/metal/

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only death is real

How did you feel when a Redditor completely btfo /metal/?

Link here (continue down the comments chain): >>73476900

Truly upvote worthy!

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>>73479737
Third for Deathspell Omega is for basic bitches who can't into real metal with real substance

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this week kills the eternal nu-male

is there any good metal from belgium?

DsO is so ridiculously accessible, it's pretty much the next step for metal newbies after getting tired of Korn

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I piss on Sonic Youth, those fucking bitches

>>73479794
>death
t. nuest male

>>73479804
yes, ostrogoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVJ9ILlq4kk

>>73479750
great nu-male chart, I now know what to avoid

>>73479784
>>73479814
t. Nu-males

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>>73479804
duh

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>>73479794
+

>>73479750
is this the DMU-core chart?

>>73479804
Iron Mask is a pretty good power metla band

>>73479804
Ostrogoth

>>73479830
anon are we listening to the same stuff??? I bet you are the guy who posts awesome links here, songs that I really like. Are you from /esg/ perhaps?

it astounds me how this general continues to consistently be shit

>>73479860
Actually it's better than ever because people post more trve metal and less hipster crap.

>Just came 5 times in a row
salsa rap for this feel ?

>>73479834
>I'm n-not an entry level bleb ;_;
Sorry you can only enjoy accessible shit dm

Guys, Im really into Slipknot, what band should I check out next?

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2nd track is sucky too

>>73479895
DsO

>>73479895
Bon Jovi

>>73479895
Deathspell Omega

>>73479895
Mars Volta

>>73479895
Slayer, then Burzum, then actual metal

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>>73479836
Fucking 10/10 album from an overall 8.7/10 band. But I think pic related would be a better point of entry for someone new to their weirdness

>>73479904
nu-male

>>73479895
dso are entry level enough for you, go backwards from the second to last ep and stop at the third album then go forwards from the first demo skipping the first two and contextualize it with the third to sixth lps and then the bookended eps

>>73479895
W A S P

>>73479893
That anon's talking about DsO though. Pretty sure that isn't DM....

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>>73479895
pic related for sure
>>73479925
t. pleb

>>73479895
OsD

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why is meal moving so fast!

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>>73479940
did someone say OSD

>>73479857
>I bet you are the guy who posts awesome links here
Of course, i'm the guy who post power and glam
>Are you from /esg/ perhaps?
Eehh... no, i only visit /pol/, /his/, /mu/ and /vg/

>>73479906
>>73479913
>>73479921
Neat! This place is very helpful. \m/ \m/

>>73479936
>Kenose
>DM

>>73479957
summer

>>73479957
because ritalin and speed metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1t4QcQhQPI

>>73479967
I know, it's pretty entry level, but he's just getting into metal

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>>73479962
>i'm the guy who post power and glam

eeeexactly

nevermind, but you 're cool in my book

>>73479957
They got triggered hard by some reddit troll so they are trying retaliate.

>>73479965
we're helpful if someone asks an actual question
see
>>73479804
we're not helpful for memes

Best speed metal song ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WEwxfdFraM

>>73479917
3rd track is good

>>73479985
It's not dm though

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>>73479968
>literally the first day of summer
>thread moves 10 times as fast
hmm

>>73480004
I'm so sorry dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdCwdfjMqHg

>>73480021
it's literally the most entry level tecc deaf there is

Give me metal that sounds like it's passed out in the alley way from a cocktail of drugs and is covered in its own vomit and urine

recommend me quality doom

>>73480049
finally, a legit reason to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTpKjuCuh8Y

>>73480048
Uhhh, sure.

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post your favourite death metal albums

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>>73480049

>>73480063
Deathspell Omega is 100% form and 0% content. This has all the flashy surface-decorators: slow/fast, soft/LOUD, and harmonic dissonance/melodic consonance contrasts. These are employed without any artistic purpose behind the techniques. The chords are complex and weird, only for the sake of sounding different - and they sound like a joke. Instead of creating any distorted or frightening atmosphere, which might be expected from the way the band is marketed, the chords sound ironically happy. In an attempt to conceal the internal artistic void, they make the surface aesthetic very chaotic, with disjointed technical riffs and dissonant arpeggios all over the place. This is really like any other tech death, except that it has a different imagery and the slow, quiet parts to ensure the fanboys that it is something "innovative" and "deep." (To the dimwits who claim this is "black metal": there is only one black metal riff on the EP - the one that opens the third song.) The production is, of course, polished and sterile, since that would further differentiate the band from real black metal, increasing the hipster appeal. If Xasthur is emo, then Deathspell Omega is indie. In fact, we could get rid of the "if" part without sacrificing much accuracy. Xasthur is emo. Deathspell Omega is indie. If this is pushing the sonic and intellectual envelopes of black metal, then Metallica's self-titled pushed the sonic and intellectual envelopes of thrash metal.

