/metal/

Seduce Me Tonight edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fPoyJ9XcSE

>>73749300
this one won by 49 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHUADy-ZU0
holy fuck
>1971
HOLY FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaATxxT4fws
What's that piece played by the strings on the second half? I has to be from some composer; Ulver also used it in Perdition City

how do we deal with the new-man problem?

>>73749393
Man, that is some ok early Sabbath worship

>>73749400
Stop talking about it

rec some 2017 slam

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PUSSY TIGHT!
TONIGHT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hGkn03bGXo

Spit out the booooone

>>73749393
>you realize doom metal isn't actually metal but buttrock

How do I stop being obsessed with thumbnails of hot girls on YouTube who leave comments on kvlt black metal tracks?

>>73749452
grow a dick

>>73749445
Halo On Fire is objectively the best song from that record.

>>73749452
listen to glam

>>73749452
get into traps

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Sup /metal/, what are you blastin' right now?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY-HGhnyfXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Za0gWXJW1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZvZLJedEcw

>>73749489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW3tXsxN_w

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>>73749489
the german Voivod

>>73749300
"runaway goils" hehehehehehe

>>73749463
Not that guy, but Halo on Fire was the best rock song on that album. Spit Out the Bone was the best thrash song on it.

>Def leppard is the only metal band my father likes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T1IVyXBGjM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaiaaar88EM

>>73749463
Halo on Fire feels like a Godly mix of FtB and The Unforgiven

>>73749547
>posts their pop rock stuff
your dad is gay lol

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>>73749489

MY GIRLFRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND
SHE'S MY GIRL TOO

>>73749547
>metal

>fried cpu
metal for this feel

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>>73749572

>>73749552
he even has hysteria on vinyl lmao

>>73749585
wew lad
you sure you aren't his wife's son?

>>73749594
>you sure you aren't his wife's son?
er dude

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DUDE

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>>73749451
Excuse me, nigga?

>>73749625
:-DDD shroobs

>>73749594
>you sure you aren't his wife's son?
at this point i don't know, he told me yesterday that alice cooper is too heavy, kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcAl93uEYUA

>>73749694
>get into an argument with my dad over King Diamond being better than Alice Cooper
>he literally and unironically brings up sales as a valid argument to say Alice Cooper is better
Why the fuck is my dad such a normalfag

redpill me on death metal

>>73749732
Easiest way to spot a nu-male is if they listen to death metal

>>73749729
That's what happens when you like meme rock
>>73749732
what the fuck are you even asking of us

>>73749729
>ywn hear King Diamond music with Alice Cooper doing the vocals
fuck!

>>73749729
BASED DAD, Alice Cooper is way better than kingkong diamond

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>>73749489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82yPrvqLRK8

>>73749750
Thank fuck
>>73749751
t. meme lover

What was that one album cover with a bunch of robes dudes surrounding a naked slut being burned at the stake and they had long snake penises protruding from their robes?

>>73749742
easiest way to spot a numale is someone that bashes death metal
>I can't understand what they're saying and they all sound they same you guys

Is Sammy Hagar /metal/ approved?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k

>>73749800
no buttrock allowed

>>73749300
when did he drop the deadbeats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfB7vF7nCdA
DEATH TO ALL BUTTMETAL

>>73749818
come on, son!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

>>73749436
non worth it

Trve metal 4ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL8G5pBZ5CI

>>73749436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-72e3i4bZY
check the channel, go crazy

>>73749894
yes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnJW-97m_ZI

>>73749894
I'm not sure what's real and what's a joke anymore.

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>tfw you can finally afford an artist

>>73749935
Me neither
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2qLxCc7hCs

what are some albums that aren't on youtube

>>73749729
Fuck you nigger Alice Cooper IS better than King Diamond

>>73750041
My dissoshit BM demo tape

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>>73749489

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>>73749781
The snake penises sound like AlNamrood's latest, but the rest I think you're just confusing with several almost identical covers

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You will literally never be as happy as Papa Tom

>>73749941
>afford an artist
yes I'll have one artist please, to go

>>73749547
>>73749729
Your dad has patrician taste. Trash and Hysteria are among my fav records. The former for melodies, the latter for production.

