>*instrumental to 'Boyz in Da Hood' starts playing*
>"Ayo white boi, spit a few bars"
>*snoop dogg tosses you the mic*
what do?
Jesus fuck I struggle to ask for salt at Mcdonalds you think I can rap?
>>73585141
>"Did I stutter cracka? Get on the muthafuckin' mic"
>>73585151
UH I RIDE IN THE STREETS WITH MY LITTLE DEUCE COUPE THE BOYS AND ME SURFIN DOWN TOWN TO THE BEACH
WE ALL GET HIGH AND HANG DOWN LOW CHILLIN WITH THE GIRLS AND LOOSIN CONTROL
>>73585122
>>73585151
I ain't fucking rapping till you play a better beat.
I know you don't MAKE good beats anymore but you can at least play one.
>>73585122
>>73585122
KINDA LIKE A CLOUD I WAS WAY UP IN THE SKY
AND I WAS FEELING SOME FEELINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
SOMETIMES I DON'T BELIEVE IN MYSELF
AND I DECIDED I WAS NEVER COMING DOWN
JUST THEN A TINY LITTLE DOT CAUGHT MY EYE
IT WAS JUST ABOUT TOO SMALL TO SEE
BUT I WATCHED FOR WAY TOO LONG
THAT DOT WAS PULLING ME DOWN
I WAS UP ABOVE IT
NOW I'M DOWN IN IT
*clears throat*
....
Beetles
Under my carpet
Under my feet
They come out in the heat
Coke in the ceiling, bitch niggas in they feelings
On my fourwheels hot wheels two wheeling
40 to your shoulder make a nigga spin reeling
Shoulda took your mom's advice and never start dealing
Consume a pilly
Roll up in yo hood like John Dilly
Back the fuck up, what are you silly?
See yo bitch, time to cop a feely
>>73585122
>Cop killer
>Let's kill the cops tonight
>Cop killer
>Kill every cop in sight
>Laaaaaaaaaaw
>Against the
>Laaaaaaaaaaw
>Against the
trappin selling cocaine
im never broke mang
powder looks like rice
if i catch you in the streets ill have you deliberating twice
killed your homie yesterday
gonna make it you today
i fucked your bitch, mkay
Cruisin' down the sea in my wood boat
Pillage the towns, beheading my foes
Went to the mountain for my ancestor's blessin'
Some Moor fools just couldn't help but start steppin'
Pulled out the greatsword, the steel was true
One after the next, I ran them through
The blood ran red, seeping into the grass
When you see these blue eyes, let me pass
'Cos the Nords past the woods are always hard
If you breed with an Aryan then prepare to spar
This light skinned power, is so legit
Don't quote me, Gunther, I'll get in shit.
>>73585296
I actually like this one.