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>>73480070

>wanna beat women
metal for this feel?

>>73480061
This is fuckin ace

>>73480070
That's a Malmsteen album dude

>>73480100
10/10 second favourite dm album after Fas - Ite[...]

>>73480106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0

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>>73480070

>>73480117
The song that starts at around 17:00 is great.

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>>73480106

>>73480106
I also want to beat up women but I want them to be into it and beg me to do it. Metal for this feel?

>>73480180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wQvXDUBaME

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>>73480061
WHY DID YOU KEEP THIS FOR YOURSELF FOR SO LONG?!!!!

>>73480217
fuck yeah

>>73480180
early X Japan

so what ISN'T nu-male metal then?

>>73480291
Manilla Road

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what's that japanese technical death metal band people used to praise around here?

>>73480291
stryper

>>73480291
You REALLY need to stop asking this shit every general, numale

Guys what sucks more: DsO or /metal/? How can two things be so awful?

>>73480291
stuff that sounds like priest, venom, or manowar

>>73480291
arghoslent

>>73480307
babymetal

>>73480291
manowar
also this >>73480305 >>73480314

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>>73480307
Iunno, Vortex? I can't remember it being praised around here, save maybe one or two posts, but it's the only japanese tech band I remember

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no nu-males here

>>73480347
yeah vortex was what i was looking for thanks man

>>73480321
at least metal changes, but dso will always be babbys first dm

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>>73480364
>pig destroyer
so close, and yet so far

Is post-metal a meme genre?

>>73480291
Anything that's extremely boring and one dimensional. No variety. No interesting rhythms. No dynamics. No timbres. No cool progressions.

>>73480364
>suffocation-human waste
how the hell does that saw work?

>>73480388
i'm sorry it's a guilty pleasure

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Doom>industrial>sludge>drone>death

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>>73480364
are you the oc wigger anon?

>>73480370
Eh, metal's been shit this decade as well. No expectations of change any time soon.

>>73480409
pizza cutter my man

>>73480441
but to what is that blade attached?

>>73480437
you mean the OG wigger that loves WTC?
if so then yes

>>73480224
Oh man I post it pretty often but it never catches on.
>>73480180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy2O_v7uQg8
Also fuck you there's nothing wrong with enjoying Cradle of Filth from time to time.

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>>73480457
as you can see there is some rope that ties the blade to the stick

This automatically defeats the nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7CGuIKhtA8

>>73480467
ye! I like you, this must be the first time somebody rocked Short Bus Pile Up and Cemetery Rapist on here

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>>73480407
You just described the entirety of this chart

>>73480508
looks more like an ax with an autistic circular head than a saw

>>73480508
but how can it spin?

>>73480525
absolute classics in the wigger scene my man

>>73480407
That's nu-male metal.
True metal is fun and has awesome rhythm, melody and catchiness

>>73480559
>metal is fun

Out you go.

>>73480570
t.

>tfw my classmates bullied me into sucking their dicks during high school
>tfw even a janitor joined in once

Metal for this feel ?

>>73480533
it's a pizza cutter for humans

>>73480545
he rolls

>>73480559
>nothing but guitars n drums
>always having same rhythm based on subgenre
>same 'loud' volume at all times
>progression still pop music track based
Yeah...non nu male real sounds so great!
>>73480531
That liturgy album alone has more sounds and dynamics than all non nu male metal put together. There's THAT much variety in that pic alone.

>>73480593
post nudes my man

>>73480593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk86FDqd5YY

>>73480570
t. nu-male
true metal is fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3CMlvrkN0

SUCK MY FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes

>>73480593
uh why not just fight them that's how i dealt with my bullies in high school

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>>73480616
gee, i sure wonder who could be behind this post

>>73480643
extremecuck metal was a mistake

>>73480649
It's probably hard to defend yourself when you're 4 feet tall, underweight and alone against 3 guys that want their dicks sucked.

>>73480616
leave the hall, nü-man

>>73480684
>4 feet tall, underweight and alone

What a fucking nerd. No wonder you got treated like the little slut you are.

>>73479895
Acid Bath

>>73480684
>4 feet tall
also being underweight is not such a big problem you just gotta know how to throw a proper hook

>118 farenheit
metal for this death?

>>73480643
SUCK IT
FUCK IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm2J4L1MJLw

>>73480710
Translate into non-retarded units and I might be able to help you

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>>73480710

rec me some maggot metal

>>73480593
Liturgy and Alcest
>>73480684
Also maybe you could have bitten one of their dicks off. See who wants a blowjob from you after that.

