/metal/

>crust
t. nu-male

What's the metal version of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li5M3dWszBE

>>73463154
Phantom - Self-Titled Debut

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>tfw no immolation listening qt gf

i will literally kill any of you to get a qt gf that listens to immolation

>>73463232
>he fell for the gf meme

>>73463260
I would kill you to sniff her feet

>>73463232
>I will literally end a life to fulfill a pathetic goal most people achieve effortlessly because I'm wholly incapable of succeding in the most basic social tasks
I don't doubt it

>>73463276
>implying most people can seduce a qt on this level

keep dreaming, michael

>>73463151
>t. nu-male
t. nu-male

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>>73463294
>plain-as-fuck-looking girl with shit taste on men
>"a qt on this level"
Sad!

>>73463294
>implying I don't have the charisma to woo basic bitches
stop being so ugly, Caleb

>>73463314
How do you know her taste?


>>73463321
Doubt it, nu male

>>73463360
The dude next to her

>>73463367
Theres a lot of dudes next to her

>>73463367
DELETE THIS

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>>73463386
>>73463406
Wow dudes. Ok fine, enjoy your sad fantasy about some random, plain, resting-bitch-face-syndrome'd chick you screencapped off of youtube. Even t. numale posters are less pathetic than you. You sound like you belong in /kpop/ or grimes generals.

>>73463367
How deep do you guys think that stoner looker motherfucker in the Iron Maiden went into that bitch?
I'd say his greasy schlong went the full 5 inches in, right up to the balls

>>73463462
I reckon the same. For a full, mind-blowing 4 minutes. He also obviously came inside her. She has the facial hair to be on the pill.

>>73463496
Ugh, must be the greasy haired, huezillian looking chimp next to her.

Which mens she probably has at least one child by him

>>73463193
We can do better than this. Come on you fucking numales.

>>73463528
stop trying to bring attention into your own little meme character, little dick

>>73463520
Is your gf cuter?

>>73463552
Having a girlfriend is the most retarded thing you can do with your time and a woman.

>>73463579
>>73463260
this
gfs are a meme and a destructive one

sleep around, love no one, stop being numales

>>73463579
shitposting on an Angolan bicycling enthusiast forum is much more sexually productive

>>73463528
you already did, the record is 55

>>73463607
>don't breed
>don't have a family

totally NOT numale things to do

liking traps is absolutely not gay!

>>73463612
they're talking about muh gfs, not sex. You think people who actively participate in >tfw no gf circlejerks get laid?
>>73463636
yup

>>73463657
You're a little cuckold and your genes will die out

>26 replies
>3 are about meal

P A T H E T I C

>>73463636
>have a family
I'm sure you'll make a great father figure for your wife's son

>>73463674
metal??? it's gay...

>>73463669
>makes fun of poster for not wanting a family
>uses the term "cuckold"
At least try to make sense

>>73463677
>i'm gonna get cucked for sure
>therefore i should manually remove myself from the gene pool and simply not breed

good job, numale

>>73463705
>what do you get when you mix a strawman with a non-sequitur?
Your retarded ass.

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>>73463645
>tfw no visual kei gf(male)

>>73463636
Have children but don't stick around. That is the metal way. Or just be a virgin.

What's the ratio of cuckposts:metalposts necessary in order for the janitors to actually start deleting /metal/ generals?

Should we find out?

>>73463705
What's so great about passing down your genes? What do you gain from it? Some placeboesque sense of immortality? A cash prize or something?

>>73463729
t. unironic nu-male

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>>73463736
Let's find out

>>73463736
They wouldn't do it they don't have the balls.

>>73463741
>unironic
t. genuine nu-male

>>73463718
>>>r/logicalfallacies/

>>73463754
They've done it before, though. Once they deleted like 30 posts in one swoop, all of them for containing the word "nu-male"

>>73463736
Are you suggesting we crash this general with no survivors?

>>73463759
>>>/ragequitting/

>>73463738
t. nihilistic hedonistic numale

Is there any major distinctions between a cuck and a nu-male? Is it better to be one over the other?

