Please God, make him in a good mood tonight. Don't let him

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>in my life
>I beat my wife

Bump like he bumped Cyn

>I used to be cruel to my woman
>I beat her and kept apart from the things that she loved

Wow, hardcore

>woke up fell out of bed
>dragged a fist across her head

W O W

>I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY
>ABOUT A LUCKY MAN WHO BEAT HIS WIFE

>COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW


>beat your wife

>Please dont wake me now
>Dont shake me
>Leave me where I am
>I'm only beating my wife

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THIS IS NOT MY BEATABLE WIFE

TWIST AND SHOUT

>>73568935

she had it coming.

>>73568935
>my
>not ours
selfish bitch

>>73570671
Maybe it wasnt his? Who wants to raise a baby with a wifebeater?

>One of these days Cynthia
>POW
>Right in the kisser!

>>73570282
their best song tbqh

these threads are even worse than Mike Love threads they're such a bummer

>>73568935
Even then, she was a ruff old boiler.

>>73568935
She trapped him with an accident, he made her wish she hadn't. Seems fair. She got half his dough when they divorced, which is not bad going for one five minute back-alley-tier shag in 1961.

>living is easy with fists closed
>mistreating your family
>it's getting hard to be my wife but it all works out
>it doesn't matter much to me

Joking apart, if you had settled for the only available wet, warm hole one night, then suddenly she's in touch to say that she's pregnant and won't get an abortion, you'd be pissed, wouldn't you?

>>73570066
That was Paul's

>>73571324
Should have used a condom, didn't John know about AIDS?

>>73571555

It was the 60s breh, people genuinely believed that if you had sex standing up you couldn't get pregnant

>>73571555
They only discovered it after he died, so no, he didn't.

>>73571809
:)