>smashing pumpkins >never sampled the sound of a pumpkin

o I smell potential in here

>arctic monkeys
>have never featured a polar ape in any of their videos

>The Flaming Lips
>have never had infected or inflamed genita-
oh wait..

>Brian Jonestown Massacre
>Have never sampled the Jonestown Massacre death tape

>BROCKHAMPTON
>not a single person involved is named brock or hampton

>Odd Future
>Actually live in the present

>>73360143
THER FROM BROCKHAMPTONS NIGGA

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>They Might Be Giants
>unquestionably manlets

>>73360160
but none of them are named brock nor hampton

>>73360167
emphasis on "might"

>>73360171
HOOD PASS REVOKED!!

>Radiohead
>Don't have a single band member with his head replaced with a boombox.

>Boards of Canada
>Not members of the national film board of canada

>Bohren und der Club of Gore
>Not a society that likes pictures of dismembered persons

>The BeatLESS
>John Lennon Beat his wife

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>The Beatles
>actually humans

>Earth
>Not a blue planet in the habitable zone of our solar system

>>73360466
beetles doesnt have an a in it ;)

>>73360167
Anyone else thinks a better name would be "There Might be Giants"?

>>73360584
huuu the fuck are uuuu??

>St. Vincent
>furthest thing from being canonized by the Holy Church

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>The Who
>Everyone knows who they are

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>led zeppelin
>actually went over well

>>73360246
emphasis on "unquestionably"

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>revolver
>isn't field recordings of gunshots

>Swans
>never sampled the muffled bugle call they produce during territorial defense

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>Traffic
>it's not field recordings of a road

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>King Crimson
>No one in the band has a crimson skin tone and none of them are Kings of any piece of land or people

>>73359962
or covered rolling stones

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>try not to be brown
>is their brownest song

>>73361149
My favorite in the whole thread.

Why hasn't there been a punk band called the Big Dicks or something?

Sounds edgy enough to do

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>talking heads
>only one of them talk

>Nine Inch Nails
>Jesus is not playing in the band

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>Roxy Music
>Does not invent a style of music known as Roxy

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>Oasis
>not even one member of the band is a small body of water situated within a desert

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>slayer
>haven't killed anyone
>apart from their career in 1990

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>Talk Talk
>They sing sing

>Nirvana
>None of them are Buddhist

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>The Strokes
>all band members are alive and well

>>73362068

South of Heaven is their best album dickface

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>animal collective
>a group of humans

>>73362133
humans are animals

>>73362071
kurt was buddhist at one time

>>73362099
>the strokes
>they didn't sample recordings of someone masturbating

>Nickleback
>Won't give me a refund for buying their music

>blackgaze
>it's played by straight white guys

>>73362133
but I've been told man is the animal

>>73362497
woah, that's deep

>$uicideboy$
>still havent killed themselves

>big black
>actually just skinny white guys

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>U2
>I'm not in it

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>Deafheaven
>Can only be appreciated by a listening audience.

>>73360488
yes it does fucktard

>>73362119
It's actually their worst

>>73362068
They killed their career by creating the single best metal album ever and not quitting.

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>>73362049

>The Kinks
>Not a single album features sampling from someone reading 50 shades of gray.

>rae sremmurd
>smurdrae ym ot evisneffo

>>73362682
their best was Hell Awaits, afterwards it's chuggachugga
but the SoH title track and Silent Scream are goat

>>73362133
>humans are not animals

>>73362814
>their best was Hell Awaits
you know damn well it isn't

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>>73360466
>the beatles
>john lennon beat his wife
no this one actually checks out

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>>73359564
>Trump
>gets 2 (TWO) SCOOPS instead of 1

>>73362070
underrated

>>73362636
More like:
They can only be appreciated by a deaf audience!

>>73362632
>bono goes to get a meal at a restaurant
>waiter hands him his food
>says "enjoy your meal"
>bono says "t-thanks u2"

>>73362350
They probably did. You never know, the engineer could've added a -28dB track of someone masturbating in the background on every single song that no one can really hear but it's still there. Like what Tyler Durden does to that film in Fight Club.