Asking for a friend.

>>73463276
>/metal/-posters
>"a life"

>>73463232
lol my gf listens to immolation

>>73463795
>let me answer your question with a lazy-ass ad hom

>>73463755
t. real nu-male

>>73463796
A nu-male is an identity revolving around cuckoldry
A cuckold isn't an identity, but is nevertheless what happens to a guy who exhibits nu-male qualities

>>73463520
>greasy haired, huezillian looking chimp next to her.
describe whats so bad about him

>>73463824
But anon I already did

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Funeral Doom Metal

>>73463823
It's also worth noting that cucks precede nu-males and that you can be a cuck without being a nu-male, although it's becoming rarer and rarer as the definition of nu-male expands and old-school cucks die off

>>73463853
The fuck are old-school cucks

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Post meal videos with boobers.
https://youtu.be/LqAkH583oCQ

Someone rec me some osdm with serious fucking R I F F S

>>73463868
cucks that got cucked post-ironically

or oldschool glam fans

>>73463868
remove the word -school and you have your answer

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Why are there so many nu-males if they aren't spawned from the loin of their cuckold father?
Shouldn't a cuckold's wife's son have alpha genes and dark complexion?

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Give me more of this atmo-shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odg7jTuUujE

>>73463819
Go on reddit if you want to argue

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>>73463875

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>>73463875
anything from sweden and finland 1990-1993
>>73463882
nu-males are made, not born

>>73463874
get this gay shit out of here nerd

>>73463232
hey that's me
can you please delete that?

>>73463874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZvZLJedEcw
I want to stick my penis inside of peak Traci Lords

>>73463900
>ragequitting
sad

>>73463902
One of the few good meal bands to come from my gay ass city.

>>73463930
>calls me a numale
>is a numale

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>>73463911
t. nu-maliest of nu-males

>>73463982
>uses the most nu male background on 4chinz

>>73464016
t. photonfag

>>73464016
I honestly thought this fucking nu meme was dying, fucking kek. I was ded wrong mates.

>>73464016
I'm already deaf from metal, I don't wanna go blind from shitty Yotsuba
Also, fuck extensions, it's the most nu-male way to browse

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>>73463926
>peak Traci Lords
Is that uhhhhhhhhhh legal?

https://youtu.be/pl7SonqCNzI

>>73464016
It's more edgelord than numale.

>>73464048
>browsing
nu-male

>>73464054
>Is that uhhhhhhhhhh legal?
The mean age of this thread is 16, so yes

>>73464016
>whining about the most nu male aspect of this post

WHEN WILL NU MALES LEARN THEIR PLACE

>>73464064
>replying
numale

The faster we shitpost, the more likely it is we get GETS

@73464084
>quoting
nu-male

ﾠ

>>73464111
>getting trips
numale

>>73464142
>singles
nu-male

>>73464177
>dubs
fucking numales get off my board reeeeee

>>73464177
>dubs
newmail

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>all this off-topic

>>73464177
>doubles
numale

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>>73464203
>>73464213
>getting singles again
nu-males

>>73464213
>>73464217
>hivemind
nu-males

>>73464131
wtf

>>73464231
>numale reaction pic
nice try numale

>>73463923
please please please please please be my gf

>>73464278
only if you upload a video of you cutting your penis off

then I will marry you and love you and cuddle you and we'll have eachother forever

>>73464254
dumb nu-male

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this general already has a metal waifu you fucking nu-males

>>73464332
but i want to give you cummies in your tummy

>>73464332
the most metal thing posted in this thread so far

>>73464357
That's not Lee Aaron you big faggot

>>73464357
WHO DAT

>>73464357
>finding "womyn" attractive

By far the most nu-male thing I've seen in this thread

>>73464357
That's not Neige

>>73464358
no gf for u then

>>73464357
thats not Frank Mullen

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>>73464369
>floofy glamwhore

>>73464397
Floofy glamwhores are the best glamwhores regardless of how you feel about glam

>>73464380
This.
Men>women sexually

>>73464443
>are the best whores
...is what I meant

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>his gf doesn't listen to Obituary

>>73464357
I could have lost my virginity to a girl like this but I was afraid I was going to be judged for going out with a girl older than me. I want to kill myself for it now. Never even had a girlfriend since. Life is just awful.