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>>73480754

some metal for when you receive the succ?

>>73480779
Pantera ft. Bjorn 'Speed' Strid

>>73480593
probaly some DSBM

Is there a sludge metal guide anywhere? Preferably from the 80s/90s?

is glam pantera nu-male?

>>73480593
Glam

>>73480808
Since both glam and groove are two of the three most numale genres ever, I'd say: Without a doubt

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>Lonesome the ray, of the return.
>Lonesome is the way of return.
apex usbm 2bh

>>73480851
Noontide is far superior

>>73480808
No, it's anti-nu-male

>>73480710
southern sludge

>no gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW3tXsxN_w

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>>73480851
>>73480861
>USBM
>good

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>>73480888
>not listening to Profanatica and Havohej

>>73480888
>muh norsk metul
spot the year 1 listener opinion

>>73480909
>anime reaction pic
no

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>>73480909
>berating someone for not listening to utter shit
>>73480919
>implying there's only two countries that make black metal

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>>73480924
yes

>>73480684
Are you a grill?

>not worshipping at the altar of von, gbk, demoncy, profanatica
spot the year 1 listener opinion

>>73480934
>not liking utter shit

Why are you here?

>>73480941
people thought I was until I hit 20 years old

>>73480827
What's the third?

>>73480963
to laugh at you

>>73480986
That's p specific dude

>>73480983
>implying it's not obviously power metal
it's obviously power metal

>>73480699
unironically this

>2:35
wtf literally scooby doo chase music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7RyScW5WJ0

>>73481027
That's a particularly retardedly designed knife he's wielding

>>73481203
it must be front-heavy as fuck

>listening to cold, grim, frostbitten black metal during a heat wave
I seriously hope you poseurs don't do this

>>73481232
The moment you try to stab something with it, it'll slip right off of your hands

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I put together my first chart

can someone rec soft meal, i'm super tired today

>>73481305
Now put together some taste and try again

>>73481305
dont bother making more

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>>73481318
the softest

>>73481318
Anything by Midnight Odyssey or try Nokturnal Mortum's Twilightfall, it's got a really lo-fi downtempo motorhead feel.

I'm sorry there's no Morbid Angel or Deicide on there you clueless faggot.

>>73481305
well, I think you got some good stuff on your chart!

what is the albums on the right of the first and second row?

>>73481444
I'm guessing you're referring to one of these two?

Thromos - Translunare Transzendez
Samael - Worship Him

>>73479904
>Talking shit about Infinite Dreams

No.

>>73481492
>row

>>73481365
Hands down, not joking, the most nu-male cover I have ever seen in my life.

>>73481514
>being this new

>>73481514
>you

>>73481512
RIIVAUS - Lyöden Taudein Ja Kirouksin

It's amazing.

>>73481514
lovely weather we're having

>>73481520
you have to remember that people literally born after 2000 are posting in these threads nowadays

stop talking about nu-males and let's discuss music

>>73481559
>you have to be 18+ to post on this site

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>>73481608
>2000 was 35 years ago

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>>73481682
>in two years I'll be able to fuck a post-9/11 human.

https://youtu.be/tyHIzOd5jws

you have to listen to this death metal !!

I dont think Iron Maiden wrote seventh son

>>73481737
that's not death metal you fucking uncultured newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WayVS0gnBNc

>>73479750
What the album on the right bottom?

>Dark Age
>Dark Angel
>Dark Funeral
>Dark Lunacy
>Dark Millennium
>Dark Moor
>Dark Quarterer
>Dark Suns
>Dark Tranquillity
>Darkane
>Darkology
>Darkspace
>Darkstar
>Darkthrone
>Darkwater

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>>73481492
talking about those two

>>73481794
Arckanum - Fran Marder
RIIVAUS - Lyöden Taudein Ja Kirouksin

>>73481791
>Darkstar
THEY LADY OF MARS!

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>>73481782

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Ghost's logo says "Rush"

>>73482134
Your post says nu-male

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02nAH_oAjeg

Judas Priest - Painkiller

>>73482327
nu-male shit

>>73482366
delet this

>>73482174
>>73482366
>doesn't post anything he likes
It's guaranteed poser shit anyways, so why knock me over a Ghost logo theory?