>>73750194
dontcha dontcha dontcha mean children of bodom
(also it's serpentine something)

What's that CoB album called that's three words, two adjectives and a noun and they seem like they were all randomly pulled out of a hat

>>73750194
>>73750194
Hatebreeder

>>73750230
relentless,reckless forever

Are CoB and DM secretly the same band?

What's that one Rise of the Northstar album with an anime character on the cover?

Post old album covers that look like they could be made today
>all-over print t-shirt
>studded biker jacket
>minimalist photo
>2sad4u pose
The only thing that gives it away is fluffy hair and the band logo (remember kids, logos are consumerism and hipsters don't like them)

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>>73750319
It goes so well with the indie-influenced cover arts of this decade that are a sort of rebellious stance against the metal "status quo"; like a meta-rebellious stance. This could have been the cover art for some random atmoshit sludge with clean, soft vocals

What's that Iron Maiden album with a zombie on the cover? pls halp

shit thread

>>73750375
Dance of Death

>>73750366
Well I'd say the good illustrations like this are pretty rare today though
Van Halen's 1984 reminds me heavily of this cover btw

>>73750375
Eddie is all the covers moron

>>73750468
good job

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>>73750468
????

>>73750105
His interviews are so cheery

>>73750501
Yes that's Eddie

what does /meal/ think of the rumors of Chuck Schuldiner having sex with a member of Slaughter back when he played with them?

>>73750748
I thought it was Cynic

>>73750748
they even wrote a song about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TdObTdR3F8

>>73750748
>"rumors"

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>>73750783

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>>73750501
There

>>73750837
ed giving head

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>>73750837
No, that's one of the guys from Running Wild

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AOTY

>>73750758
Masvidal was his boyfriend.

>>73749547
>tfw dad only listens to bands like Cactus, Fleetwood Mac, Hawkwind, Moody Blues, Mountain and Slade

What if your dad was posting in these very threads hehehe

>>73751138
Where do you think the glamshit comes from?

>>73751138
Son....??

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>>73750987

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>dad's face when you listen to moeshit slam

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>>73751111

>>73751111
>tfw dad doesn't listen to arghos-racewar

Is my dad a nu-male /meal/?

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>>73751111
>tfw dad listens to bands like Black Sabbath, Metallica, Judas Priest, Scorpions, Alice in Chains
nice quads

>found an ancient .txt document hidden in a porn folder
>it was titled a long string of numbers so I almost deleted it
>open it up
>BANDS I WILL NEVER EVER LISTEN TO BECAUSE THEY'RE POSEURS
fucking kekkles should I post them?

>>73751111
Wtf m8, that's great taste. Could have been way worse. Rec him this https://youtu.be/TvPPaNf0kjs
No seriously, I don't know what you people expect. That your dad will introduce you to extreme death slam? Blast Arghoslent while doing nazi salute? Really now

>>73751253
Yeah post the porn.

>>73751253
go ahead

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Would /metal/ fornicate with a qt pure metal girl while listening to OSSDM?

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>>73751268
>>73751286
>Atreyu
>All That Remains
>As I Lay Dying
>Asking Alexandra
>Attack Attack!
>August Burns Red
>Avenged Sevenfold
>Becoming the Archetype
>Between the Buried and Me
>Born of Osiris
>Bring Me the Horizon
>Bullet for My Valentine
>Caliban
>Converge
>Darkest Hour
>Demon Hunter
>The Devil Wears Prada
>The Dillinger Escape Plan
>Evergreen Terrace
>Every Time I Die
>Hatebreed
>Heaven Shall Burn
>I Killed the Prom Queen
>Killswitch Engage
>Lamb of God
>Norma Jean
>Shadows Fall
>The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
>Trivium
>Veil of Maya

>mfw I didn't fall for the -core meme

>>73751338
I remember Converge being ok

>>73751338
you should've posted the porn instead
fucking falsie

>>73751338
Blasphemous bands indeed

>>73751338
early Caliban is p. cool tho

like, first ep and lp

>>73751425
It's just 4GB of amateur firecrotch stuff, nothing special

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>>73751338
>Amerifags responsible for 2000s metalcore
>Amerifags responsible for USBM (especially Cascadian shit)
>Amerifags responsible for grunge

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the album that saved the 2000's

>>73751486
>Europe responsible for Amerifags

>>73751507
colonies were a mistake

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What in the fuck is on his crotch?