>>73464496
If sex's what makes or breaks your life then you surely lead a sad one

>>73464496
You'd be judged for dating an older girl, people would think you're alpha as fuck

You know its a shitty meal year when The Ruins of Beverast has the AOTYSF

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>>73464496
dumb nu-male

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQbOA3r0Hgc

What do we think of these memelords?

>>73464535
>>73464465
>>73464357
post moar qt growlers plz

>>73464560
seems like stuff nu males would like

>>73464560
I don't. Why would anyone

>>73464560
Not quite Steel Panther, but they're /ourband/

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>>73464570
got you senpai

>>73464575
https://youtu.be/hsa_LofMrGE
Why not?

Are there any other bands with this vocal style?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLSUQYzqXZ0

>>73464624
I don't see why I'd think about them

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r8 no h8

>>73464640
ya it's called black metal ur prolly gonna like it

https://youtu.be/LVKbC6e-mUA
Look at these glorious faggots.

>>73464781
8/10

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>>73464781
>Ulver

gud meal splits

>>73464939
nu-male

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Why does summer weather make you so fucking itchy god damn

>>73465030
shower more you disgusting NEET

whats the deal with marduk

>>73464781
SUCK IT
FUCK IT
https://youtu.be/7IO1rjFG8Gc

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>>73465073

>>73465091
delete this

>>73465114
I W A N T S O M E P U S S Y

https://youtu.be/akrgA540BZA

>didn't sleep in 3 days
Metal for this surreal feel ?

>>73465472
>nitro

Eh...

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>>73465505

does true metal need to be disgusting?

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Has there ever been a band with more good riffs?

>>73465906
arghoslent has the best riffs of any band ever and the fact that they are super racist is nu-male repellant as well. really couldnt be more perfect

>>73465505
https://youtu.be/QVXfaxjEJwU

>>73465505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQB9n0fz18I
it's not metal though

>>73465939
so true

and it's not like a once in a while fluke, the songs are full of them non stop

>>73465906
>>73465939
>>73466102
>dragonforce with harsh vocals

>>73466123
kek

>>73466123
Trying something new after the chinese classical thing didn't stick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZSlX1zXnfM

Anyone else hyped for this AOTY?

What is the best Ozzy song and why is it Shot in the Dark?

>>73465842
no wtf

>>73465961
FERAL AEROPLANES

>>73466450
You're not true metal

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>>73466508
LIKE SLEEPWALKERS ON THE OCEAN HIGHWAY

I asked this yesterday and no one knew the answer so I thought I'd let you know

The band that the vocalist destroyed his vocal cords so they turned into an avant garde jazz metal band was Fleurety.

Thank you for reading

>>73466201
>the chinese classical thing
excuse me?

>>73466545
>no one knew the answer
I literally told you that that sounded like Fleurety, but that you explained it wrong. They didn't turn into a "jazz band" as you put it because the original singer fucked up his voice.

Come on man. If you're going to request info, at least pay attention to the answers.-

>>73466577
Did you? I got like 2 (you)s and neither said Fleurety, sorry if you responded and I missed it I asked before I went back on my lunch break and checked the responses when I was off and it was the same thread.

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>>73466577
>>73466601
Wait no nigger fuck you I got one response and it didn't say Fleurety

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>>73463875

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>>73466618
Somehow I forgot to say what those bands were, but you didn't reply back and assumed you were gone.

Anyway, as you already know, the band didn't change sound because their original singer fucked his strings up. They changed vocalist and went on to release one of the best norwegian black metal albums of the 90s. Then they went further down the weird path and released an album up there with Dodheimsgard's and Atrox's weirdest forays into industrial-ish dissoblack (inb4)

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>>73466706
goddamn I love Min Tid Skal Komme so much

>>73466706
Yeah now that I know who the band was I was thinking of I have my info straight.
The vocals on the demo that he blew out his cords on are insane, but Min Tid Skal Komme is a better album overall.