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This has to be the worst produced live album of all time

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>>73482385
wrong

>>73482385
>tfw have this physical CD
>it was the first thing I'd ever heard from In Flames
>instantly hated them and kept me from ever becoming interested until many years later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wBVThr_qhw

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>>73479794
+Helstar, early Death, Heavy Load
>>73479838
+Nature & Organisation, The Chasm, Imprecation, Deicide, ATG, Sargeist, Forgotten Spell

>>73482385
>setlist contains songs from albums right before they sold out
What a shame

>>73482382
i'm not him you gigantic dickflobber

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Why is this hated again? Listened to it for the first time and the riffs are original, and well written.

>>73482385
I was just thinking about the fact that this badn has become the embodiment of disappointment and mediocrity

Just a question for anyone here still worshiping early 90's melodeath, how much would you pay for Jesper Strömblad, Glenn Ljungström on guitar, Peter Iwers or Johann Larsson on bass, Daniel Svensson or possibly Daniel Erlandson/Anders Jivarp on drums, and Michael Stanne or Henke Fors on vocals to reunite as old In Flames and perform Lunar Strain and Subterranean in its entirety? Shit boi I'd lay down some good paper to see that shit happening
€50 at least
They could pull an Arch Enemy trick and just call themselves Lunar Strain or something

>>73482513
I always preferred DT anyway

IF and Metallica are the biggest sellouts in metal

>>73482513
I'd like them to reunite like this at a festival where Nu-Flames is playing and blow them the fuck out

>>73482513
They could probably play stuff from jester race as well
Everyone knows niklas sundin from DT wrote the lyrics to jester race, and bjorn was just told what to do on drums by jesper
none of the current members have anything to do with writing anything pre-colony
fuck, jesper could probably claim the sole rights to perform the songs and get away with it if it were to come to a lawsuit

>>73479737
You guys, where do I start with tech death? So far it seems not that great.

Why is Under a Funeral Moon so bland?

>>73482616
l2lofi

>>73482581
I don't think In Flames plays anything pre-Clayman live these days

>>73482542
DT's latest album wasn't the tits either
at least they didn't sell out

>>73482613
Obscura

>>73482480
It's good, but it's no Blakckwater Park or Still Life
Damnation was better as well

>>73482632
I've actively avoided them on festivals since jesper left, but apparently, they play moonshield and jester's dance now. They sometimes play food for the gods live as well. And of course the hive, which is horribly butchered by bjorn and his wah pedal
people like bjorn gelotte should not be allowed to own a wahwah

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I'm on the fence with this one. Half the time I think the riffs are alright then the next I feel it's just bland.

>>73482638
I thought it was better than WatV and Construct desu, title track is their best song in years

>>73482632
>>73482638
>tfw I saw Dark Tranquillity live and they played absolutely nothing from The Gallery.
The oldest song they still play are ThereIn and Wonders at Your feet.
At least they played nothing from We are the Void as well, though Iridium is fantastic.

>>73482709
I saw them in 2014, and they played 4 songs from skydancer and 4 from the gallery in a 2 hour set
shit I feel so lucky

>>73482721
>2 hour set
Well mine only lasted for hour and a half

>>73482709
Also they oddly omitted one of their biggest hits Lost to Apathy, but played Through Smudged Lenses from the same album which is one of their most underrated tracks.

>>73482733
Shit, I was wrong. It was 1 song from skydancer and 3 from the gallery
The show was pretty awesome, that's probably why I remember it to be sicker that it was
http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/dark-tranquillity/2013/
poppodium-013-tilburg-netherlands-43c497d7.html

>>73482709
>though Iridium is fantastic
Funny, they wrote that song in the 90s

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>>73479737
>tfw no qt metal gf

I love melodeath so much
I cant help myself
what is modern day's equivalent of 90's melodeath?

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>>73483045
>I love melodeath so much

>>73480291
When you try to desperately hide your inferiority complex and call every band that isn't pure anger a nu-male band.

>>73483060
stop posting my picture

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>>73483072
>When you try to desperately hide your inferiority complex and call every band that isn't pure anger a nu-male band.

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this kills the nu-male

>>73483060
>implying hipsters listen to melodeath

>>73483110
>nu-male
What's so unclear? That term has no meaning, it has been said at least 15 times here unironically. People would call Overkill a nu-male band because they have a ballad, or Dissection because they have something like Feathers Fell.

>>73480305
Pretty new to /metal/, this is great thanks

>>73479737
Bought this on vintl despite Tom not endorsing the reissues.

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is Mayhem in Blue noticeably HSN's best and on the cusp of being a classic album or am I just crazy

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>>73483177
>Dissection

>>73483316
Definitely their best. Definitely an incredibly memorable album too.

>>73481369
I'm really liking the solos on Twilightfall
They seem kind of out of place but it works

>>73483060
what country do you live in where nu-males listen to melodeath?

