I tried to play a guitar but I literally have no fucking clue

>>73486143
Funkadelic - Maggot Brain

>>73486143
>I tried to play a guitar but I literally have no fucking clue how this is supposed to work
>/mu/

>>73486143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ34dCAKtmQ

>>73486143
G C D = sex

>>73486207
throw an Em in there for ultimate poon

>>73486155

This is relating to music
Guitars are musical instruments

>>73486207
add an Em to this OP and you will be able to play every song ever made and pussy will flock to you

>>73486143
>I tried to play a guitar but I literally have no fucking clue how this is supposed to work
>I feel like a talentless hack now
Everyone feels like that when starting something, friend. Just persevere.

>>73486226
How the fuck does this thing work though?
Where do your fingers go?
What string do you ding?
How do you move your fingers all around?

>>73486248
>fingers go
look up how to play a d chord
strum with a pick or use you fingers like one
you ding the strings it tells you

record an album consisting entirely of improvised melodies over open strings
say theory is shit and it's in the emotion, mang

>>73486143
King Crimson - Fracture
This'll make you feel inadequate as hell

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I literally just started playing a week ago, and I'm pretty sure I've 'mastered' 10 chords.


You cant be possibly worse than me, are you?

>>73486143
how to play guitar solos that aren't just shitty blues licks like every internet guide says to do

>>73486679
lern2lern

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>>73486637
>I'm pretty sure I've 'mastered' 10 chords.

>>73486143
Don't give up OP
Just take a look at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqQ7tU26Q6E

>>73486830
This video gave me cancer and I'll never play a guitar again.

>>73486143
stop listening to music and practice dummy!!!!!!!!!!

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>>73486143
Just practice and then you can suck but kinda seem good like me...

https://youtu.be/Ejgb3PUhmuk

>>73487195
that looks fun, how long did it take you to reach that skill level

>>73487225
About 5 years. It is pretty fun

"If I never saw anyone play the guitar with my own eyes I'd think it was a physicaly impossible thing to do" - Otto Peteron

>>73486150
kek

Why the fuck would you expect to be good at something you have never done before?

>>73486222
>The joke.
>Your head.
Also, le reddit spacing!11!!1!

>>73486143
get a kantele

>>73487570
I would too. You play the guitar with your hands, not your eyes! Ha ha! The horror!

>>73486143
The Shaggs
You'll probably feel less of a hack after listening to any of their songs.

>>73488287
this post made me wince.

>>73486143
maybe you should take a lesson, you're not going to get anywhere fast just smashing your fingers randomly into the frets

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Start here.
Good luck.