If you’re under 25 years old — or an immature 30-plus —

Where’s the love and romance in the mind-numbing rubbish that’s played at most nightclubs? Is there any conveyance pain and loss? Or pride and joy? How about playing a catchy tune that’s just fun to sing along with?
Is that too much to fucking ask?
I don’t expect to like everything that’s new. As an amateur observer of the human condition, I freely acknowledge that successive generations are obliged to a continuation of the species which sometimes entails pushing boundaries and violating the preferences of their elders. History shows the more radically different one generation is from one to the next, the greater degree of innovations are sparked from such permutations. Music is just one by-product of inevitable cultural and technological shifts, sometimes mislabeled as advances.
Yes, yes, yes! New music should piss off plenty of parents and leathery jokers like me. At least I’ll accept “cultural evolution” as being inevitable, and necessary.
If you don’t believe this, take a look at the past century. Nearly a hundred years ago, traditional musicians hated a new sound called jazz. Later, jazz loyalists despised rock n’ roll and even the early sound of Motown. After that, the rockers hated disco music. Then, just about everyone hated New Wave and the 1980’s. Next came rap music which irritated everyone over the age of 30. Now, it’s hip hop and something called dubstep, which is essentially music made by computers and sound-making software. This garbage makes rap sound like fucking Amadeus.
There’s a reason this “music” is used as a weapon on suspected terrorists, forcing them to wear earphones and being bombarded with such abuse for hours. I’m not making this up. This is the brain-frying shit they put on the headphones and strap to the ears of prisoners who are handcuffed behind their backs and sit naked in jail cells while they are forced to endure this madness.

I’d rather blow my fucking brains out, and if I ever did managed to get out, I’d be running off to join the nearest terrorist cell in order to extract my revenge.
Have a listen this rubbish (CLICK BELOW) if you can stand it for more than a few seconds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJnVCAxOLNA
I know what you’re thinking. You want to go after my music. You want to blast away at me. Go ahead, fuckers. See if you can top what I like at the conclusion of this article. You’re drawing so fucking dead you should even be in my game.
So, what constitutes real music? Here’s a list of things I believe to be essential.
REAL MUSIC DEFINED BY NOLAN DALLA:
(1) Real music is created by humans, not by a machine or a computer.
(2) Real music has structure and consistency.
(3) Real music elicits real emotions — of love, loss, anger, fear, happiness, hope, inspiration, or anything related to the gambit of being human.
(4) Real music requires talent.
(5) Real music requires instruments and/or voices.
(6) Real music should be cross generational.
(7) Real music shouldn’t need gadgets or special effects to be enjoyed.
Here and now, I’ll leave you with a video clip of real music (CLICK BELOW).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Af372EQLck
When one of those fucking machines creates a sound that can somehow match this magical majesty, then give me a call. Until then, don’t label what you listen to as “music.” It’s not music. It’s garbage.

cool blog bro

>>73354284
>Johann Pachelbel

fucking pleb lmao

bottom tier attempt at forcing a copypasta

>>73354284
2/10 at least you made me laugh.

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>>73354272
get the FUCK out! GET OUT!fuck YOU! fucking asshole. get out,where are you from?where are you from?go to a studio and rehearse. maybe some day youll learn. you SUCK!Youre a no talent piece of SHIT!!GET OUT.How dare you come down here and do this? Im here 14 years, Ive lived in this town my whole life.youre a DISGRACE! You suck! How dare you?I live 3 blocks down. Who the hell do you think you are?
Who the hell do you think you are?You any kind of artist?Anybody know who you are?Maybe everybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. This is one of the most important places in all of North America, who are you?WHO ARE YOU?!You miserable, presumptuous, no talent.Youre no artist. An artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity.You OBVIOUSLY don’t have the talent.You dont have enough respect for yourself or other people.You dont know how to respect yourself in music or any other form of creativity.
And Im an NYU film school graduate.SUCKA!And the school of visual arts! And the academy of art, university of San Francisco!You SUCK!Youre a no talent. If you really had talent, go practice. And then get yourself a gig instead of ruining the end of the day for everybody down here. You DISGRACE!You are everything that’s gone wrong in this world.Youre a SELF CONSUMED NO TALENT MEDIOCRE PIECE OF SHIT!And I’ve earned my right to say it!Okay?! I had 200,000 people and Bill Graham in 1975! I walked Bob Dylan up on stage, who the fuck are you? I knew the Grateful Dead in 1966!WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? You nothing! You nothing!You are nothing, and you will never be anything.Never! How dare you?How dare you? You miserable mediocre nothing.
Shame on you
You crack a stupid little smile,a little pip.Go learn to play.Go learn to play.You’re FLAT!You can’t even carry a fucking note. I don’t care about your little horn lip. It doesn’t mean you know how to play.Youre flat! I'm trained classically, I'm trained contemporarily, andyou suck!

>>73354284
Friendly reminder that Pachabel can't write for cello.

10/10 thread

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>>73354272
>>73354273
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>>73354710

He says "contemporaneously"

>>73354738
friendly reminder that tripfags should fuck off

>>73354272
But OP, my music taste is the same as your's