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>>73483130
>Blasphemy

>>73483177
nu-male metal is just metal that doesn't sound like Priest, Venom, or Manowar as I said earlier

>>73483060
where did you find this pic of me

>>73483428
>>73483133
t. nu-males in denial

>>73483374
Yea man, it feels to me like people have forgotten about it but here I am still listening to it very regularly. It'll be great to see if they can top it next time.

>>73482550
I'd like to see them reunite like this at a festival where Nu-Flames is playing and go onstage, beat the shit out of them, and then take their instruments and play old IF stuff

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>>73480924
Where do you think you are, rebbitor?
>but muh special dark funeral and marduk, coldest trvest bands ever!!1!!!1 how can ameriKKKA compete?!?!!

>>73483644
dark funeral is pretty cool
a little edgy is all

>be extreme metal band
>write killer riffs
>have a sick as fuck drummer beating the shit out of his set
>out of nowhere invite some vapid cunt to feature one of your tracks
>she sounds like shit, is out of tune and way too whiny
This happens way too often to be a coincidence

>>73483452
>Priest, Venom, or Manowar
You mean overrated dadmetal bands

>>73484231
how salty are you that you'll never get laid listening to bedroom myspace black metal

>>73483870
>female vocal feature
Is there any surer sign of a nu-male band

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>>73484267
call her a nu-male I fucking dare you

>>73484310
The only thing keeping Arch Enemy from being prime nu-male bait is that they're too shit to be trendy

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>>73483042
iktf

>>73484249
At least I'm not gay

Still looking to get trashed nu/meal/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pCbz8Mnr99

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0spYpjAzfAz

>>73484267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcSY-OfkVTc&ab_channel=TheOnlyWayIsMetal%21

>>73484441
They all look like there is something wrong with them

>>73484535
take a look in the mirror buddy

>>73484525
i liked it. i give it a nu/10.

>>73484525
please get good before posting again

thank you

>>73484728
But im just fuckin around manjeeeeee

>>73480851
>>73480861
shit band

>>73484267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_JB2N23VG8

>>73484525
HERE'S THE THING DUDE
NO ONE WANTS BORING TRASH
PEOPLE WANT THIS

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L3igmeppP4

>>73484988
Its aight

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what's the most hipster 'metal' band out there?

pic related imo. reminds me of dopethrone nu males

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Stop listening to whigger music

>>73485171
converge

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>>73485171
Clair Cassis

>>73484988
I at least think the lead on the first link was pretty good

>>73485171
how is dopethrone nu male

>>73485171
Baroness

>>73485236
stoner """""""""""metal"""""""""is riffless garbage exclutsively for nu-males

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>>73485428
wrong

>>73485508
>posts the apotheosis of riffless nu-male metal

kek

>>73485428
>Dopethrone is riffless garbage
Dopethrone is literally nothing but killer riffs, what are you talking about?

Even if you want to argue that something like Kyuss isn't actually metal, it's still some of the most riff-tastic heavy music you'll find anywhere.

>>73485526
>riffless
>majority of the album is one droning riff
how can this be

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>Dopethrone is literally nothing but killer riffs

>>73485574
that's not a riff...that's a chord progression

>>73480364
> waking the cadaver

Thoughts on Obscura?

>>73485832
nu-male band

>>73485858
>band

>>73485858
>band

>>73485868
>>73485877
It is a band you fucking retards

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>>73485868
>>73485877
are we talking about the cynic album? also nu-male

>>73485858
>nu-male

>>73485890
do you think he's talking about a literally who band or a well-known album

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>>73485909
>are we talking about the cynic album?
pretty sure he was talking about this, m8

>>73485917
both

>>73485909
>cynic album
you fucking what

>>73485934
shit i got gorguts confused with cynic for some reason, dissoshit is as riffless as tech death

>>73485934
>shit i got gorguts confused with cynic for some reason
Literally how

>>73485959
dissoshit is objectively gayer

>>73485978
drinking probably

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>>73485959
>i got gorguts confused with cynic

Jfc you guys are literal retards


Thoughts on Obscura (the band)

>>73486052
who?

>>73486052
nu-male album

>>73486052
nu-male poster

ITT: nu-males

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>>73484535
>Thinking you're normal
>Wanting a plain jane
>Not a qt3.14 metal chick

LEAVE THE HALL

If I were to shove a speaker up my ass and play music through it to stimulate my prostate until I orgasm, what metal would be best to do so?

>>73486159
electric wizard

>>73486159
dso

>>73486159
Anal cunt

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>>73486159

>>73486159
drone doom

>>73486315
>>73486315
>>73486315
>>73486315

>>73485621
This is revisionism.

>>73486052
It's fucking garbage.