>"You're raping innocents with napalm fire. Now dang it, that ain't right"
>"Said the straight man to the late man: where've you been? I'm gonna kick your ass!"
>"Son, barbecue is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules."
>"Call him a jackass, dancing in the shallows of a river. Lonely jackass. Dreaming in the shadow of the willow."
>"On soft grey mornings widows cry, the wise men share a joke; I run to grasp divining signs to satisfy the hoax. The yellow jester does not play, but gently pulls the strings and smiles as the puppets dance in the court of the propane king."
neo-/mu/ is mostly gen z nu-males who didn't watch king of the hill growing up, sorry OP