What exactly makes an album "nu-male"?
>>73630433
If it's popular online and not part of a kekistani meme.
Why's Pantera on there? They're one of the biggest nu-male repellants I can think of.
>>73630433
it's better than the trash neckbeards like to call "trve metal"
>>73630459
Pantera is essential "look at how tough I am" nu male music. They might be rednecks, but these days they largely appeal to nu males.
>>73630423
Cynic and Gorguts don't fit here.
Is nu-male a euphemism for male-feminist, progressive leftist , or the more straightforward overused "cuck"?
Why do people pretend Opeth is good?
>>73630528
It's whatever you want it to be.
There needs to be a version of this chart with non-metal for baiting purposes, just don't fuck it up by making it insanely obvious.
>>73630423
So basically all metal is nu-male metal
>>73630564
yes
>>73630533
autism
>>73630423
/metal is a fucking joke
>>73630563
It would basically be /mu/core
Agree except for the sword
>>73630563
>>73631362
nice
>>73631362
kero kero bonito is /mu/core now?
>guitars in 2017
alright granddad, keep your slippers on
>>73631362
>Deathconciousness isn't there
>But Giles Corey is
feels good to have good taste
>>73630461
I'm a neckbeard and I like "nu-male" metal more than trve metal.
>>73630423
Im bretty sure the people who only listen to the stuff in that chart, would be the first to complain about sjws, gamergate, and general feminism, etc. Nu-males listen to Rap like Kanye, Kendrick, J Cole and pop rock like The Killers, Muse, etc.
>>73630423
>dont listen to any of those albums
>my girlfriend peg me and i like it a lot
>>73631362
>>73630423
>>73630433
What exactly is "nu-male"?
Like a new male? Like a woman that transformed into a male, so it's a "new" male?.
All these males that are called "nu-male" are natural born males and have been males for a long time.
>>73631762
>>73631840
I like how they threw in Sam Hyde for comparison to a real male
>>73632008
San Hyde is an edgy nu male.
>>73630433
If it's an effeminate, melodic, emotional, less abrasive, less heavy, or more accessible alternative to another album in its genre, it's for numals.
>>73630923
I don't know whether the Sword is nu-male, but I do know it's shit.
>>73630433
"Indie" style metal pretty much
The gayes Album in the list is astronoid - air
>lets sing like mcr but play """""black metal"""""""
>>73631605
Muse is pop now lmao
You NEETs are such losers lol
>>73630423
>Calisporkia
Accurate
>>73630423
So what separates Nu Male music from p4k core
>>73632098
Obscura is the opposite of that.
>>73630423
>rust in peace
>nu male
wat
>>73630528
Nu-male bingo.
Find out if you're a nu-male.
>>73632098
No, its the opposite. Nu males choose music to make people think whatever to counteract their effeminate nature
>>73632098
Ok that makes sense but how do any of those things describe Pantera
>>73630423
Half the albums shouldn't be on there. Needs a lot more hip-hop.
>>73630423
Everytime I see this image.
>>73633301
Read the fucking title nigger
>>73632675
whew, not a single one. You faggots better remember this the next time you feel like calling me a nu male.
>I got called a nu male recently for not listening to noise
>every noise fan and listener I know is a nu male
wtf
>>73634185
How can you not like Kenny Chesney?
>giving any sort of a fuck about whether something is nu male or not
>>73630423
>mfw I only like one of these albums
>>73631554
one of the best pop albums of the 2010s
based CRUSHER doesn't effect the music quality
On here, nu male doesn't really have a fixed meaning. Basically if you dislike something, you call it foggy and for nu males.
>>73630423
So, this is what triggers the metal autists? Must be good records then.
>>73633924
>he checked
Fuck man, what a nu male.
>>73630423
don't forget the expansion
>>73634185
i agree, all noise fans are low test nu-males
>>73636101
leave nightbringer alone, meanie
>>73631605
sorry bro, but in general, metalheads (especially fucking americans) tend to be extremely politically correct these days.
>>73631362
this is just general mucore
>>73632675
>>73632675
I don't get whats wrong with this one.
>>73636608
The quotations are things that you would say to other people.
op is still a virgin
>>73636739
I added another thing.
all that generic soundcloud lofi hiphop beats shit
>>73630433
Nothing. It's a made up term used by /pol/ types.
>>73632675
>>73632691
>>73636101
>havok
>iron reagan
explain yourself
>>73638397
t. nu-male
>>73638657
t. retard
>>73632675
I don't think /pol/ is in any position to be calling people "nu-males" when their meetups unironically look like this.
>>73630423
>>73631362
These represent my taste in music almost perfectly. I fucking hate megadeth and cynic though.
>>73636101
what are the names of all these bands/albums? Because i dont recognise many and I expect I will like most of it.
>>73632098
So a majority of these albums aren't, by that definition, "nu-male?" The Great Southern Trendkill? Weighing Souls with Sand? Jane Doe? Obscura? Slow, Deep, and Hard? Rust in Peace? That's just a few. This list is a fucking mess.
i love how the people itt can't even agree on what a nu-male is
hilarious
>>73631362
Holy damn not even metalfags are safe now
>>73632675
I'm happy now, nothing applies to me
But I like most albums on the charts
send help
>itt triggered numales
kek
>>73632675