When girls ask what music you like what do you tell them?
They won't understand my patrician taste so I need bands to make them wet.
grimes
failing that, the chainsmokers or katy perry or whatever.
if they are unimpressed with grimes thats when i know im dealing with some hard core hipster bullshit and break out the harsh noise and japanese samba artists.
Whatever you're listening to at the moment.
"I listen to a bit of everything, but lately I've been listening to a lot of post-punk, shoegaze, and black metal. A little bit of ambient music too. How about you?"
If you can't be honest with a woman then why would you date her
>>73695074
It's a trick question.
Listening to music if for emotional pussies, girls don't like that.
The real answer is "I don't listen to music, I go to work and make $130,000 a year".
>>73695131
Umm, because she has a wet, warm hole?
>>73695148
this. the only acceptable time for a real man to listen to music is when he's working out, when he should exclusively listen to trap and metal through beats headphones
>>73695177
Use tinder for that.
>>73695074
The "correct" answer is: "Whatever's on."
Slipknot
>>73695177
if that's all you're looking for, I'm pretty sure you should look into becoming a homosexual
>>73695177
>*four wet, warm holes
FTFY
>>73695297
This desu, gay men LOVE to party
>>73695592
Mouth, ass, vagina. And which is the fourth one? Nostrils? Urethra?
>>73695177
if that's all you're looking for just use your hand faggot
>>73696386
seconding this
I say post-punk and they fucking love it because they think I'm talking about ADTR or some shit
just tell them the genres.