>Working at the bar at an Avalanches gig
>Faggot in glasses and suede jacket comes up to me
>''h..Hey can I have a merlot please''
>Only have Cabernet Sav
>''o.Oh I'll just take a whiskey then''
>Ice?
>''No thanks''
Poured this faggot a drink and laughed at how patrish he thought he was
This is your average /mu/tant
More concert stories please
>>73570426
>Barmaids laughing at other people's expense
>>73570426
he probably grimaced after every sip too right
>>73570426
merlot a shit
>>73570426
i don't get it
>>73570522
bump
>>73570426
>OP admits to being a bartender
lol poor fag, go beg for some tips
>>73570426
>Run The Jewels
>Every faggot that comes in is wearing plaid, has a beard or a man bun
>All order the IPA or Tiger lager
>Only one tap of each
>Runs out pretty quick
>They start drinking non alcoholic weiss beer instead of just getting a Heineken or something
>>73570459
Stay mad faggot, qt3.14s tipping me like crazy
>>73570583
Bar manager, I aint no minimum wage cuck
>>73570611
I thought about becoming barkeeper but I don't know if I'm good enough at the whole talking to the guests thing? does that come natural? is it enough to just talk to the people who start talking to you?
>>73570662
Yeah mang, you'll be able to tell who wants a drink and nothing else and the ones that want to talk and shoot the shit
Just don't be the faggot that nods, smiles, laughs and says yeah to everything they say. You'll look autistic
>>73570662
depends on the environment. if it's a super busy, weekend-warrior place, people just order drinks and just leave. At townie dives you'll have regulars that come in regularly expecting you to be their psychotherapist.