>>73751595
groin protector

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Is it just me, or is Jared Dines a faggot?

>>73751656
hes a deathcore fan

Man, the 2000s really were shit

>>73751677
>2000's
you misspelled "everything after 1992"

>>73751695
but The Somberlain came out in '93

>>73751656
He is pretty embarrassing to watch.
One of those "lowest common denominator" youtubers who feel almost too dumbified to be real

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>>73749494

>>73751656
He thinks deathcore is a metal genre

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What is the best Death Metal album of the 90's and why is it this?

>>73751695
you mean 94

http://store.steampowered.com/app/252690/Fantasy_Grounds/
Couldn't we mod this to play MYFAROG and make our autistic dreams come true?

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Here's the thing with djent:

Once you found a band/album you love you hardly listen to anything else in that genre because it all sound literally the same.

>>73749564

That is legit the best KPN

>>73752095
most of it also sounds really gay

>tfw can't tell if explosive noises are fireworks or gunshots
metal for this feel?

>>73752253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIy4Ve8YEh8
The bass drum legit sounds like machine gun fire.

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BUNTER
BUNT
BENDRIX

BTW Liturgy was one of the bands which made me want to listen to modern metal. I understand the hate for it, but then I do love me some Generation

>>73752354
I gotta admit High Gold is a cool song

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thoughts?

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>>73752354
Liturgy made me realize that all intellectual and artistic pursuits are ultimately vain, pointless and delusional, so I might as well listen to some fucking Machinehead and Pantera and other great names of texas thrashin' semitruck-drivin' moonshine-sippin' hillbilly groove metal instead of wasting my time trying to listen to metal for "the thinking man".

>>73752379
this but unironically

>>73752414
I wasn't being ironic.

>>73752379
There's literally nothing wrong with Pantera. They did what they wanted and did it pretty well, especially when you consider they pioneered what they did.

>>73752452
Machinehead is still better and Cowboys from Hell is much better than Vulgar.

>>73752379
Also, I do like Aesthetica specifically for the rhythms and avant garde composition. I like that there's some real polyrhythm-like thing going on there.
I'd call it progressive, but "prog" came to be the monicker for hour-long wanks without any purpose. I like that Liturgy cuts this bullshit and goes full minimalism instead.
I didn't like the record they made after that though.

>>73752479
I agree that they have a good idea going with the rollercoaster rhythms, but they fucked it up

>>73752488
Well yeah, I'd agree that after several rhythms it does get boring and they went too hard with minimalism. It sounds a bit too empty.
But the overall idea was at least deserving of attention IMO. There's too much metal today that doesn't even bother with rhythm

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keep rollin' fellas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yad_clT4T2Y

>>73752510
Linkin Bizkit

>>73752457
Well it's hard to compare the two for me, they're just different bands. Pantera almost deliberately eschewed all melody in favor of almost pure groove, with only small melodic interludes/bridges.
And yeah, I'd say Cowboys = Far Beyond > Vulgar. But they're all not bad

>>73752520
Limpin Park

>>73752575
All I'm saying is that Machinehead is better at groove metal than Pantera.

With manowar retiring after one final tour, who will defend trve metal from nu-males?

>>73752561
>Live in an isolated cabin your whole life
>Have a criminal history of kidnapping, abuse, torture
>Be considered the most intimidating, antisocial, evil and dangerous person in music
>Come out as gay
>All of a sudden you get showered with praise and awards
>Become a socialite with your twink fashion designer boyfriend

What does Scandinavian society mean by this?

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>>73749489
Alcoholica

ITS TIME TO BE DIS
ITS TIME TO BE DAT

>>73752630
It means Viking genes went extinct centuries ago and Bathory was a fluke

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Is this the cheesiest that glam has ever been?
https://youtu.be/VcfTN_IhR24

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>>73752793
R O T TO THA MUTHAFUCKIN N

>>73752986
That was fun.
Thanks for the rec, senpai.