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>>73463926
Traci is always delightful

>>73466720
Amazing how the cover art looks so much like how the album sounds

>>73464496
t. nu male

>>73466730
>Min Tid Skal Komme is a better album overall.
It's one of my favourite products of the norwegian second wave, along with Heart of the Ages and two albums that are better left unnamed.

>>73463850
Industrial Doom Metal

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>>73466733
That's my fetish

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>>73466751
>two albums that are better left unnamed
That's okay, one of my favorite 2nd wave albums isn't even Norwegian

It's 2017 right now, almost the end of the decade. Yet metal seems to have not done anything special or actually different at all this decade. Even when there are people trying "new ideas" if they can even be called that, it's just in gimmicky ways (Liturgy, Infant Annihilator, Baby Metal, Encenathrakh, etc.) Jeez, and we used to think the 2000s were bad because of what seemed like little relative innovation at that time, but this decade is far worse. Will metal be saved? Or will it continue to be this zombie of a genre?

>>73466757
9/10, only needed a few more bpm on the drums to be absolutely perfect

>>73466774
What?
Blackgaze, slam, cascadian BM

>>73466774
All things must come to an end.
>we used to think the 2000s were bad because of what seemed like little relative innovation at that time
Funny how I always thought it was the most innovative decade since the 80s

>>73466774
Vektor - Terminal Redux

>>73466792
>Blackgaze
mid 2000s
>slam
depends on who you ask, 1993 or early 2000s
>cascadian
0% originality, the cringest thing that happened to bm since hipster bm

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>>73466813
That was made 27 years ago

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>>73466834
This was made 37 years ago

>>73466847
>30* years ago
sorry

>>73466823
cascadian BM IS hipster BM

>>73466813
Exactly, Terminal Red.... that's it lmao

>>73466867
Yeah, but while cascadian bm focuses on the same brand of thick, cold atmosphere that had already been explored by the likes of Burzum and Drudkh, to name the most obvious ones, hipster bm was all about dreamy, lush and accessive production

>>73466866
>1986 was 45 years ago

>>73466892
The album came out in 87, 30 years ago
or was that a funny joke you were doing there

Has there ever been a successful combination of black metal and gothrock/post-punk?

>>73466920
Menace Ruine - Cult Of Ruins
maybe?

>>73466920
Circle Of Ouroborus

>>73466959
mods are fags. what do you expect?

>>73466890
desu i rate cascadian BM since i live in west oregon and it really captures the mood of a foggy conifer forest on a cool wet winter

>>73466975
That just sounds like bm + psychedelic industrial, not unlike Murmuüre

>>73466987
At least they're getting rid of the empty, worthless "t. numale" posts that ruin the generals by taking up space.

>>73467012
>thinking those posts "ruin" /metal/
what kind of male could've posted this?

>>73467022
One that's aware of post limit before autosage kicks in, you ridiculous fuck

>>73466959
>taking a picture of your monitor with your phone
nu-male

>>73466959
>Bezeq International-Ltd
>Tel Nagila, Israel
oy vey

>73467080
3/10 trying too hard to fit a perfectly simple fact into your "lolo ur numel" narrative

>>73466757
>>73466782
>Hatred racism and arms race,
vivisection, fur coats are humanitys disgrace.

Holy shit this is great

>>73466992
The organ bits, the industrial driven rhythm sections, idk to me it sounds like if second album Sisters Of Mercy and This Heat decided to start a black metal supergroup.

But maybe Hateful Abandon or Tombs are better examples, but they aren't really actually metal.

>>73467170
Have you tried either Murmuüre or Circle Of Ouroborus? This is an honest recommendation, not an insinuation that my metal dick is bigger than yours.

>>73467194
>Murmuüre
Yeah. They are alright, love the idea but I wish their riffs would have progressed more or they used a larger variety in timbre.
>Circle Of Ouroborus
Nope. What start point do you recommend?

