>You are an 18 year old girl from small city of Japan Amerilard

>implying he's not using poor english to reinforce the fact that the girl is foreign
pinkerton's lyrics aren't great, but rivers isn't retarded. he went to harvard

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>>73748306
>can't even quote it right

>>73748367
>>73748334
I seem to have gotten two responses that indicate two different things.

Which is it Ameritards?

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>>73748306
japan is my city

>>73748459
why are u so obsessed with america pussy?

>>73748334
>Harvard

Are we still pretending like that's a big deal?

>>73748459
it's from an actual letter rivers got from a japanese girl, hence the not so great english.

>I jerked off to your letter until I started cumming blood


What the fuck, Rivers?

Anybody got that quote from Rivers about the hookers?

>>73748862
“I became frustrated with the groupie situation,” Rivers explained. “It just feels unethical to be with fans. I feel like I’m a psychologist and they’re my clients. When we’re on tour, I try to find a massage parlor wherever we go. It’s become a ritual – wandering around the seedy district at three in the morning, searching for some action. I prefer the full body massage with a ‘happy ending’. It can start to feel kind of empty after a while, but you can meet some really cool people. A lot of times it’s the older ladies I really like – they have this nice maternal vibe. The reason I started with the prostitutes was solely to work on my negotiating skills. Once I mastered negotiating with a naked woman asking me for money, dealing with Interscope was a piece of cake.”

>>73748915
Reminder that Rivers' mother is a massage therapist, which really puts the "nice maternal vibe" thing into an even creepier light

There is not a single city in Japan

>>73748630
he probably got into being rivers cuomo, it looks good to have famous people go to your school

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>>73748334
>rivers isn't retarded

>>73750292
he dropped out of harvard to start weezer wtf are you talking about.

>>73748334
I agree with your post except for the "he want to harvard" remark. that quite literally does not mean anything.

>>73748630
this

>>73750292
also very much this. I'm from the Boston area and my uncle went to Harvard and I know a lot of other people who did. Harvard is a unique school in that they have one of if not the best reputations in the world. However, they put so much work into retaining that reputation. One way of doing that is recruiting people who are either already successful for their work or people who are very talented and have shown minor accomplishments in that work. Being a celebrity means a LOT.

>>73750389
no he didn't