>Chumbawumba
>Didn't do ooga chacka song

>>73362940
hey thanks

>>73362400
underrated

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>>73363137

>>73362400
this is a good one

>>73362785
what did he mean by this

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>the doors
>doesn't use samples of doors slamming

>Car Seat Headrest
I just wanted to make fun of this band name

>>73365514
who even like that band besides tumblr teenagers

>Sunny Day Real Estate
>they're a band, not a real estate agency
>they're from Seattle which is always raining

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>Miles Davis
>He only covers a few cubic feet

>>73361672
Kek

>>73360396
>implying that anyone here is "hood"
where do you think we are

>>73360473
>Earth
>not field-recordings of dirt being played by the wind

>Swans
>not recreating the rape of Leda by Zeus in form of a swan

I thought Gira was regarded as edgy and a good composer

>>73363155
Not

>go and get a meal at a restaurant
>bono hands you your food
>he says "enjoy your meal"
>"t-thanks u2"

that's so much better

>prince
>not royalty

Why was this shit even allowed?

>Pity Sex
>None of them have had sex with me

>>73367124
yeah, that's better. just had a split second idea for a joke, didn't really refine it. thanks for improving it anon

>Nine inch nails
>not recording of buttrape by a nine inch cock
They're not even trying anymore

>>73365309
read it backwards anon

>rolling stones
>actually had a steady career

>talking heads
>the members of the band have heads that do indeed talk from time to time

:)

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>>73362785
>>73365309

>>73360584
no that sounds like a faggy prog-rock band

>>73362372
My favorite ITT

>everything everything
>their new single was nothing nothing special

>>73362854
fucking kek

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>king gizzard and the lizard wizard
>contain neither a monarch gizzard nor reptilian magician

>Yes
>no

>>73360150
>>73361149
>>73362632
>>73362070
kek

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>The Doors
>never sampled doors being opened

>Iron Maiden
>not a medieval torture instrument

>Beastie Boys
>they're just human boys

>>73362667
>beetles
>a
ok

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>Have a Nice Fife
>makes shoegaze drone music

>Lostprophets
>had no idea how their career would end up in the shitter

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>pavement
>Doesn't make Musique concrète

>>73370579

The maiden is a myth Tho, It never exsisted.

I know It's a joke, but fuck You regardless

>>73359564
T W O
S C O O P S

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>powerwolf
>not actually wolves

>And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
>found out about them on RYM

>Zebrahead
>none of the members upper bodies physically resemble that of an African plains equid

>beach boys
>all old men

>>73359612
maybe if /mu/ was even 15% as creative or funny as /fit/

>>73359564
it's 'smashing' as is really good or great
so they're great pumpkins not physically smashing pumpkins.

>ice cube
>isn't a cube made out of frozen water
>2Pac
>there isn't a second pac

>>73372860
>there isn't a second pac
what about 3pac....

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>50 Cent
>Worth millions

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>The Presidents of the United States of America
>none of them ran for office

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>Purity Ring
>Singer makes me think dirty thoughts

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>Franz Ferdinand
>None of them are the actual Archduke of Austria-Hungary

>>73373019
RIP 3pac

>>73371174
lol

>Pendragon
>Not mythical beasts with a penchant for writing

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>Camel
>They're actually dromedaries

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>James Brown
>Is quite brown

>>73372450
kek

>>73372524

wtf I've seen one with my own eyes

>Rush
>I don't feel high when hearing them

>Banes World
>not big guys for me

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>>73373599
>Barry White
>Not exactly white

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>Ministry
>Not a Christian rock band

>Mos Def
>Can actually hear quite well

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>Kansas
>Actually from Kansas

>>73372579
kek. also

>And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
>haven't found trail of dead leading to them

>Dead Kennedys
>no Kennedys in the band
>not dead

>SpaceGhostPurrp
>Is actually a black man, not an extraterrestrial violet paranormal being

>>73372860
Rick and Morty tho

>>73359564
>Beastie Boys
>They're not Beastie

> Muse
> None of them is a greek goddess of inspiration.

>Gucci Mane
>Isn't the spokesperson for Gucci

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>Aphex twin
>doesn't have an identical sibling

>>73362071
>>73362235
plus he's dead

>>73362785
he, remmurd a rouy so

>>73363986
Good to see the reaction gifs are already popping up from that video.

