

Emil Amos (Grails, Om, Holy Sons, Lilacs & Champagne) does a collab album with Billy Woods (Super Chron Flight Brothers, Armand Hammer)

>>73801390
op said corrupt a wish

>>73801315
Depeche Mode discovers new way to make electronic music while playing with their vintage synths

>>73803008
they make electro-swing

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>>73803047

Pitchfork dies

>>73803053
Rolling Stone takes its place

>>73803068
All music magazines die

>>73803079
Paul Joseph Watson starts reviewing music and becomes the most popular and relevant music critic

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>>73803047
Delet

>>73801407
so down for this honestly

Jimi Hendrix is revived from the dead to record another album

>>73803079
Scaruffi' sword becomes law and The Beatles and Radiohead's records are burned

>>73803101
he makes electro-swing

>>73803101
Granted, but the decades of rotting in the earth means that his brain barely functions and the album is released to some of the most collectively negative reception an album has ever gotten, resulting in him dying from the stress and many fantastic underground musicians giving up on their passion due to the sheer misfortune they've witnessed.

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys release a new album.

>>73802941
It's recorded and produced by Damon Albarn on the new iPad.

A small No-wave scene forms out of the midwest.

>>73803290
They combine no wave with midwest emo to disastrous results

>>73803284
Granted, but found sounds of his graphic pregnancy enablement surgery is heard.

>>73801410
See >>73801383, leading to her becoming the new grimes, changing nothing

John and George faked their deaths, The Beatles are gonna make music again

>>73803432
Paul dies the next day

>>73803449
Paul is already dead

>>73803432
The best they can do in their old age is rip off Oasis.

Coldplay retires and issues an official apology for their work and influence.

>>73803458
I mean the fake paul whose career has been more successful than real paul

>>73803462
Chris Martin releases a solo album, which is worse than anything by coldplay

>>73803462
All the bands who are influenced by them collaborate on an album to celebrate their memory. It's universally praised by critics and spawns 5 singles that receive regular radio play

Robert Fripp releases a free download for the entire King Crimson discography and puts the albums on spotify and other streaming services

Anime reaction images are forbidden out of their containment boards and posting them elsewhere results in a ban.

>>73803501
But it's all in 128 kbps

>>73803501
but only after he rerecorded all the vocals

>>73803501
Every song is almost completely drowned out by Fripp ridiculing you for listening to his music for free

>>73803501
All streaming services are taken off the internet except for tidal

>>73803501
Every song is followed by an advertisement for Frippertronics brand synthesizers and fretless guitars.

A new band emerges and does for popular music now what the Velvet Underground did in the 60s.

>>73803516
K-pop idol pics replace them.

Footwork is the new trend in mainstream hip hop production.

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>>73803516
leading to a spawn of gay porn reaction images

>>73803549
Scaruffi dies before he can listen to this band

I... I wish I could make a beautiful album!

>>73803559
See>>73801428

>>73803623
it's one of those diamond in the roughs that nobody listens to until like 20 years later. Your wikipedia article is a stub for all eternity

>>73803648
A fate worse than death.
>>73803623
I'm sorry for your music, anon. I'll spam it in "obscure 10/10" threads.

Madlib does a collab with Viper

>>73803727
It's a Viper produced Quasimoto album.

>>73802159
Granted but you get banned faggot I HATE YOU!

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>>73803757
Good post, anon.

>>73803757
hahaha

Forced anonymity is put on all boards. Tripfagging is now impossible

>>73804291
Monty becomes head admin and all other tripfags become janitors.

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>its a reddit thread episode