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>all these numales itt thinking grills can appreciate metal on anything but a superficial level

>>73467591
>not fucking cuteboys instead

>ctrl-f "nu-male"
>30 matches
fucking hell

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>>73467728
Maybe it'll be funny the 6000th time

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greatest album of all time coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwnqj-RU6OY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP0QYUpiGos
best sado-death-black metal

>>73468436
but touch of evil prevents it from being perfect

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>mfw my band has been offered a gig in November to open for a pretty serious speed metal band
>we haven't done any shows yet, all we have right now is a demo without vocals and that's it
>there are so many stoner and death/hard/metalcore bands in town, they came straight to us
Oh shit.

>>73468768
do you play real speed metal? none of the nu-male shite?

>>73468781
Nah, we play thrash metal.
I'm not really the biggest fan of the new European speed metal bands but they get the job done for sure.

>>73468768
do it faggots
>>73468755
>he doesnt like touch of evil
the fucks wrong with you

>>73468768
Which band is it?

>>73468890
Of course we're fucking doing it.
>>73468899
Iron Curtain.

Goat Horns was the beginning and the end of symphonic metal as a subgenre.

>>73468755
touch of evil is great, what are you talking about

>>73468991
>Goat Horns
Which Goat Horns

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What's the cheesiest, most guttural, artificial cybergrind/cybergore?

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>>73469059

Give me some metal that sounds like it's been vomited on, pissed itself, and then fell asleep in the trash and woke up covered in maggots

>>73469161
Satanic Warmaster

>>73469262
We need to go deeper than that, anon.

>>73469161
pissgrave while watching an amateur bukkake

>>73469316
You're not wrong

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>>73469161
try pic related. (ingesting putridity by visceral disgorge, for those who are too puny to read brutal death fonts)

>>73469082
oh shit, is that nokturnal mortum??? I see you're a man of cvltvre as well! i only found that band because i play the flute and was looking for metal band with a flute.

>>73469428
Slams are all fine and good yes, but I need something absolutely next level disgusting here

I wish to merge myself with the trash and become its child

>>73469467
how about cock and ball torture then? though it is a bit too technical for its genre.

Threw some riffs together, im just commiting them to memory so no click track and yes I need to practice more but just your honest opinion would be swell /meal/ you ruthless fucks.

im aware how awful some of this sounds, I need to meet a drummer.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pCbz8Mnr99

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0spYpjAzfAz

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Hro15dZGk

>>73469477
I own Sadochismo on LP nigga

>>73469514
lucky! no store of any sort in my country has it, and neither does Google play music. the one torrent i found of it didn't have any seeders.

>>73469555
You ever try using soulseek my dude? Or Dark-World?

At any rate I got it in a nice red vinyl for $30 from a small record shop, dude had it priced for $45 or something but was like "I have had this for fucking years and I can't believe someone bought it, so I'll just take some of the price off for you"

Dude was a bro and also crossfaded when he made the transaction

>a junebug was stuck in my hair
metal for this incident?

>>73469636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64KMqZ8LI0E

>>73469161
Last days of humanity - The sound of rancid juices sloshing around in your coffin
People tend to only talk about putrification in progress but it doesnt have riffs and the slam snare detracts from the vocals
Nickleback - Feed the machine is really filthy as well

>>73469836
Nickleback is my favorite goregrind band

>>73469846
Look at this photograph....
Suck my cunt. Ass.

>>73469836
>Nickleback - Feed the machine
>nickelback actually djents now
my fucking sides

>>73469899
Wait, for real?

I didn't even know nickelback still existed til just now

>>73469907
yes, for real

it's even more embarrassing than their usual nonsense

>>73469929
t. got fed to the machine

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>>73469929
This is not giving me any fewer reasons to kill myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtVU--O29oY

B A S E D
https://youtu.be/BGVJyHbHIvU

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>>73469960
>grown men arguing about their shit music amongst themselves

Who would win /metal/?
Striborg vs Xasthur
Chris Barnes vs Travis Ryan
Corey Taylor vs Nickleback singer
Varg vs Fenriz
Coverkillernation vs Lord worm
Danial Maarat vs Abbath
People with the most (you)s will move on the the next round