>>73372576
they're not powerful either

>Dave Matthews Band
>Dave is the worst member of the band

>>73372450
nice

>Beach House
>Not a building functioning as a home that is also located on a beach

>>73362785
....nmad

>>73373650

Well whatever shitty museum that was, they're lying to you anon

>Smash Mouth
>not one reference to fellatio

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>Yes
>No

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>>73373797
10/10

>This Heat
>Don't play music with heaters

>death grips
>all quite alive

>Ready to be gay
>misheard lyrics from Show me how to live
>Audioslave 2017

>>73372579
best ITT

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>>73365785
Delete this.

>Deerhunter
>bradford cox has marfans syndrome and would probably die from gun recoil

>Ski Mask the Slump God
>Actually wears a hockey mask

>>73374109
fuck off

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>joy division
>singer kills himself after two albums

>Little Dragon
>is four people, none of which are dragons

>>73362785
oaml

tti etirovaf ym

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>Burzum
> Burns 'em

>Midori
>they're yellow

>>73360584
to be hinest wit you till i read this thread thats what i thought they were called

>>73380135
incredible

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>>73359564
>The Cure
>listened to all their albums and I'm still pozzed

>>73361855
what song?

>Interpol
>None of them are actually members of an international police force

>Sonic Youth
>Gotta go fast

>>73359667
underrated

>>73361956
Well, there's the revolting cocks

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>Gentle Giant
>Composed of violent midgets

>Spock's Beard
>When did they shave him?

>Frost*
>Where is the explanatory subtext denoted by the asterisk?

>Pink Floyd
>There isn't a single twig-like, nerdy, glasses-wearing faggot in the band

>>73377369
Weren't they real but just used for intimidation not actual torture?

>>73369810
my fav itt

>Iggy Pop
>never sampled the sound of a soft drink
>nor an ice cream truck

>>73380790
Try Not to Be Brown.

>The Police
>don't have arrest powers

>Cat Stevens
>not feline

>Bill Halley & The Comets
>not astronomical

>Allman Brothers
>kept name even after 1 brother died

>>73384262
>See that boi hesgottherytminhim
Also
>Quebec
>is American

>>73362068
O H S H I T

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>Marvin Gaye
>Was not Gay

>green day
>the day doesn't change color when I listen to them

>busdriver
>he's a rapper

>Coldplay
>Tours selling hot, regardless of people's opinion about their music

...did I do it right?

>Nirvana
>kills himself

>>73359564
>Neutral Milk Hotel
>Doesn't sample any neutral milk nor recorded in a hotel

>>73360432

lame

>Death metal

>enjoyed by and made up of weak neckbeard pansies who couldn't take a life if theirs depended on it

>>73388244
it's ok, you can do better

>>73380135
very uberrated

>>73374109
kill yourself

unless you were being double sarcastic...

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>>73377783
i think this is more what they were going for...

>>73384607
That last one got me

>That Handsome Devil
>Godforbid is an ugly normal man

>>73359564
>Beatles
>Not literally insects

>Captain Beefheart
>Not literally a pirate captain who is an anthropomorphic cow's heart

>Butthole Surfers
>Do not literally surf with their buttholes or within anybody else's buttholes using normal surfing techniques

>The Doors
>Not literally doors

>the Velvet Underground
>Are not literally anthropomorphized velvet that live in a nuclear bunker underground.

>>73389385
where do they claim they're in a nuclear bunker

>>73361149
fuck

>>73366503
Indonesia?

>venetian snares
>has not one sampled snares from Venice
>NOT FUCKING ONCE

>/mu/
>just memes and shitposting

>>73362235
lol he was such a typical edgy teen.

>>73380471
holy kek

>>73388288
Hello Dave

>>73360456
>>73362019
>>73362068
>>73362372
>>73362632
>>73365487
>>73365785
>>73367223
>>73372450
>>73373763
best ones itt

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>PWR BTTM
>Accused of multiple sexual assaults

>>73379032
Wew lad

>xiu xiu
>no dead asian girls