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>Walk into a Starbucks in downtown la
>Helped by typical hipster looking barista, tatted up, mustache, plaid button up.
>Notices my David Bowie pin that I was wearing
>"Didn't he die a year ago? What's your favorite album, anon?"
>I knew he was testing me to see if I was a poser who knew nothing about Bowie.
>"Station to Station is probably my favorite"
>Gives me a weird stare. "That's not an album anon, that's a song."
>"Hmm, I'm pretty sure it's an album, I own a copy of it"
>Proceeds to argue like a dumbass. "I'm positive that's not an album, anon. Anyways mine is that Ziggy Stardust one with the lightning bolt on his face."
>Caught him giving me decaf shots for my drink, but walk away drink my coffee like a fucking god.
>mrw when triggered barista faggot tried testing my knowledge of Bowie and knew absolutely nothing about the well crafted masterpiece that is Station to Station.
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Lmao some of those guys are actually good, the key is to tricking them into believing you buy their bullshit so they can maintain their air of thinking they're better than you.
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>>73526818
I seriously hope this never happened
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>he actually says anon
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>>73526858
I swear to you this happened. This was probably around last December at a Starbucks in Little Tokyo. My cousin, who is a Bowie man himself, witnessed it and was completely dumbfucked over what this idiot was telling me.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I believe you anon
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That barista is probably going to think about that encounter alot tonight while trying to fall asleep. He might kill him self.
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>>73527110
I hope he does desu
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>>73526934
hey anon where did you get that ?
i want one.
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>>73527198
Got it as a gift, not sure where it's from, sorry mate.
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