>>73470015
Xasthur wins
Chris Barnes wins
Corey Taylor wins
Varg wins
Lord Worm wins
Abbath wins

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>>73470015
Hunter would destroy them all so everything you said is invalid

>>73470015
Striborg will harness the power of the forest to win
Chris barnes isnt a vegan so he wins by default
Corey taylor will be fed to the machine so chad will win
Varg will only use traditional pagan weaponry and fenriz will probably just bring a gun so he will win
Trenchcoat+mustache>Sunglasses+receding hairline
Maarat will write smear pieces that only get 10 clicks while Abbath has mainstream metal journalism behind him

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>>73470032
o shit HHH has become one witth Yakub

>>73470061
What can a gun do against bladed throwing darts?

>>73470073
I mean what do you think the ultimate form of transcendence is? Elijah Muhammad was right all along

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So as expected Hellfest was shit this year.

Context for the few who might be unaware : Hellfest is a fest that took place last week end in France. It's the biggest metal fest of France and one of the biggest of Europe.

Pic related, the line up
Also excuse my broken english

Now I went every year from 2006 to 2014. It used to be great, but started turning to shit somewhere between 2012 and 2014 I'd say. I stopped going because it was really awful. I went back this year because good friends were going and I made more money than usual so I could afford it. I went expecting bad stuff and that's what I got.


Everything that sucked :

> Tickets price and selling method.
So the ticket for the three days is 200€ (222 US dollars), which is pretty fucking expensive by itself. The food here is not great, and is ALSO expensive. The beer is awful and watered down, and is ALSO expensive. The merch market is kinda neat, there's a lot of stuff, but then again everything is terribly expensive.
But wait, here's the fun stuff : They started selling the tickets before even announcing a single band, and it all sold out ! Before there was even a single band announced, incredible

> Organisation
Fest tends to open pretty late in morning, and by "pretty late" I mean "5 minutes before the first show". There are litterally tens of thousands of people waiting outside, and with the security searching everyone at the entrance, the wait can get REALLY long, resulting in the first band every morning to play in front of a few dozens of people.
Oh yeah and our car broke down, we asked one of the staff members if they had something to reload the batteries, and he basically told us to go fuck ourselves (a "no" would have been enough)

To be continued in next post

>>73470095
continued
> The Public
I've never seen a public that awful before. Kids, people disguised as pikachus, dicks and cows literally everywhere, people throwing all their trash on the ground, people trying to start circle pits in front of Electric Wizard, etc etc... you get the picture


As far as bands go :

> Main Stages
Steel Panther are always fun, Devin Townsend was alright, most big headliners (Deep Purple, Aerosmith, Rob Zombie, Linkin Park, Prophets of Rage, Trust, Slayer, Saxon...) were between "boring" and "awful", Queensryche were disappointing, Kreator good, Ultra Vomit will never be funny

> Altar/Temple (death/black/sometimes other stuff)
Autopsy, Obituary, Criptopsy were all great, kinda disappointed by Hirax, Ghoul was good, Skepticism was ruined for me by the shit audience, Perturbator (yep) was good

> Valley (slow shit)
Electric Wizard were good on half of their stuff, Slo Burn good, Bongripper fucking amazing

>>73470095
>>73470100
>Slo Burn got back together
>Just checked and Garcia is in their lineup
Sheeeeit
Are they gonna make an album?

>>73470147
I don't know about that my little dude

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>This triggers the blackie

How does it feel to not to get one of the best examples of the genre in recent years?

>>73470287
Kentucky is better

>>73470287
>how does it feel not getting As I Lay Dying meets Bergtatt: the album
Pretty good actually

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>>73469954
Ahahahahahahaha what the fuck.

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>>73469954
wtf I love nickelback now?

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>>73469954
>when you come up with a genre so bad that it makes regular Nickelback sound good by comparison
The boys from Meshuggah must be really embarrassed

symphonic metal is not real, it's something to attach to other genres like power, death and black

>>73470588
Why don't we take it a step further and just say that all metal made with symphonic elements isn't actually real and has just been a mass fabrication this entire time.