>>73753010
If you haven't yet, definitely listen to Slippery When Wet and New Jersey. It can be cheesy, but the melodies are pretty good and production is sleek
https://youtu.be/1Px7ppuus9g

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demo of the year

>>73751656
some of his videos are ok, like the tech demos but when he tries to be funny it just hurts to watch
also he and his friends are fucking posers

>war metal with thrash riffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMA1OdMlqQ

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Can the guy who has been shilling this shill some other melo death that doesn't suck?

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Guys I really enjoyed listening to all the nordic mythology related music Manowar did, got any similar recommendations for me?

I can't afford liquor. The first thing I'm going to do with my next pay check is buy liquor.
Metal for this feel?

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>>73753375
Just put all their albums simultaniously. You dont need anything else they are beyond perfect

>>73753432
Leftover Crack
Eyehategod
Noothgrush

>>73753432
buy benzos instead

>>73753433
silly Dead
that's not a go-kart
that's a box
:3

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>>73753432

>>73750125
artist machine broke

>>73753467
Understandable have a nice day

>tfw metalbros cant make it to festivals this year
>none of my other friends listen to metal
>I have to go to festivals alone this year
how do I tackle this? Do I just go to a hostel near the area a couple of days before and meet others?

Kick ass speed metal that is coming to Wacken.

SPEED QUEEN-Midnight murder
https://youtu.be/McvqXFemHOU

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>>73753531
H-HAIAI!

>>73751338
>The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

is that a real hard rock band?

>>73753565
no it's a tapdance extravaganza

>>73752986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ0EPP8a1M8

shit, I found that vinyl in a trash bin when I was for a walk with my parents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-2L0omnvL4

>>73753601
this by the way is defined better as sleaze metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW5dfIpRqbw

>>73753453
remember being a teen with no cash for liquor, sell that exact eyehategod record to get some...
them were the days

>>73753580
don't like the clip but the music's great

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>>73753580
Nice. I forgot about Nitro (their whole existence, really) and Warrant—Cherry Pie.

>>73752140
top pleb

>>73753642
Nitro never clicked with me desu and I'm a pretty big sleaze fiend

>>73753634
I guess that's not the clip, that's just some random video that gave the uploader a woody

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>>73753642
not me

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>>73753655
>>73753634
funnily enough, I thought the other song from toys the anon posted in the last thread was better than this (which I posted only for kicks, din't even know the band) but the clip I couldn't watch.

>>73753649
Same here, but I was talking about the cheesiest moments of glam.
Nitro are like glam taken to the limit. Probably THE biggest hair in music, 4-neck guitar, I wonder where they could go from there

>>73753671
well for starters they could make music that's not boring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJoANg1jvUA#t=2m2s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWKh_k-dUxc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWKh_k-dUxc#t=1m17s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnuckdJxyU8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGWEEpepNp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fxFRS4d9O0#t=22s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=190MVqJEGCY#t=2m20s

Skinheads are genetically superior in riff writing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Za0gWXJW1w

those posers will never understand rock'n'roll

>>73753679
I guess no one cared, ridiculous hair and 4 neck guitar was enough to sell concert tickets

>>73753520
Hit on women and drink too much.

>>73753726
SHIT METAL

FOR TRYHARD POSERS


now listen to this and get enlightened (and hopefully laid)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CcTYsMHYU

>>73753754
t. faggot homofag

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>>73753761
y u angri

>>73753754
what's that robot chick doing here?

>>73753776
such is the nature of alt-right nu-males

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqKLuegPPxk

>>73753785
Nu males fear Arghoslent

>>73753791
>nu-males fear nu-males

>>73753754
those groupies tho

>>73753800
Nu males are anti racist leftists, not white nationalists

>>73753809
Nu-males are huge pussies regardless of their political alignment. Some get triggered by racists, some get triggered by nigs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn7rSQCHoKc

>>73753788
Impressive vocals

>>73753816
Wrong, nu males are inherently beta leftists, any leftist is beta

>>73753816
>now that beta and alpha distinctions have revealed their meme status, let's bring in nu-male as a term

Back in the day we used to just say "wimps and posers" it was less confusing

BLAST IT OUT YOUR ASS
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbbjyZmTgJc

>>73753851
I'd blast it up her ass.

>>73753858
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCpDrfztxhM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omLneY5jam4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep7o6In3fzE
this shit is good!

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>Check Deafhaven reviews
>"Wow black metal has evolved so much"
>"Elitists dont get it, they hate progress"
>Check number of reviews and ratings
>literally more than any black metal release EVER even fucking filosofem

>>73750748
Was Chuck actually gay?

>>73753938
>/metal/fags are still ranting about a shitty irrelevant album from 2013
who cares

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>>73753754
Tfw no one writes odes to radio anymore

>>73753954
I saw their live show someone linked and it was awful and I was wondering how popular they are

>>73753938
Sunbather was an inside job to destroy Black Metal's eternal legacy. Thankfully numales got pointed out, sunbather ostracized from the actual community and so Black Metal will rule the underground forever.

>>73753962
this, that song made me think about the same thing

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>tfw no floofy gf to listen to glam and get make-up and hair tips with

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This is pretty good

>>73753938
Dude please. RYM is a latrine. Absolute majority of users there is like the rest of /mu/, they are all nu-male parrots, it's an echo chamber of Pitchfork, Fantano, Scaruffi and others. Look at their top albums of all time, it's all Velvet Undershit, Rabioheab, Anne Frank Hotel and other diarrhea like that.

Does /metal/ have a discord group?

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Post T H I C C riffs

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>>73753982
You have no idea what you're talking about

>>73754016
Yeah but my point is, deafhaven reviews pretend to be above black metal and say how much it progresses over it, but they're actually never even been into black metal

>>73754006
stop expressing the torments of your soul with shitty /r9k/ memes

express them with power ballads

>>73754074

Deafheaven's music is pretty lame but they aren't complete dickheads, unlike their fans and promoters.

>>73754105
OK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K-TZ39ioJI

Post good recent songs by old bands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJUl6L2Sp84

>>73753982
>>73753938
You people make a fuss out of nothing.
People jumped onto this album mainly because it got approved by Pitchfork. They deemed it hipster-friendly and made it one of the AOTY. Then Deafhaven even played on their festival, to much delight of bearded hipsters with man buns wearing Ray-Ban glasses.
The truth is, BM and Deafhaven are in 2 completely separate worlds. They exist for 2 different crowds: BM is for metalheads, Deafhaven is for nu-males who drink craft beer, wear undercuts and avoid metal like plague. The 2 crowds detest each other, one band can't appeal to both.

numales fear Manilla Road
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tLQ-owmIS0c

>>73754156
>numales fear buttmetal like Manilla Road

>>73754156
I've never been able to get into Manilla Road because of how bad their singer is

>>73754161
:^)

>>73754148
Doesn't change the fact they pretend it's an evolution of BM

"Black Metal has traveled a long, strange road to arrive at this current juncture. What a glorious moment. Let us rejoice.

I want to dream."

>>73754092
These people have their own definition of progress: "it got injected with more elements I accept and cleansed of elements I reject".
To have their revenge, metalheads can destroy something hipsters love.

>>73754189
>To have their revenge, metalheads can destroy something hipsters love
Death Grips going black metal?

>>73754172
I think bad singers make for best metal vocalists

>>73749436
obsoletenova

>>73754120
(((They))) smoke weed (nu male morphine), anyone who does that is a loser.

>>73754192
or Radiohead with Arghoslent lyrics

>>73754135
That whole album was top tier stuff

>>73754182
See >>73754182
Don't take RYM reviews seriously. It's like YT comments except people are incredibly pompous and verbose about everything they say.

It's been a while since I visited these threads, but when did /metal/ become 90% "reee nu-males" and bad baiting? It used to be decent

>>73754208
This is more like it

>>73754213
if you think numales aren't real, you're probably one of them

>>73754161
Yes. Good observation. Now be a good goy and listen to deafheaven.

>>73751338
good stuff desu, you should have fallen for it

>>73752365
Decent

Also: ST ANGER IS THE BEST METALLICA ALBUM AND THIS CANNOT BE PROVEN UNTRUE

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>external drives don't provide confirmation prompts
>wanted to delete a duplicate album cover
>accidentally my entire 125GB library with a single click

>>73751338
Btbam and tdep are the only bands on that list i like, and even then i think they arent metal, btbam is just prog rock with screams and chugga-chugga and tdep is a hardcore punk band for their first album and techy pop-rock for their other ones.