>>73470588
This. Melodeath isn't real also.

>>73470588
what about symphonic metal where the metal section is just basic overproduced chugs and the vocals are nondescript angry vocals?

>>73470605
We call that "shit"

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>tfw you will never be the guitarist of a visual kei band and be murdered by your bandmate who tricks the world into thinking it was a suicide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0IGS7AAxRQ

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>>73470717
why do we even bother living at this point

>>73470789
What about harsh vocal power metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-ddaFwPzh0

>>73470717
>be murdered by your bandmate who tricks the world into thinking it was a suicide

Tell me more about the murder plot and was it paul raven of killing joke?

>>73467768
The Key is great tech wank, also packed with lovely synths.

>>73469262
that's weak for the description that guy put out

>>73470789
>anything with clean vocals isn't metal
What? Why?

Bands with war themed lyrics:
Thrash has Sodom
Death has Bolt Thrower
Black has Marduk
Power has Sabaton

Fill in the blanks.

>>73471019
>The Key is great tech wank
Agreed, I had it in my car the other day and was kinda underwhelmed with the actual quality of the music. Thresholds is far better, I find.

>>73471049
sabaton is fucking trash, put blind guardian there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xIe1tPtyAk

>>73471067
I prefer The Key since I find it more captivating, but I'd say both are of similar quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5c9dGt-kYU

post the absolute KVLTEST video ever.

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>ifit has clean vocals it's not metal

>>73471297
I refuse to believe someone actually said that while being completely serious

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>tfw you dance alone every night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9IKkThWHD8

>>73471378
I take long walks every night to maintain an illusion of having friends.

>>73470100
>people trying to start circle pits in front of Electric Wizard
what ? how do you mosh to fucking stoner doom ?
wtf

>>73470100
>moshing during a EW show
What the fuck? Are people truly this retarded?

>>73470100
>>73470095
you sound like that spic from 2guys1tv
If it's actually you, hey! I'm sorry I forgot your name but you're cool

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Just gave it another listen and I'm impressed. Anyone else got similar recommendations?

Do glamfags just pretend to like that shit? Or is it post-ironic?

>>73464521
isn't it what makes or breaks everyone's life?

>>73471540
Glam is the only non-gay subgenre in metal and it's fucking fun, why do you hate it? Do you doubt your own sexual orientation and can't stand people just having a blast while wearing make up and dressing as chicks or what? Why does it always have to be "le ironical"?

>>73468436
a.k.a. Priest trying hard to sound like their imitators

>>73471652
>Glam is the only non-gay subgenre in metal
Goddamn, i usually dont mind glamposting but this is some next-level delusion

>>73471540
There's merit in glam you're just too much of a nu-male to understand

>>73471679
it's a meme you dip

>>73471049
NWOBHM has Tank

>>73471421
you ain't seen shit

at heavy MTL there was a handful of scene kids trying to hardcore dance to Cult of Luna

my neck's fucked, what do I do?

>>73471704
>>73471652
but glam IS gay..

>>73471840
glam is the most macho genre, even more macho than epic, and it has been condemned as such.

>>73471823
Stop headbanging and see a doctor?

>>73471873
gay

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what does /metal/ think of Princess Princess?

>>73470095
>>73470100
t. maxwell

OP from Hellfest post here

>>73471530
It is NOT actually me but I do follow his channel on youtube, I agree with most of his opinions, alghough sometimes I don't.

>>73471477
>>73471421
Yeeeep. I remember in 2012 or 2013, there were people slamming in front of Conan. I also got yelled at because I was being too loud at the Deströyer 666 set

>>73472064
am not him
I think I speak better english than him, at least

new thread
>>73472144
new thread
>>73472144
new thread
>>73472144

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"nu-male" count for this thread:

33 instances of "nu-male"
20 instances of "numale"
6 instances of "nu male"

for a grand total of 59. You actually did it, this is your high score!

Average "nu-male" posts per thread: 32

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>>73471291
Tf

>>73463898
that was some good shit

>>73472240
t. nu-male