>>73754224
It's not a question of nu-males being real or not, it's a question of people being so obsessed with a concept or image everything has to be about it. If you're talking about music and all you have to say is "this album/band/song is liked by an abstract niche I dislike", then you're less worried about music and more worried about image.

>>73754231
St anger is better than black album, load and reload but not better than anything else they did.

>>73754254
Nah i'd probably rank The Black Album and ReLoad over St. Anger. Load is just boring for me

>>73754231
INVISIBLE KID
NEVER SEE WHAT HE DID
GOT STUCK WHERE HE HID
FALLEN THROUGH THE GRID
INVISIBLE KID
GOT A PLACE OF HIS OWN
WHERE HE'LL NEVER BE KNOWN
INWARD HE'S GROWN
INVISIBLE KID
LOCKED AWAY IN HIS BRAIN
FROM THE SHAME AND THE PAIN
WORLD DOWN THE DRAIN
INVISIBLE KID
SUSPICIOUS OF YOUR TOUCH
DON'T WANT NO CRUTCH
BUT IT'S ALL TOO MUCH

>>73754192
I suggest the following: appropriate something quintessentially hispterish, and inject it with some of the following
>songs with raunchy lyrics
>pro-corporate and anti-liberal
>portraying blacks as criminals and degrading rap
>attack hipster darling like Grimes and Kendrick Lamar
>highly Christian
>odes to straight white males, male power and white heritage

>>73754249
Nu-males like legitimately good bands like motorhead, sabbath and gorguts but most of the stuff they like is trendy trash that doesnt hold up for more than a year.

>>73754267
I miss Seth Putnam

>>73754265
That's probably my favorite from the album just because of how robot it is and how it appeals to the robot in me.
Frantic is pretty good too.

>>73754239
is it all lost? isn't there a way to restore it somehow if it's HDD

>>73754267
Anal cunt and burzum did most of that. It turned out ok for ac but burzum has mostly hipster followers.

>>73754275
What's a "nu-male"?

>>73754262
I couldnt get through load, black album is pretty generic to the point of it being painfully boring, st anger is garbage that has some kind of appeal to me that puts it above their other bad stuff. Havent listened to reload because i expected it to be a clone of load.

>>73754305
I can't stand load. I agree with the black album to an extent. That's why i like st. Anger. Reload has more energy than load on some tracks, definitely deserves a listen

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>>73754297
A man that calls himself a feminist and agrees with left wing belifs. Right wing numales are just called beta males (see pic related, i imagine this is everyone itt)

BEYOND THE GATES OF HELL
LOOKING IN THE DARK
FOREVER
I WILL BE
BEYOND THE GATES OF HELL

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>>73754249
>>73754213
It's not the image. It means the songs have vibes which make you feel like a numale. Like sad lyrics about being a weak loser or a fag, soft music afraid of any aggression, topics like weed/atheism/anti-corporate, etc.

>>73754231
This is obviously ridiculous but I genuinely think All Within My Hands and The Unnamed Feeling are some of Metallica's better songs and it irritates me that they never play them

>>73754324
How would you rank their most recent 2 albums? For me the order of their discog quality goes
>kill em all>master of puppets>ride the lightning>justice>hardwired>deathmagnetic>stanger>black album>load

>>73754249
pretend it's a decade ago and replace every instance of nu-male with hipster, pretend it's two decades ago and replace every instance of nu-male with poser

the median age of the thread is legitimately probably around 16 so they don't remember this but the faster you understand it's a trend wrapped in a trend to point out trendies the faster it loses significance. the obsession is there because it reinforces people's self-identity

>>73754366
not him but
RTL>KEA>AJFA>MOP>HTSD>DM>horseshit>slayer post-1990>SA>black>(re)load

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>>73754376
dude I just listen to fucking metal

>>73754366
Personally for me it goes

Justice>Master>Lightning>Hardwired>Kill em All>Load/Reload>Death Magnetic>Black Album>St Anger

>>73754288
But Burzum also helped spread a lot of right wings sentiment. He's a poster boy for this pretty much. It's in his music, and hipsters don't know they're being influenced by it, to some extent.
Still, there's one certain way to repel hipsters. You can be deliberately uncool. Aggressive, brutal, but deliberately anti-fashion. For example, you could wear a mullet, a cross, McDonalds t-shirt or Eagles t-shirt.
In their core, hipsters all have daddy issues and are leftists. So the real way way to fight them is to force them family values, patriotism, "dad rock", religion, etc. They'll be repelled by it instantly.

>>73754362
All Within and Unamed are good. I never really skip them, they're really catchy.
>>73754366
Quality (First being worst then gets better)
load<st.anger<Reload<black<hardwired<DM<Kill Em All<Ride The Lightning<MOP<AJFA

Do you see what i see?

>>73749732
It's good

>>73751338
I always thought -core was fag shit even when I was a nu-metal kid.

>>73754402
Most hipsters wouldnt know about thuelean perspective, let alone understand vargs screeching or the imagery, so it has no influence.

>>73754208
kek

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>>73754066

>>73749489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8miZRD5jW6M

>>73751892
...For Victory is better

I just came up with the tightest possible stoner doom album title


are you fags ready?


here it comes:


Weedcraft


whaddya think?

>>73754531
All bolt thrower albums are of the same objective quality, it a boils down to personal opinion.

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LIGHTNING!

>>73754402
Is this your band?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhPBrMSeMHE

>>73754555
>reddit spacing

>>73754562
Should that even be stated? It's quite obvious everyone has their preference, but ...For Victory, for me at least, has the best riffs and the title track rips.

>>73754555
stoner doom albums with "weed" in the title suck

>>73754572
is necessary to show everyone that my post is more important

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Doro Pesch gives me a woody if you know what I mean
Her concert videos are nice when you get the back view

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>>73754646
pleb

>>73754646
How spankable is she?

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*kills glam*

>>73749941
the second one looks the best

>>73754664
Check this https://youtu.be/I3ac4mMenak?t=1m10s
(This is a good song btw)

>>73754682
I don't think so, sugar.

>>73754700
>no visible buttcrack
wew

diaperbutt much?

>>73754682
Bon Jovi destroyed alt rock in 2000 https://youtu.be/vx2u5uUu3DE
Alt shit btfo

>>73754720
t. >>73751327

>>73754742
It's okay, diaperbutts are very spankable.

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We know nu-males exist and even preform metal, but their influence is marginal on society because of their self-destructive tendencies.
That being said and realizing that nu-males aren't really a threat, are there actual unironic SJW bands that are creeping into metal?
Also, I don't mean shitty academics like Karl Spracklen, but bands that take themselves seriously and are actively pushing a leftist agenda using their music as a platform.

>>73751656
jared dines is probably my least favourite youtuber

>>73754773
Brujeria and cattle decap?

>>73754775
>*Blocks your path*
https://youtu.be/c2MOE19UVyA

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What does /metal/ use to listen to metal?

Pic related is what I use, MrSpeakers Alpha Dogs
Also Hifiman He400i

LET FREEDOM RING WITH A SHOTGUN

BLAST
L
A
S
T

>>73754818
all youtube guitarists and metal people make me so angry

NEW THREAD
>>73754841
>>73754841
>>73754841

>>73754773
SJWs hate rock music because it's exclusively white. They are the people who claim white people stole jazz and rock from black people.
That said, there are plenty leftists in rock. But, you can't take emotion from sound. Distorted guitar and bass with satanic riffs by definition have very aggressive, powerful, masculine undertone. And yes, there are very few blacks in rock. Also, it has gradually pushed away all black influences it had.

>>73754818
Absolutely fucking this.

The dumb cunt is the newest of males. There's nothing respectable about this cunt.

I forget which video it was, but the first video of his that I watched had my in a bewildered rage for 8 days. It had something to do with thinking Alice in Chains was a heavy metal band, along with a slew of other bands that really weren't metal. He's the kind of douche bag that believes in alt metal. He deserves an execution.

>>73754852
cringe

>>73754852
>>73754989
I'd love to see what you guys look and act like in real life.

>>73754393
this guy gets it